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Why cant i fuck regular girls?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SleepAnDream, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream 12oz Elite Member

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    Why cant i fuck regular girls?

    Discussion started by SleepAnDream - Jun 23, 2003

    so...a couple weeks ago, there was the bearded lady right...? right. last night i get an IM from a girl i knew a few years ago: hey, i hear youre in town. :yes, you are correct: what are you doing? :chillin, looking at shit on the internet: do you want me to come pick you up? :ill be here:
    20 minutes later this girl comes over, we go back to her house. we watch jackass and some crackhead from the projects next door comes over. the crackheaded white bitch, prolly 20 years old asks if she can have a drink, gets up and gets it. 5 minutes later the girl that picked me up goes in there to find the crackhead stealing cookies and stuffing them up the sleeve of her sweatshirt. she told her to get the fuck out and we laughed for a bit. time passes and she says its time for her to go to bed but i can stay there so im like, whatevers clever. all i ask for is a pillow i says to 'er. she then says theyre upstairs ...do you want me to get em or should i keep em there? :im not trying to be a violator, what do you want?: so she proceeds on taking me upstairs....we get into it when i look over and notice her 16 month old son in the room, 5 feet away. i felt pretty akward yknow? but at that point i was on a oneway train so i crushed it anyways. i feel like an asshole (no i dont), but what kind of a mother fucks dudes within reach of her little toddler of a bastardchild? that girls got some issues, and i felt i addressed them fairly well...
     
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  2. IDrinkSprite

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    IDrinkSprite - Replied Jun 23, 2003

    bitches these days........:nope::spent:
     
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  3. SleepAnDream

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    SleepAnDream - Replied Jun 23, 2003

    ....and in case youre wondering, yes, that is the end of my story.
     
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    shoekeys - Replied Jun 23, 2003

    the child is now gay
     
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    Should have listen to Ice cube - "Dont fuck with a bitch from the projects"
     
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  7. SleepAnDream

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    SleepAnDream - Replied Jun 23, 2003

    actually i guess its not the end of my story...

    she kept talking about her dildos and shit. all fucking night long. it was comedy i tell you. she told me about one time she was fucking her "baby daddy", going at it and all when she hears a noise....they stop, look over to see her son, who evidently found her purple dildo, with a big plastic vibrating penis plunged into his mouth, sucking on it like he knew what he was doing. now THAT i found pretty funny as well...
     
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    cool, i guess.
     
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    so you were drunk right>>>
     
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    SleepAnDream - Replied Jun 23, 2003

    not drunk, shes not ugly or nuthin...just a demented mommy.
     
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    mr.yuck - Replied Jun 23, 2003

    isn't some one trying to kill you?


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    so welcome to my world. Regular girls are no fun anyways. Having sex wtih a girl that is 7 mos pregnant.... now thats akward.
     
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    shaolinmasta - Replied Jun 24, 2003

    hahahaaha


    was she a milf or just avereage?
     
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    you harbor bad karma
     
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