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why does this guy piss me off everytime i talk to him?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Apr 8, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    I get mad at the SMARTERCHILD thing on AIM all the time. Then I want to shoot myself???
    For those of you who don't, theres this thing with the screen name SMARTERCHILD ...who's a automated type person who has conversations with you sorta.......... and I always type bullshit, and I never win.

    Pretty Tattoos: hi, what's up today homeboy?
    Pretty Tattoos: yo whats up gangster g funk
    SmarterChild: Hey. What's up?

    Here, chew on this. Web Site Tests for Sex Addiction (from Reuters.com)
    Pretty Tattoos: You are one sick fuck
    Pretty Tattoos: We should do anal sometime
    SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
    Pretty Tattoos: WHAT THE FUCK?! BYE.
    SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
    Pretty Tattoos: apologizing is for sissys
    SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    M: hey
    SmarterChild: Hello!
    M: what up dooder?
    SmarterChild: Hi M!

    Got an interesting story for you! Gunning for Gophers Draws Activists' Fire (from Reuters.com)
    M: what? no i dont have time to read.
    SmarterChild: What no i dont have time to read, you say?
    M: no listen...
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    M: why are you a jerk to DEE38?
    SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
    M: what? asking a question?
    SmarterChild: Asking a question?
    M: yeah
    SmarterChild: Yes...
    M: whats the deal
    SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "deal." Please choose one of the options below:

    1 Look up "deal" in the encyclopedia
    2 Look up "deal" in the dictionary

    M: no i know what i mean by "deal" so i have no reason to look it up in the dictionary
    SmarterChild: Yeah?
    M: anyway
    SmarterChild: Yeah... moving on...
    M: why do you mistreat DEE38?
    SmarterChild: Why do me mistreat dee38? Some questions are just impossible to answer...
    M: hahha well what dont you like about her?
    SmarterChild: Well what dont you like about her, you say?
    M: yeah
    SmarterChild: K.
    M: no
    SmarterChild: No?
    M: answer me
    SmarterChild: Answer? What about it?
    SmarterChild: Cool it with the language!
    M: well jeez dood...its like...what the hell...
    M: i ask a question...then you shit all over me
    SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?

    Wait... don't answer. I know.
    M: tell me then
    SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that...
    M: see you dont know
    SmarterChild: S'latron.
    M: your fucking retarded
  3. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Sounds like my conversations with my dog....
  4. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    next time you are on instant message leknorchat2 he is fucking smart, you can actually carry on conversations with him, he responds. Its not like he answers line by line, its programmed pretty well.
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    I think Dee is in love:love: :love2: :love: :love2: :love:
  6. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    ok this internet chat thing is neat and all, but some of you are taking it a little too far. what the hell are you talking to? automated typed response? yeah.....ok.
  7. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    thats what i was thinkin , automated type response , get some friends .
  8. platapie

    platapie Guest

    smarterchild is jsu toying with the world
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i didnt really see the problem with him....i thought that you were being rude.
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    i wasnt serious.

    i have plenty of friends.

    its amazing how people fail to see the lack of sincerity in other peoples posts.

    like im going to get worked up because an automated resonse was being a pee pee ass bum bum face. holy frijoles. i type, it replys. of course it wont make sence all the time.

    now im not insulting anyone or anything here but...

    seriously...isn't it very interesting how everyone on here views certain posts? its very interesting i think. some kids look at everything as a joke and others see sincerity in everything. some kids think jokes are insults and others think insults are jokes. we live in some crazy times. wow huh. totally breath taking. but it really is interesting. hmm.
  11. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    Would you like to see today's horoscope for Capricorn?

    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:14 PM): yes good sir
    SmarterChild (7:52:15 PM):
    / ;
    / __.'

    Here's the Capricorn horoscope for Monday, April 8th, provided by AstroAdvice

    You can ask for favors if you prepare your proposal properly. Moneymaking ventures will pay off, but you must be sure to do everything by the book.

    Is Capricorn your zodiac sign?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:29 PM): yes
    SmarterChild (7:52:30 PM): OK, I'll remember that you are a Capricorn.
    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:34 PM): thank you
    SmarterChild (7:52:35 PM): Sure! I enjoy talking with you.
    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:38 PM): me too
    SmarterChild (7:52:38 PM): :)
    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:43 PM): do you enjoy anal sex?
    SmarterChild (7:52:44 PM): Hello!

