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why are drunk fat girls so much fun?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    so im stuck in missouri on some personal shit and meeting up with old friends...we go out to some bars and on the way find these two fat girls...my boy is all cracking jokes and brings em to the bar...where we proceed to get them to make out with each other and do really stupid shit...yes i can totally be immature...at one point we get one to put a beer rag on her face(i dont think she had a clue) and play find my boys dick....holy shit i was fucking rolling.....she wanted to give us bjs but i was having none of it and had to headlock my boy to get him to come home...

    his comment:
    roe, i dont want girls to reject me, so i dont reject any of them....meanwhile he is telling me about a 200 lb women with a mullet he banged by the river recently....hahahaha

    random thoughts from misery missouri......later
  2. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    you fucking party pooper!
  3. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    you but a man in a "headlock" to save him from a blow job ?

    what would Freud say ?

    (but I hear ya.. trashy girls are not use to getting any attention.. so it's easy to have fun with it.)
  5. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Missouri is full of girls like that. Its not a fun state. the people do nothing but drink beer and drive cars. Some like hunting and fishing. There is a skatepark in a city that i regularily visit there, its a pretty nice skatepark, there usually is a max of 5 people there... Here it would have at least 100. Its a strange place that missouri is...
  6. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    'drop it like its hot, bitch.'
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  8. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    fat girls ain't fun
  9. nicio

    nicio Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2001 Messages: 372 Likes Received: 0
    fat girls are so much fun because they have to be fun.......or you wouldnt give them a second look...thats why theyre so good at giving head.
  10. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
  11. IM2LOW4YOU

    IM2LOW4YOU New Jack

    Joined: Jul 24, 2002 Messages: 50 Likes Received: 0
    why do fat girls get loud?

    I think theyre genetically designed that way. I swear to god.

  12. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    Why are they loud?
    Its the acoustics of them man...
  13. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    ^^ good point. maybe they are genetically/socialogically designed like that.
  14. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    at some party i was with my friend was all over this 'big' girl. i told him to stay away because i knew her and she was a huge fuckin super turbo bitch. she hated me for no reason in junior high and i remembered. well they started to hit it off pretty well until he came to me runnin and hiding behind me all scared. i asked what was wrong and he said"im starting to get really sober and that girl is chasing me with a twinkie!!" i look across the room and indeed she is searching for him , eating a twinkie. ...ehh i guess u had to be there..
  15. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    and every pound they gain it's another notch on the hrtz meter!