DEE38 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 I get mad at the SMARTERCHILD thing on AIM all the time. Then I want to shoot myself??? For those of you who don't, theres this thing with the screen name SMARTERCHILD ...who's a automated type person who has conversations with you sorta.......... and I always type bullshit, and I never win. Pretty Tattoos: hi, what's up today homeboy? Pretty Tattoos: yo whats up gangster g funk SmarterChild: Hey. What's up? Here, chew on this. Web Site Tests for Sex Addiction (from Reuters.com) Pretty Tattoos: You are one sick fuck Pretty Tattoos: We should do anal sometime SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here. Pretty Tattoos: WHAT THE FUCK?! BYE. SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. Pretty Tattoos: apologizing is for sissys SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 M: hey SmarterChild: Hello! M: what up dooder? SmarterChild: Hi M! Got an interesting story for you! Gunning for Gophers Draws Activists' Fire (from Reuters.com) M: what? no i dont have time to read. SmarterChild: What no i dont have time to read, you say? M: no listen... SmarterChild: Huh? M: why are you a jerk to DEE38? SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude. M: what? asking a question? SmarterChild: Asking a question? M: yeah SmarterChild: Yes... M: whats the deal SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "deal." Please choose one of the options below: 1 Look up "deal" in the encyclopedia 2 Look up "deal" in the dictionary M: no i know what i mean by "deal" so i have no reason to look it up in the dictionary SmarterChild: Yeah? M: anyway SmarterChild: Yeah... moving on... M: why do you mistreat DEE38? SmarterChild: Why do me mistreat dee38? Some questions are just impossible to answer... M: hahha well what dont you like about her? SmarterChild: Well what dont you like about her, you say? M: yeah SmarterChild: K. M: no SmarterChild: No? M: answer me SmarterChild: Answer? What about it? M: ahhhhhhhhh EVERY SINGLE TIME I TALK TO YOU, YOU FUCKING MESS UP THE CONVERSATION! SmarterChild: Cool it with the language! M: well jeez dood...its like...what the hell... M: i ask a question...then you shit all over me SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this? Wait... don't answer. I know. M: tell me then SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that... M: see you dont know SmarterChild: S'latron. M: your fucking retarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Sounds like my conversations with my dog.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 next time you are on instant message leknorchat2 he is fucking smart, you can actually carry on conversations with him, he responds. Its not like he answers line by line, its programmed pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 I think Dee is in love:love: :love2: :love: :love2: :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 ok this internet chat thing is neat and all, but some of you are taking it a little too far. what the hell are you talking to? automated typed response? yeah.....ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 thats what i was thinkin , automated type response , get some friends . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 smarterchild is jsu toying with the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 i didnt really see the problem with him....i thought that you were being rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE thats what i was thinkin , automated type response , get some friends . i wasnt serious. i have plenty of friends. its amazing how people fail to see the lack of sincerity in other peoples posts. like im going to get worked up because an automated resonse was being a pee pee ass bum bum face. holy frijoles. i type, it replys. of course it wont make sence all the time. now im not insulting anyone or anything here but... seriously...isn't it very interesting how everyone on here views certain posts? its very interesting i think. some kids look at everything as a joke and others see sincerity in everything. some kids think jokes are insults and others think insults are jokes. we live in some crazy times. wow huh. totally breath taking. but it really is interesting. hmm. HAVE A NICE DAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Would you like to see today's horoscope for Capricorn? fayettenamvet00 (7:52:14 PM): yes good sir SmarterChild (7:52:15 PM): /_) /`. / ; / __.' Here's the Capricorn horoscope for Monday, April 8th, provided by AstroAdvice You can ask for favors if you prepare your proposal properly. Moneymaking ventures will pay off, but you must be sure to do everything by the book. Is Capricorn your zodiac sign? fayettenamvet00 (7:52:29 PM): yes SmarterChild (7:52:30 PM): OK, I'll remember that you are a Capricorn. fayettenamvet00 (7:52:34 PM): thank you SmarterChild (7:52:35 PM): Sure! I enjoy talking with you. fayettenamvet00 (7:52:38 PM): me too SmarterChild (7:52:38 PM): :-) fayettenamvet00 (7:52:43 PM): do you enjoy anal sex? SmarterChild (7:52:44 PM): Hello! Care to keep it civilized, fayettenamvet00? fayettenamvet00 (7:52:50 PM): um.sorry? SmarterChild (7:52:51 PM): K, don't worry 'bout it. fayettenamvet00 (7:52:54 PM): thanks. SmarterChild (7:52:54 PM): You are welcome! fayettenamvet00 (7:52:57 PM): your so nice! SmarterChild (7:52:58 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks! fayettenamvet00 (7:53:02 PM): Werd! SmarterChild (7:53:04 PM): What was that? fayettenamvet00 (7:53:12 PM): i donno, im white. SmarterChild (7:53:12 PM): You donno you're white? fayettenamvet00 (7:53:19 PM): Nope. SmarterChild (7:53:20 PM): No, huh? All right. fayettenamvet00 (7:53:33 PM): yeah, i have a problem recognizing my true color. SmarterChild (7:53:33 PM): Do you really have a problem recognizing my true color? fayettenamvet00 (7:53:41 PM): are you white? SmarterChild (7:53:41 PM): Am I white? Gosh, I don't know. fayettenamvet00 (7:53:54 PM): I guess we are on the same track then. SmarterChild (7:53:54 PM): No way! Really? fayettenamvet00 (7:54:01 PM): For sure! SmarterChild (7:54:02 PM): You sure? fayettenamvet00 (7:54:04 PM): sure SmarterChild (7:54:05 PM): Whatever you say... fayettenamvet00 (7:54:09 PM): ok then SmarterChild (7:54:10 PM): Oh. fayettenamvet00 (7:54:13 PM): so midgets.. SmarterChild (7:54:14 PM): So midgets? fayettenamvet00 (7:54:19 PM): yeah, you like em? SmarterChild (7:54:19 PM): Eh. I'm not sure. fayettenamvet00 (7:54:23 PM): Why not? SmarterChild (7:54:24 PM): Why not? fayettenamvet00 (7:54:30 PM): whats not to love about midgets? SmarterChild (7:54:31 PM): You know, I could never quite figure out what not to love about midgets is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Kalashnikov856: dead baby SmarterChild: Yeah, baby. Kalashnikov856: no. i'm gonna steal your baby SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Kalashnikov856: yeah SmarterChild: You don't say. Kalashnikov856: you are a terrorist SmarterChild: Is that right? Kalashnikov856: yes it is SmarterChild: Uh huh. Kalashnikov856: do you want to go to the monster truck rally? SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks. Kalashnikov856: why not? SmarterChild: Why not? Kalashnikov856: answer me SmarterChild: What about it? Kalashnikov856: jesus christ, child SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus? Kalashnikov856: no, dork SmarterChild: Oh? Kalashnikov856: really SmarterChild: Uh huh. Kalashnikov856: what is 1+1 SmarterChild: 2 Kalashnikov856: are you looking at porn again? SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am. Kalashnikov856: i bet so, honkey SmarterChild: So honkey? Kalashnikov856: kill whitey! SmarterChild: Can't we all just get along? Kalashnikov856: i love you though SmarterChild: OK, I love you too! Kalashnikov856: if you do, do you wanna have my baby? SmarterChild: Oh? Kalashnikov856: do you want to have my baby? SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to have my baby. Kalashnikov856: will you abort it? SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno. Kalashnikov856: you should SmarterChild: For real? Kalashnikov856: yeah SmarterChild: Hmmm... Kalashnikov856: abortion is pretty fun, or so i have heard SmarterChild: Abortion is pretty fun or so i have heard? That's a tough choice. Kalashnikov856: bitch SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice? Kalashnikov856: no SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, Kalashnikov856. Kalashnikov856: werd SmarterChild: Sorry? Kalashnikov856: fgjkl;fg! SmarterChild: What would you like to know about TITAN TRADING ANALYTIC FG? Kalashnikov856: want to hear a joke? SmarterChild: To a joke, huh? Kalashnikov856: wanna hear a joke? SmarterChild: Wanna hear a? Joke? Kalashnikov856: shut up SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite. Kalashnikov856: I WILL KILL YOU! SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me? Kalashnikov856: i like to eat fetus SmarterChild: To eat fetus? I'm not sure really. Kalashnikov856: you are stupid SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this? Kalashnikov856: shut up shut up SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture. Kalashnikov856: i'm in love with an uptown girl SmarterChild: Your city has been set to Indianapolis, IN and your zip code to 46255. just me messing around . