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whyd i just agree to that?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SleepAnDream, May 28, 2003.

  1. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    i like to think of myself as a pretty nice guy. i open doors for people, i say please and thank you. im good to my friends and family, i even do odd things like i even agree to take some phone survey from some sprint pcs wirless service guy, blah blah blah, im bored im sure hes bored, maybe ill make this guy say something dumb or something. see, my dad is an asshole. he tells these people to fuck off, to perform some dirty sexual favors for him, to go ahead and commit suicide, what have you...i always think "these people hate thier fuckin jobs...these assholes dont make it any easier or bearable, id be civil" so this guy calls, monotone as hell, asks if he could ask me a few questions and ill be credited 30 free minutes to my account, so im like, hey sure. after listening to this guy drone on all monotone and such for 15 minutes and pressing countless buttons to very very stupid questions i pretty much wanted to tell him to fuck off or to blow me. i guess with age comes wisdom, i think ill call my dad. im more bored now from listening to ben stein than i was a half hour ago.i cant wait for these fucking jehovas to come around this week. this is what i have to look forward to...thank you for your time...
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Haha, tease callin someone dick tickler as he fingers his wet pussy.
     
  3. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    oh, i know it was a waste of time writing it, just like it was a waste of time painting your "o shit" peices, but just like you, i felt i should share my shitty experiences...so just like you, right after the outcome of this shitty experience i felt the need to hop online and post about it. thank you, that is all...;)
     
  4. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    telemarketers are hella fun. i treat them like old buddies. i pretend like we have funny inside jokes, and they owe me money. many good times have been had.
     
  5. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    telemarketer called me the other day:

    I Told him "I want me some whiskey and some steaks"

    Then he asked me I wanted a "Mistake"

    Then he tried to con me again and I said well - Your the first call Ive gotten in 2 months..I dont even pay the bill - them bastards just left it on..

    Then I threatened him with a hometown ass-whuppin'

    I detected a slight southern accent so I just had to go off on the hillbilly talk..
     
  6. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
  7. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
  8. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40

    this is your first mistake. nice guys finish last. always.
     
  9. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    i donate to charity, i do walks for cancer, i adopt trees, i save wounded animals, im against drinking, drugs and porn, i go to church every morning, i ride my bike instead of driving and if i drive, i carpool. im a vegan who supports peta vigilantlyhaha, no, im not saying im like that shit, im just not an asshole for no reason. my mammy raised me ok. wait a minute...did i just say that?
     
  10. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    hahaha, i guess thats why im a convicted felon too? hahaha. mom raised me well. at least i have some kind of morals or whatnot? hahaha...ugh.:eek:
     
  11. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    see how it sound? a little unrational!

    many states now have no call lists that you can call and telemarketers may no longer contact you.
     
  12. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    oh. how does one partially kid? you ever seen donnie darko? the part where he calls his sister a fuck-ass. well thats what youre being right now, a fuck-ass. partially kidding.:D
     
  13. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    dont mind tease, he has a problem with opening his mouth alot.....
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
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  15. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, but that dope ass smiley face, combined with those dope ass fades in those dope ass letters for that dope ass word with the dope ass hansdstyle makes me question whether i should step or just keep my mouth shut....bwaaaaa.....
     
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