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why are drunk fat girls so much fun?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. mental invalid

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    why are drunk fat girls so much fun?

    Discussion started by mental invalid - Jul 26, 2002

    so im stuck in missouri on some personal shit and meeting up with old friends...we go out to some bars and on the way find these two fat girls...my boy is all cracking jokes and brings em to the bar...where we proceed to get them to make out with each other and do really stupid shit...yes i can totally be immature...at one point we get one to put a beer rag on her face(i dont think she had a clue) and play find my boys dick....holy shit i was fucking rolling.....she wanted to give us bjs but i was having none of it and had to headlock my boy to get him to come home...

    his comment:
    roe, i dont want girls to reject me, so i dont reject any of them....meanwhile he is telling me about a 200 lb women with a mullet he banged by the river recently....hahahaha


    random thoughts from misery missouri......later
     
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  2. Canadiano

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    Canadiano - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    you fucking party pooper!
     
  3. -Rage-

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    -Rage- - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    eww.
     
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  4. --zeSto--

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    you but a man in a "headlock" to save him from a blow job ?

    what would Freud say ?

    (but I hear ya.. trashy girls are not use to getting any attention.. so it's easy to have fun with it.)
     
  5. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    Missouri is full of girls like that. Its not a fun state. the people do nothing but drink beer and drive cars. Some like hunting and fishing. There is a skatepark in a city that i regularily visit there, its a pretty nice skatepark, there usually is a max of 5 people there... Here it would have at least 100. Its a strange place that missouri is...
     
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  6. Big Bruno

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    Big Bruno - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    http://www.mtv.com/onair/mtv2/control_freak/img/Z013448-ws.jpg'>
    'drop it like its hot, bitch.'
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jul 26, 2002

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  8. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    fat girls ain't fun
     
  9. nicio

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    nicio - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    fat girls are so much fun because they have to be fun.......or you wouldnt give them a second look...thats why theyre so good at giving head.
     
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    IM2LOW4YOU - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    why do fat girls get loud?

    I think theyre genetically designed that way. I swear to god.


    yuck.
     
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  12. JohnnyHorton

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    JohnnyHorton - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    Why are they loud?
    Its the acoustics of them man...
     
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  13. Canadiano

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    Canadiano - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    ^^ good point. maybe they are genetically/socialogically designed like that.
     
  14. dELiSs

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    dELiSs - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    at some party i was with my friend was all over this 'big' girl. i told him to stay away because i knew her and she was a huge fuckin super turbo bitch. she hated me for no reason in junior high and i remembered. well they started to hit it off pretty well until he came to me runnin and hiding behind me all scared. i asked what was wrong and he said"im starting to get really sober and that girl is chasing me with a twinkie!!" i look across the room and indeed she is searching for him , eating a twinkie. ...ehh i guess u had to be there..
     
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    Frate_Raper - Replied Jul 26, 2002

    and every pound they gain it's another notch on the hrtz meter!
     
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