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why?? why?? why??

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Pfffffffffft, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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    why?? why?? why??

    Discussion started by Pfffffffffft - Feb 23, 2004

    Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

    Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

    Why is a square meal served on round plates?

    Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

    Which way does a compass point in space?

    Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

    Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

    If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

    Why did Mary own a little lamb?

    If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?


    If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

    If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

    Why are Pringles curved?
     
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    why do 24 hour stores have locks on thier doors?
     
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    why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?
     
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    why do drive thru ATM machines have brail on them?
     
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    why are we dying to live if were just living to die
     
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    If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
     
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    Can a black person be a racist?
     
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    If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
     
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    so they can move, fly around, flex their superpowers easier...spandex makes you feel like u naked, but holds all the jiggling parts in place, ya heard?
     
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    If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?:confused:
     
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    if you have a bean burrito for breakfast, would it be considered a breakfast burrito too?
     
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    Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
     
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    why does my girlfriend get mad when i jack off when shes in the room
     
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    why do people post such gay pictures like the one above ?
     
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    When - Replied Feb 23, 2004

    to be more makros like
    but yet the thing is they could never even be close

    or they think its funny to make us 56k'rs wait for a thread to load
     
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