Guest HESHIANDET Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 so im visiting my parents and my dad comes in from the garage and hands me a color slide. my dad was in vietnam. he was a helicopter pilot. he procedes to tell me a story about how he was flying and had to take a shit. so they land and he takes a shit in a rice field. while hes shitting his buddy is taking photos of him. while this is going on VC bols see them and start shooting mortar rounds at them. the next slide he hands me is him pants around his ankles laughing his ass off running back to the helicopter with mortars blowing upo about 100 yards or so behind him. wild ass shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 "stay off my lawn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 that is amazing. i have a lot of family that was in nam, and they have mad stories, but that was top shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 thats funking insane. youre dad rocks the house for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by beardo "stay off my lawn" oh that was good. really good. "we have to eat that rice you know. jerk!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 damn, thats a good story. my grandpa was in WWII, korea and nam and had nothing to say like that......he just took alot of speed and killed alot of people. quote by cotton hill "I KILLED FITTY MEN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 when arriving to nam my father went down in a helicopter, everyone survived. but that is a shitty welcome to a shitty stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by $360 youre dad rocks the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 being wild runs in the family i guess. please believe though hes mega fucked up from nizam. i feel bad for the nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 word that sucks. i know some guys from nam with shell shock n stuff, craaaazy dudes. they freak when news choppers flyby. but my Gpaw is totaly chill, 3 wars and not a mental scratch on him. hes just cranky nowadays cuz hes old and forgets things. quote from my Gpaw "you know, its good to drive 10 miles UNDER the speed limmit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 my grandpa was bad ass. he came home in one piece with a solid bullet "groove" right down the middle of his helmet. one of my parents neighbors went to nam...and that dude took it hard. I remember seeing him snap one day...scary shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 my dad was stationed in germany during vietnam. he was doign crypto and running docs back and forth between bases witha briefcase and a grenade strapped to him....i was considering asking my dad to smoke an L with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 The best part is that he was laughing while mortars were bursting around him. Your dad gets the thumps up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 thats a great story but what would make it the best story ever is a scan of that picture posted in here. i know thats probably not possible, but just imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 That would be fuckin awesome....new background for myself for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 my dad is a pacifist and spent a year or two in a federal prison because he wouldn't go to nam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat my dad is a pacifist and spent a year or two in a federal prison because he wouldn't go to nam. Shit, that's cool too. DAMN THE MAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by ragsoe505 that is amazing. i have a lot of family that was in nam, and they have mad stories, but that was top shelf. imma have hella stories that good "top shelf" for my kids too i hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basil fawlty Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 cue kabar.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty thats a great story but what would make it the best story ever is a scan of that picture posted in here. i know thats probably not possible, but just imagine. that was pretty witty....good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 yeah, post it... we don't beleive you, you are just trying to be accepted... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 HAHAHAHA...Dude! Thats fuckin hilarious! Thats a kodak moment aliright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•x«Krook»x• Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat yeah, post it... we don't beleive you, you are just trying to be accepted... :o :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 that would scare the shit out of me....:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•x«Krook»x• Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 my dad's cool too, all he does is drink beer and watch T.V. but he's funny as fuck.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushYaMind=> Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat that would scare the shit out of me....:) hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 My dad was a hippie. He was probably protesting while that was going on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 i think your dad punched me in the face onetime kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 over a hafl eaten hotdog. that nigga is bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 my dad's better then your dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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