Kr430n5_666 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Hello. I have returned and I have another question: Why do females decide that Halloween is a great day to explore the world of female objectification? I believe females who normally dress decent/conservative and then "slutty" on Halloween displays a certain desire to explore what it is like to be objectified of a wretched erection from any and all males for a night. This desire for such attention obviously is completely fucked as it shows that this person is not as mentally stable as she would appear to be on normal days. Piece of shit...figure your fucking life out, asshole. BONER APPRAISAL 2005 And for females who usually dress "skimpy" and dress ULTRA or TURBO "SLUTTY" on Halloween...I just wish to express that I have an outstanding wish for your vaginas to someday morph into an ashtray or maybe a partially burned salmon that was supposed to be a smoked salmon but it got fucked up by your mind or my mind or someones mind...or maybe pollution. Those who are obsessed with sexual attention or sexual intercourse are assholes. Get some fucking productive talents. "I'm a psychology major, though!" YEAH YOU FUCKING FOOLED ME ASSHOLE "I'm getting my masters in forensics...who cares if I am slutty." GET FUCKED BY SCIENTISTS I DONT CARE "I'm a business major." WHAT BUSINESS? YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU WILL CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO THE ECONOMY? YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY BORING, MALE OR FEMALE (exceptions can apply, however)." "I'm just slutty...I don't know what else to say..." HIGH FIVE TO YOU FOR NOT BULLSHITTING YOURSELF, BUT YOUR LIFE AND MIND ARE MOST LIKELY COVERED IN PROBLEMS THAT NEED TO BE SOLVED. PROBLEMS SO DEEP YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COMPREHEND THEM AND NEITHER CAN YOUR SHITTY FRIENDS. SO FIX THAT SHIT. If people are going to front like they are not dirty shitheads when they really are, then ashtray vagina and fried snake dick should be in your near future. BUTANE ENDORSEMENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 ARTSY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 made me laugh... i do agree, that halloween has turned into a slut contest between females. but hey i dont have a problem. if they get mad at me for starring at them though, then they are lame. it boils down to the 2 words: ATTENTION WHORES peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 i agree 100% with everything you said. Even though it may be hard for females to choose a creative costume (especially if they're airheads), it does not mean they should become sluts for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 altho if they do, then they shouldnt be surprised if theyr treated like trash. on another note, my buddy dressed as a gangster for halloween and went to the local bar. He got hella attention just cuz of his outfit. makes u think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 this slut halloween thing went full effect halloween 2002, it was already in the process before that, with half the bitches dressed like sluts, but now its all the bitches dressing like sluts. its like a phenomena. its like a competition on who can dress the sluttiest. there will be a million cheerleaders, catholic schoolgirls, nurses, lingerie models, angels,and devils this year, guaranteed.i personally am too cool for a costume, so therefore im too cool for the bitches dressing slutty, so thereforem u dont give a fuck about this shit. makros is jealous of spinning rims and slutty dressing bitches. so am i. i wish i had slutty bitches in my apartment right now, and i wish i had spinning rims on my car too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Hello. I have returned and I have another question: Why do females decide that Halloween is a great day to explore the world of female objectification? (Why do femanatzis decide to attack everything they don't want to be a part of) I bet you are fat or once were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Why do females decide that Halloween is a great day to explore the world of female objectification? WHO THE FUCK CARES WHY?! thank you jesus for the sluts. and alcohol. for i may not get laid quite so often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 yeah, I mean..isn't that a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 and not every girl dresses like a slut, and if they do whatever..let them have a day to show off what they mama gave 'em, let a bitch have some pride about herself..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northeastballs Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 you people are a bunch of dorks. I love slutty girls on halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Cosa Nostra Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 good, funny post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 atleast it's not a fecal fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Why does everyone keep asking me what I'm "doing" for Halloween? It's a holiday for little kids (and retards....) to get exicted about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 So it's Halloween And you feel like dancin' And you feel like shinin' And you feel like letting loose Whatcha gonna be? Babe, you better know And you better plan Better plan all day Better plan all week Better plan all month Better plan all year You're dressed up like a clown Putting on your act It's the only time all year You'll ever admit that I can see your eyes I can see your brain Baby nothing's changed You're still hiding in a mask You take your fun seriously No, don't blow this year's chance Tomorrow your mold goes back on After Halloween You go to work today You'll go to work tomorrow Shitfaced tonight You'll brag about it for months Remember what I did Remember what I was Back on Halloween But what's in between? Where are your ideas? You sit around and dream For next Halloween Why not everyday? Are you so afraid What will people say After Halloween Because your roll is planned for you There's nothing you can do But stop and think it through But what will your boss say to you And what will your girlfriend say to you And what will people out on the street They might glare at you And whadya know? You're pretty self-conscious too So you run back and stuff yourselves in rigid business costumes Only at night to score is your leather uniform exhumed