SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 so...a couple weeks ago, there was the bearded lady right...? right. last night i get an IM from a girl i knew a few years ago: hey, i hear youre in town. :yes, you are correct: what are you doing? :chillin, looking at shit on the internet: do you want me to come pick you up? :ill be here: 20 minutes later this girl comes over, we go back to her house. we watch jackass and some crackhead from the projects next door comes over. the crackheaded white bitch, prolly 20 years old asks if she can have a drink, gets up and gets it. 5 minutes later the girl that picked me up goes in there to find the crackhead stealing cookies and stuffing them up the sleeve of her sweatshirt. she told her to get the fuck out and we laughed for a bit. time passes and she says its time for her to go to bed but i can stay there so im like, whatevers clever. all i ask for is a pillow i says to 'er. she then says theyre upstairs ...do you want me to get em or should i keep em there? :im not trying to be a violator, what do you want?: so she proceeds on taking me upstairs....we get into it when i look over and notice her 16 month old son in the room, 5 feet away. i felt pretty akward yknow? but at that point i was on a oneway train so i crushed it anyways. i feel like an asshole (no i dont), but what kind of a mother fucks dudes within reach of her little toddler of a bastardchild? that girls got some issues, and i felt i addressed them fairly well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 bitches these days........:nope::spent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 ....and in case youre wondering, yes, that is the end of my story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 the child is now gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Should have listen to Ice cube - "Dont fuck with a bitch from the projects" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 actually i guess its not the end of my story... she kept talking about her dildos and shit. all fucking night long. it was comedy i tell you. she told me about one time she was fucking her "baby daddy", going at it and all when she hears a noise....they stop, look over to see her son, who evidently found her purple dildo, with a big plastic vibrating penis plunged into his mouth, sucking on it like he knew what he was doing. now THAT i found pretty funny as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parted Ways Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 cool, i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 so you were drunk right>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by Parted Ways cool, i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 not drunk, shes not ugly or nuthin...just a demented mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by IDrinkSprite bitches these days........:nope::spent: isn't some one trying to kill you? ------- so welcome to my world. Regular girls are no fun anyways. Having sex wtih a girl that is 7 mos pregnant.... now thats akward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood Should have listen to Ice cube - "Dont fuck with a bitch from the projects" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood Should have listen to Ice cube - "Dont fuck with a bitch from the projects" hahahaaha was she a milf or just avereage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 you harbor bad karma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 well wtf else is she gona do? lots of ppl put there babys crib in there room. she just happens to be single mom that wanted some dick, nothin wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 what was she doing with the child, when she came to pick you up? and how long where you there, without knowing of the kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 the story seems normal..more normal then the bearded lady encounter...the only thing that kinda creeps me out is when you said that baby had the dildo in it's mouth.. why would a mom leave a dildo anywhere near a baby's crib? a baby can get seriously ill from the shit that might be lingering on that thing.. :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck isn't some one trying to kill you? ------- so welcome to my world. Regular girls are no fun anyways. Having sex wtih a girl that is 7 mos pregnant.... now thats akward. thats been taken care of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 i knoe if i have a baby in the house, i sure as hell not letting a crack head bitch in my house, and not know what the hell shes doing. those fuck ups will kidnap ur kid for a crack rock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 most importantly.. did you fuck the baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern most importantly.. did you fuck the baby? that's not funny testpattern.. :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sh*nE Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by XxSugarxX that's not funny testpattern.. :nope: not funny at all... :nope: :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by XxSugarxX said that baby had the dildo in it's mouth.. :lol::lol::lol::lol: funniest thing I've ever heard....LMAO :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern most importantly.. did you fuck the baby? well...maybe next to that :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 lets face the facts chicks hate babyfucking/killing jokes guys love them i dunno why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 dude the worst was when i came over to this dudes house who was friends with one of my friends......so i walk in and theres 2 littles girls running around being loud as hell so im like tell your little sisters to shut up b/c i was watching the simpsons....so he goes across the room and tells his 13yr old sister to tell her DAUGHTERS to shut up.......nasty shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Originally posted by caL well wtf else is she gona do? lots of ppl put there babys crib in there room. she just happens to be single mom that wanted some dick, nothin wrong with that. true.and i put it to everyone else their if cot was in the mum's room your dad probably fucked her with you in the room, unless you come from a broken home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 some things to address.... 1: milf? i fucked her right? thats not saying THAT much i guess, but yeah, she was good enough, heh. 2: bad karma? evidently. i TRY to live a semi decent life though...sorta 3:did i fuck the kid? no, it was a boy. plus, it wouldnt fit. 4:how long did i know about it? not long after i got there, but i didnt expect the kid to live in the same room, let alone have a 16 month old voyer tag along while i air out his old lady 5:dildo in the babies mouth= gross, but definetly the funniest thing ive heard in a long ass time. she took the fucker out, turned it on, i laughed, then she started jabbing me in the chest with it, i almost freaked the fuck out, i mean, how often is it that a bitch assaults you with a rubber vibrating man sword yknow?. what an oddball. she was talking about putting it on my nuts and stuff but i wasnt having any of that malarchy. 6:the crackhead came over for some PAM or some shit, prolly to huff the shit, instead she got away with racking half a bag of generic chips ahoy. what a skeezer. 7:in response to sugar: normal how? why is it that im banging out all these chicks w/ beards, children, problems, baggage etc and i cant find some "normal" girl? I think i found one though....im actually trying not to do this slut thing anymore....we'll see how that pans out. we'll see... 8: bearded women are bad news.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Re: some things to address.... Originally posted by SleepAnDream she was talking about putting it on my nuts and stuff but i wasnt having any of that malarchy. i almsot died from laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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