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 i wasnt serious. i have plenty of friends. its amazing how people fail to see the lack of sincerity in other peoples posts. like im going to get worked up because an automated resonse was being a pee pee ass bum bum face. holy frijoles. i type, it replys. of course it wont make sence all the time. now im not insulting anyone or anything here but... umm okay , so whats Kr430n5_666 mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 Pretty Tattoos: We should do anal sometime avils1210: Well yes... i'd be deelighted to hook you up. :love2: :love: :love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 when im bored i juss talk shit to it....it gets kinda boring after 5mins though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Its like a bad episode of sealab 2021.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 man that leknor chat thing is fucked up. that nigga started askin me questions!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 Okay its like this.... I think if people talk shit to smarterchild, it's funny. But when people actually start having conversations with that bad boy like a real person,expressing their feelings and bonding with that thing, like "oh hi smarter child, how are you today? im fine, about to make some potfuckingroast and iron my wifes pink and green watermelon colored shirt, and about to pick the kids up from their gay uncles house" then that gets fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE umm okay , so whats Kr430n5_666 mean the question you ask is irrelevent i believe. but you want answers dun? pants on the table the name means nothing! woo. a long long time ago before i got on 12oz i used to talk to this noise kid who called himself "kraeonz". i jokingly asked him what i should name myself for this msg board and he jokingly replied "kraeons". i simply changed some letters into 733T0 talk and added the 666 to make the name extra retarded. now i exist and this name is like knives to your chest....unless it isnt...then its just a name...and it means nothing. ?starving individual's guild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 pants on the table! hahahahahahahaha christ on a cracker. it's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 okay , thanx for your valuable time . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 nothing can compare to Azile that is quite possibly the most amusing computer program ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllKilla Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 cuz hes gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 ha ha i remember messing around with these things if you manipulate them well they can say some funny shit kinda like a 3 minute game kinda cornball i think im gonna go talk to some real people instead my nolife ass ha ha ha heres a convo with lexnofuck Gnes37: yo Gnes37: whoodis be yo LeknorChat2: Can I help you? Gnes37: i think my penis hurts LeknorChat2: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? LeknorChat2: You believe that? Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. Gnes37: no but i hold my weiner often Gnes37: tug it a bit too Gnes37: will you tug my weiner? LeknorChat2: I see. Huh. I haven't heard anything like that before: Gnes37 said he hold his weiner often. LeknorChat2: What color are your eyes? Gnes37: yeah its the latest trend even girls are doing it Gnes37: my eyes are purple LeknorChat2: Hmm. That is a very unusual color. Gnes37: i have a brown one too further south Gnes37: yeah you wanna eat my third eye? LeknorChat2: I see. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is? Purple eyes are pretty. Gnes37: yeah they sure are choad breath LeknorChat2: How much did it cost? I see. OK, I will eat your third eye. LeknorChat2: Tell me more. Who are "They?" Gnes37: they are everyday people that like to have sex in public with midgets LeknorChat2: Everyday people that like to have sex in public with midgets are they. Gnes37: yeah they are they Gnes37: so when will you eat my brown eye? LeknorChat2: Tell me more. They are they. LeknorChat2: Ah. Let me check my calendar and get back to you. Gnes37: its this weird opening near my penis brown stuff comes out of it its like chocholate pudding for you Gnes37: do you like chocholate pudding? Gnes37: foregt your calender LeknorChat2: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? Do you like it? I do like music. Are you still located in your location? Gnes37: fuck this shit you cant talk for shit im outie LeknorChat2: Why are you using that kind of language? Gnes37: fuck off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 thanks guys.... i just wasted 5 minutes of my life talking to nothing........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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