Poop Man Bob Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Along the lines of what Devilush said .. there has been too much negaitvity on the board. So here's my attempt to lighten the mood. The following are the numerous reasons I love Dist. I will add more as I see fit. Please ... you too are invited to add the reasons you love Dist. Fun for the whole family indeed. -He never washes his fucking clothes -Boones Farm -Right near the beach, boyiiiee -Acting like an insane street kid to put up flyers -He gives me his old Maxims and FHMs -I WANT MY RAIL -"PENIS" -"VAGINA" -What what -His room has no floor -He manages to eat all the time but never has any food -The finest China -Being sober -Talking while pooping -My eggs kick his ass -He needs to kick his boss's ass -T.O.D.D. -T-bird style -Wu - either girl or group -Throwing rocks at me -Lampshade hats -Fat guy -Sunglasses -Beanies -Kanackers -Nammer -Booty -Dick -Fanny -Mawk -New skateboards -His shower gets a brownish film -Porn stash under the sink -16-year olds -Yankers -Those broke ass painting boots -Zima -Getting our asses kicked -I'm German too! -Sig Ep wall and free paint He's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 get your umbrella, its raining inside jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distrodomis Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 reasons i love poopmanbob above all else he isn't like family he is family end of story.... -he doesn't hate on me for not washing my clothes or leaving shit all around the house.. -dj shadow car rides -latenight robo sessions, or haloween train sessions.. -"would you rather be dumped over in a port-a-pottie filled with other peoples shit and piss or your own?" -poopman at night time -he has his shit on point, law school of choice.. -he has been there for me since we met, i cant even remeber one specific time worth mentioning because he its a daily thing almost... -drunk with him for the first time -he gives me pots to puke in.. -made me call "her" -klee -klue -raiding his parents pantry when we live in an apartment of our own... - came with me to my parents house so they could see i was ok after my hospital visit from me getting us beat up... -coined the phrase "touch me where i pee" "making the mouth babies" and the ever popular "slort" - his sock collection - "i stick to my storiee.... lord have murcee" -sports beer -kimeya who introduced me to jen who raped my mouth who i havent spoken to since -"shhhh listen LISTEN(faaaaarrrttt)" -he paints with me.. -his family... not just lauren - his girlfriend -jason baber -"eyyyyyeeeee waaaannnnntttt yyooouuurrrr sooouuuullllll" -his obcession with terracotta -stupid girls we have delt with... damn dood i ended up thinking abotu you moving again.... sorry maybe ill post more later... your asleep and we cant talk you my nagga homeslice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Poop and Dist 1. let me draw on furniture 2. Awesome TIGI shampoo and conditioner 3. I saw poops internal organs and stomach lining! 4. brought my shit (with other wonderful people) to Juvie for me and my fingers are freezing ..stupid library needs heting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 12, 2001 Author Share Posted December 12, 2001 Bump for: -leaving 1 second on the microwave -unscrewing the base of my towel hook -oodles of stickers -running from bums -"Let the snake find it" -introduction of my girlfriend -Maaaaaaggggggiiieeeeee -ugliest man alive -Mickey's -self haircuts -Deep -"Hold on, let me masturbate" -"Candy is dandy" -Sabrina is my sister -the patio is clean -my butt is full of poop Ohmygod this is the best thread ever. It will never die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 nails to the dome... i want my rail. one of my favorite stories. we used to drink and talk over the computer (just so we werent drinking alone) "did he ask you to join the i hate w*** crew? oh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distrodomis Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 werd is bondage poo: scared to death of blue rave flashlights "yall runnin like some bitch ass niggas" "ITS EKOSSSS ITS EKOOSSSSS" that guy sace from nyc is writing on our chair... keukendahl sabrina is however NOT my sister mmmmmm final fantisy all i remember is it being aweosme thats all NASEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! remember that time jermey spooked us?? fuckin trips to austin and shit MASKONER: FUCK BURNERS (aka grant) sloooowwweeerrrrr "thats fine as long as i dont LOOK like an asshole" "if by sex you mean my penis in her vagina than yes" long ass messages at like 4 am on my answering machine immm druunk uhh how about that trip to austin i made with no money should i even list thouse ??? three letters! brandon ford sly slyer skitso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Re: werd is bondage sly slyer skitso the fact that you suck at inside jokes is an inside joke... sly, skitso, and sage... but, thats his legal name, ya herd? shit dood, i never see your ass anymore. -showing your new girlfriend drawings of my penis. -asking you how much heroin i did the previous night -seeing your head roll off your body -sitting against the door hearing some random girl yell "i want you inside me you sunovabitch!" -my mom hating you. me loving you. -watching 8 hrs of porn in my dormroom -drinking 40s at luby's -jocking joker -letting you