SleepAnDream Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 i like to think of myself as a pretty nice guy. i open doors for people, i say please and thank you. im good to my friends and family, i even do odd things like i even agree to take some phone survey from some sprint pcs wirless service guy, blah blah blah, im bored im sure hes bored, maybe ill make this guy say something dumb or something. see, my dad is an asshole. he tells these people to fuck off, to perform some dirty sexual favors for him, to go ahead and commit suicide, what have you...i always think "these people hate thier fuckin jobs...these assholes dont make it any easier or bearable, id be civil" so this guy calls, monotone as hell, asks if he could ask me a few questions and ill be credited 30 free minutes to my account, so im like, hey sure. after listening to this guy drone on all monotone and such for 15 minutes and pressing countless buttons to very very stupid questions i pretty much wanted to tell him to fuck off or to blow me. i guess with age comes wisdom, i think ill call my dad. im more bored now from listening to ben stein than i was a half hour ago.i cant wait for these fucking jehovas to come around this week. this is what i have to look forward to...thank you for your time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Haha, tease callin someone dick tickler as he fingers his wet pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 oh, i know it was a waste of time writing it, just like it was a waste of time painting your "o shit" peices, but just like you, i felt i should share my shitty experiences...so just like you, right after the outcome of this shitty experience i felt the need to hop online and post about it. thank you, that is all...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 telemarketers are hella fun. i treat them like old buddies. i pretend like we have funny inside jokes, and they owe me money. many good times have been had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 telemarketer called me the other day: I Told him "I want me some whiskey and some steaks" Then he asked me I wanted a "Mistake" Then he tried to con me again and I said well - Your the first call Ive gotten in 2 months..I dont even pay the bill - them bastards just left it on.. Then I threatened him with a hometown ass-whuppin' I detected a slight southern accent so I just had to go off on the hillbilly talk.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 is that paul reuben? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream i open doors for people, i say please and thank you. im good to my friends and family. this is your first mistake. nice guys finish last. always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 i donate to charity, i do walks for cancer, i adopt trees, i save wounded animals, im against drinking, drugs and porn, i go to church every morning, i ride my bike instead of driving and if i drive, i carpool. im a vegan who supports peta vigilantlyhaha, no, im not saying im like that shit, im just not an asshole for no reason. my mammy raised me ok. wait a minute...did i just say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 hahaha, i guess thats why im a convicted felon too? hahaha. mom raised me well. at least i have some kind of morals or whatnot? hahaha...ugh.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 see how it sound? a little unrational! many states now have no call lists that you can call and telemarketers may no longer contact you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 oh. how does one partially kid? you ever seen donnie darko? the part where he calls his sister a fuck-ass. well thats what youre being right now, a fuck-ass. partially kidding.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 dont mind tease, he has a problem with opening his mouth alot..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame dont mind tease, he has a problem with opening his mouth alot..... http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/tease%20sucks.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted May 29, 2003 Author Share Posted May 29, 2003 yeah, but that dope ass smiley face, combined with those dope ass fades in those dope ass letters for that dope ass word with the dope ass hansdstyle makes me question whether i should step or just keep my mouth shut....bwaaaaa..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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