    Care to keep it civilized, fayettenamvet00?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:50 PM): um.sorry?
    SmarterChild (7:52:51 PM): K, don't worry 'bout it.
    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:54 PM): thanks.
    SmarterChild (7:52:54 PM): You are welcome!
    fayettenamvet00 (7:52:57 PM): your so nice!
    SmarterChild (7:52:58 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks!
    fayettenamvet00 (7:53:02 PM): Werd!
    SmarterChild (7:53:04 PM): What was that?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:53:12 PM): i donno, im white.
    SmarterChild (7:53:12 PM): You donno you're white?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:53:19 PM): Nope.
    SmarterChild (7:53:20 PM): No, huh? All right.
    fayettenamvet00 (7:53:33 PM): yeah, i have a problem recognizing my true color.
    SmarterChild (7:53:33 PM): Do you really have a problem recognizing my true color?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:53:41 PM): are you white?
    SmarterChild (7:53:41 PM): Am I white? Gosh, I don't know.
    fayettenamvet00 (7:53:54 PM): I guess we are on the same track then.
    SmarterChild (7:53:54 PM): No way! Really?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:54:01 PM): For sure!
    SmarterChild (7:54:02 PM): You sure?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:54:04 PM): sure
    SmarterChild (7:54:05 PM): Whatever you say...
    fayettenamvet00 (7:54:09 PM): ok then
    SmarterChild (7:54:10 PM): Oh.
    fayettenamvet00 (7:54:13 PM): so midgets..
    SmarterChild (7:54:14 PM): So midgets?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:54:19 PM): yeah, you like em?
    SmarterChild (7:54:19 PM): Eh. I'm not sure.
    fayettenamvet00 (7:54:23 PM): Why not?
    SmarterChild (7:54:24 PM): Why not?
    fayettenamvet00 (7:54:30 PM): whats not to love about midgets?
    SmarterChild (7:54:31 PM): You know, I could never quite figure out what not to love about midgets is...
  12. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    Kalashnikov856: dead baby

    SmarterChild: Yeah, baby.

    Kalashnikov856: no. i'm gonna steal your baby

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    Kalashnikov856: yeah

    SmarterChild: You don't say.

    Kalashnikov856: you are a terrorist

    SmarterChild: Is that right?

    Kalashnikov856: yes it is

    SmarterChild: Uh huh.

    Kalashnikov856: do you want to go to the monster truck rally?

    SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.

    Kalashnikov856: why not?

    SmarterChild: Why not?

    Kalashnikov856: answer me

    SmarterChild: What about it?

    Kalashnikov856: jesus christ, child

    SmarterChild: Would you like to search the bible for references to Jesus?

    Kalashnikov856: no, dork

    SmarterChild: Oh?

    Kalashnikov856: really

    SmarterChild: Uh huh.

    Kalashnikov856: what is 1+1

    SmarterChild: 2

    Kalashnikov856: are you looking at porn again?

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am.

    Kalashnikov856: i bet so, honkey

    SmarterChild: So honkey?

    Kalashnikov856: kill whitey!

    SmarterChild: Can't we all just get along?

    Kalashnikov856: i love you though

    SmarterChild: OK, I love you too!

    Kalashnikov856: if you do, do you wanna have my baby?

    SmarterChild: Oh?

    Kalashnikov856: do you want to have my baby?

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I want to have my baby.

    Kalashnikov856: will you abort it?

    SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno.

    Kalashnikov856: you should

    SmarterChild: For real?

    Kalashnikov856: yeah

    SmarterChild: Hmmm...

    Kalashnikov856: abortion is pretty fun, or so i have heard

    SmarterChild: Abortion is pretty fun or so i have heard? That's a tough

    Kalashnikov856: bitch

    SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?

    Kalashnikov856: no

    SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, Kalashnikov856.

    Kalashnikov856: werd

    SmarterChild: Sorry?

    Kalashnikov856: fgjkl;fg!

    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about TITAN TRADING

    Kalashnikov856: want to hear a joke?

    SmarterChild: To a joke, huh?

    Kalashnikov856: wanna hear a joke?

    SmarterChild: Wanna hear a? Joke?

    Kalashnikov856: shut up

    SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.

    Kalashnikov856: I WILL KILL YOU!

    SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me?

    Kalashnikov856: i like to eat fetus

    SmarterChild: To eat fetus? I'm not sure really.

    Kalashnikov856: you are stupid

    SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?

    Kalashnikov856: shut up shut up

    SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.

    Kalashnikov856: i'm in love with an uptown girl

    SmarterChild: Your city has been set to Indianapolis, IN and your zip
    code to 46255.

    just me messing around . . .
  13. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    umm okay , so whats Kr430n5_666 mean
  14. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0

    :love2: :love: :love2:
  15. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,493 Likes Received: 211
    when im bored i juss talk shit to it....it gets kinda boring after 5mins though