Why don't you take your social regulations And shove 'em up your ass Girls want attention and guys want a warm, moist place to put the shaft. Everyone goes home happy, lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 uh oh..do I sense slutty halloween picture thread?.. now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 Hello. I have returned and I have another question: Why do females decide that Halloween is a great day to explore the world of female objectification? (Why do femanatzis decide to attack everything they don't want to be a part of) I bet you are fat or once were Quoted post WHAT? How would weight tie into my words here? Regardless, no...never had fat. I knew I would encounter people here who would be like "whats the fucking problem!?". There really isn't much of a problem here. I am alive...I can breathe...I enjoy my life GREATLY...but I am just questioning my surroundings once again. Perhaps I am trying to expose an issue which females should ponder for their own benefit and general mental advancement, but this being a very male dominated messageboard, of course I would get some replies typed with a couple erections. I strive for mental progression as opposed to stagnance and digression. OOPSIE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I can dig it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 eh...let them have their fun. don't over analyze it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 let a bitch have some pride about herself, guess what..SHE thinks her tittys are bangin' too, and she's been working all spring and summer to get her stomach tight for the beach..its too late for that shit, but all the hard work paid off in time enough for halloween.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 i went as pgw. haha rofl. jk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I like objectifying women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666@Oct 31 2005, 09:21 PM Hello. I have returned and I have another question: Why do females decide that Halloween is a great day to explore the world of female objectification? I believe females who normally dress decent/conservative and then "slutty" on Halloween displays a certain desire to explore what it is like to be objectified of a wretched erection from any and all males for a night. This desire for such attention obviously is completely fucked as it shows that this person is not as mentally stable as she would appear to be on normal days. Piece of shit...figure your fucking life out, asshole. BONER APPRAISAL 2005 And for females who usually dress "skimpy" and dress ULTRA or TURBO "SLUTTY" on Halloween...I just wish to express that I have an outstanding wish for your vaginas to someday morph into an ashtray or maybe a partially burned salmon that was supposed to be a smoked salmon but it got fucked up by your mind or my mind or someones mind...or maybe pollution. Those who are obsessed with sexual attention or sexual intercourse are assholes. Get some fucking productive talents. "I'm a psychology major, though!" YEAH YOU FUCKING FOOLED ME ASSHOLE "I'm getting my masters in forensics...who cares if I am slutty." GET FUCKED BY SCIENTISTS I DONT CARE "I'm a business major." WHAT BUSINESS? YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU WILL CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO THE ECONOMY? YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY BORING, MALE OR FEMALE (exceptions can apply, however)." "I'm just slutty...I don't know what else to say..." HIGH FIVE TO YOU FOR NOT BULLSHITTING YOURSELF, BUT YOUR LIFE AND MIND ARE MOST LIKELY COVERED IN PROBLEMS THAT NEED TO BE SOLVED. PROBLEMS SO DEEP YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COMPREHEND THEM AND NEITHER CAN YOUR SHITTY FRIENDS. SO FIX THAT SHIT. If people are going to front like they are not dirty shitheads when they really are, then ashtray vagina and fried snake dick should be in your near future. BUTANE ENDORSEMENT Quoted post I've been saying this shit for years now. Last year I came up with a simple formula to help females decide what to wear (you know how indecisive they can be). Formula: Any Costume + Make it slutty = Cute Halloween Costume (In their minds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 hahaha boner appraisal 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgasm Addict Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Girls dress slutty because Halloween is about breaking norms, like taking candy from strangers. It's nice to do something out of the ordinary. People's costumes shouldn't be taking so literally. It's all in good fun. Live a little.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I'll objectify a b on any day of the week/month/year. Hell I don't care. Bring it on all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 A few years ago, when i lived in a certain dormatory...a bunch of slutty girls decided to dress up in slutty versions of normal halloween costumes days before halloween. Fugazi's formula is on point. At some point in the future, Halloween will turn into a completely different holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Originally posted by Orgasm Addict@Oct 31 2005, 06:11 PM Girls dress slutty because Halloween is about breaking norms, like taking candy from strangers. It's nice to do something out of the ordinary. People's costumes shouldn't be taking so literally. It's all in good fun. Live a little.... Quoted post how is it about breaking norms if the "holiday" itself is premised on that. It would seem that being "unordinary" for halloween is just the proper way to be, so are you really breaking some special norm by being a slut? if you wanna break some norms, walk down the street naked on christmas. who the fuck cares about some goofy ass holiday where u get dressed up. I used to be psyched about that shit when i was about 6 years old. Why do people need a holiday to tell em when to have a good time and live a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Me and my girl were leaving a house party on Saturday and she brought up this exact subject. Its sad to me ... You can be hot and not need to be slutty. But it shows they dont have the mind to come up a good concept without needing to whore out, or just like whoring out. Take it or leave it ... its the new deal for Halloween costumes for the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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