hit me in the face a dozen times... -rollerblading... wait, no thats you. ha, fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Really, what the fucking hell are you shitfucks talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSST! duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mothrasmomma Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 "loooooooooooooooooove" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 -Luby's in general -the tennis ball bum at Robo -abercrombie model looking writers from down under -weah's dog -cool Houston beef -frontflips at beach -hold on, I have to poop -ok, I'm back now -girls that lotionize -poop stains -ps2 -throwing ice at you when you're passed out in the street in front of the apartment -1 trip grocery bag hauling WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 "We're not Fred Dilst" -Bobby Mohan Coulp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 Originally posted by fr8lover get your umbrella, its raining inside jokes! Blood & Guts: -Hoa-hoa? -you buying? -OLIVES! -how's your neck buddy? -you buying? -empty bottles like soldiers -youre gonna fuck her, dont talk to me -you know where I wanna be right now?? -make me some foooood -bring me cream cheese (a week straight) -look at the fucking bagels! -VHS porn not DVD! -gimme some paint -gimme some caps -gimme a marker -you wanna smoke MY pot? -friend swapping? -Boner! Hey Boner! -did one of you guys shit your pants? -this guy says he hates country music -there might be a mike in the car, just shut up. -I wonder what it means... I dont know but it's fucking disgusting -toy -good bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 Dist, I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 damn lazy, shut the fuck up. this is about how much we love dist. (bringing the negativity)... but, seriously, if you fuck that girl, i am not going to talk to you. oh, and like the rest of the city, HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT FUCKING MARKER!? and, you ate my airhead... you owe me chinese food. distrodomis, making promises like naustrodamus. i love bathingSUITES... walking a mile down a lay-up, seeing one worker and turning around (even though we didnt have any paint or markers on us) brandon ford with rave sticks? w*** face i'm done hyperdermic needles painting in 3 inches of slime water stile project junkies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distrodomis Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 i love my friends this ones a mix -like sam the butcher bringin alice the meat... -this ones for pfe -dont stomp it with your boots ted -"would it be a bad idea to do a fill for a piece totally filled in with hello stickers??" -"yea but i burned color" -road trips and living off beef jerky and gatoraide with like 10 bucks and change to last for the weekend... -look im emo -look im punk rock -look im gay -all chinese people have computers... -master shreddar -mr meigaie -WHY DID YOU CALL MY WIFE AND SAY THAT ON HER BIRTHDAY - darts tim comeon DARTS.. -"thats a fuckin siick tagggg" -"what am i doing my brother doesn't even talk like that" -we need more distrodomis up in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 stolen beef jerky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 and, why the fuck is this on the 2nd page, show some love for dist toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distrodomis Posted December 13, 2001 Share Posted December 13, 2001 shit im just trying to get ahead in this game.... right skully?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 13, 2001 Author Share Posted December 13, 2001 Arby's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 hell yeah arbys, and taco bell, and getting rolled up on at 5pm doing a legal for a company... thats how we roll, word? whats that skully? i'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 is it true that there will be a new 2002 version of dist!?!? that is even MORE lovable! oh, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 14, 2001 Author Share Posted December 14, 2001 Originally posted by blood & guts is it true that there will be a new 2002 version of dist!?!? that is even MORE lovable! oh, please! Well ... the 1979 version can't really be improved upon, so I'm not sure about what you've heard. Wait. I just got off of the phone with the manufacturers, and the only improvement they are adding is a clothes-washing ability. It should be sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distrodomis Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 haw haw haw fat head.... work is neat... lockin tomorrow yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dik.n.ur.ear Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 i dont think this is relevant, but i just had to bring it up again "This is how Houston kids party...!?!" -some jerk as he rips off maskeroner's clothes:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 14, 2001 Share Posted December 14, 2001 nah, it works... that whole night sums up every reason i love dist. man, i had a good one last night, but i forgot it. i drink too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 dead boogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uh and yes Posted December 15, 2001 Share Posted December 15, 2001 itchy butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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