shameless self promotion Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 yeah its been a long night... Im drunk now, fyi....and im kinda depressed, i think i drink alittle too much lately, cause ive been pretty shit faced every day this week... Anyways.... I talk to my ex online and shes bitchin about how i still have her shit, and i need to give it back (she wont give back mine)..and she starts to talk about how she wants to get with me agian this summer and shit..i was like what the fuck?!....so i tell her no, cause she fucked up my life is and a total bitch....well i get some beer and start drinkin by myself watching hockey....time passes...by myself....so i decide to have a cig.. I come walkin out the door to smoke a cig and see some kid bangin on the neighbors(girls) door real hard screaming some shit about being let in....i just look at him and im like, uh, i dont think theyre awake man (i know these girls pretty well, and they deffinatly did not know this kid, and i could tell that they were looking through the peep hole about to call the cops..) so im like, who do you need? And hes like oh, i need justin, and im like well theres no justin there, you need to leave, he turns around and walks 2 doors down (into the other girls neighbors, whom i really cool with, chill with all thee times) opens the door and walks in, and im like oh fuck no, so i grab my roomate, who is 6'2 and 290 (this is a big big big black kid, trust me, very shrek lookin fucker, but i love em..haha.) and walk down there walk in and hes on the couch and the girls are like who the fuck are you?! So **** grabs this kid by the fuckin throat and just throws him out the fucking door, im right behind hiem and im like ok bitch, now were gonna fuck you up, so i get like 3 kicks in on this kid and he passes the fuck out and is just laying there bleeding out the nose...so **** ppicks him up bye the jacket and we walk out into the parking lot and just leave him there on the curb in the rain, the cops show up as soon as we turn around, and we give our statement (my roomate is also a campus escort/cop) so theyre like ok cool and take him away...... It was really wierd.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 One of these should cheer you right up. http://www.kegclub.com/corporate/images/Carbo-Final.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i had a wierd night too. hope your ok shameless, dont tire yourselfout beating kids up. yes, hal that would cheer anyone up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 haha its a backkeg yea thats kinda weird/funny at the same time ssp teases story is just plain funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup dam thats hella fucking weird... back when... me and my boy was bombin... and we saw some loony in a gas statio parking lot butt ass naked like 4 in tha mourn and he was humpin cars and chasing people... then he went in tha conveint store and tried to touch these girls or hump them... and tha clerk jumped over tha counter and started beating his ass... then kicked him out tha fucking store... :D shit was fucking hilarious.... tease Were you alright after? Or were you pretty badly fucked up? Get better soon tease! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Were you alright after? Or were you pretty badly fucked up? Get better soon tease! ;) tease is carhumperoner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i wonder what was going thru his head?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 drugs i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 WOW i knew you had to live in a college dorm you pathetic dork, wow you're cool, your room-mate is BLACK... 10 cool points for you! and we both know you didn't kick anyone, don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 and tease... is that as exciting as your life gets? that story sucked man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eski Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 *thinks* hmm ignore button ay? *click* ahhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 ^^^ No shit.... Keep talkin shit marlboro.. Dc is about what, 4 hours away from nyc, how about i come up sometime and see you, if your mom will let you cross the street right? And we both know ill kick you harder than the kid from last night;) blocked..weeee.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Dc is about what, 4 hours away from nyc, how about i come up sometime and see you, if your mom will let you cross the street right? ummmm... yeah dude! NOW YOU'RE AN EVEN BIGGER DICK THAN BEFORE (in my eyes anyway) that probably shouldn't be important to you since we don't know eachother, but since you're an insecure pussy, it is! now, it goes without saying that this situation is completely, totally, 100% hypothetical, but 4 hours is a long way to drive when you could get stomped out at home... and spend that gas money on more candy necklaces! better throw a collar on shrek and bring him also cool guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 Insecure?? HAHAHA...thats good, do you know the meaning of the word insecure? In-se-cure(adj.)- Lacking emotional stability; not well adjusted. It might as well say your name up there kid. Who likes you here? No one. Who has to talk shit 24/7 just to prove their man hood? I think that would be you.... "Grown-ups" use words that they can pronunciate and know the deffinition of them...go back to middle school. Im done talking with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/makros/Fat_x.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 "Grown-ups" use words that they can pronunciate and know the deffinition lol, most grown-ups can spell too sparky! (guess the word) wow, you looked a word up! you get a sticker! hehe ummmm... i'm proving my manhood right now, can you tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 3, 2002 Author Share Posted May 3, 2002 I dont believe i mentioned spelling anywhere in there...;) hey, its nine....arent you suposed to be in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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