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Why am i so stupid when drunk?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sneak, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. sneak

    sneak Guest

    right, like all of us weve done particually stupid things when we drink a lot so dont judge me on that!

    last night, i had a dj gig - booked under my dj name - in a club in South London and like the "yout" i am, i had my mini OTR pen on me. Being as the night was shite, and half as many people turned up purely through thought the fact that it was run by two posh-schooly type dickheads with no ideas about running order of different sets and an amazingly crap amount of promotion - they couldnt afford to pay me s much as originally offered (it was a nice sum for an hours work) but they agreed to free beer. this was my downfall. :eek:

    I wake up this morning to my phone going off by my head (hungover as fuck) to be greeted by the voice of one of the promoters asking me if i had anything to do with the tags over the floors, tables, cieling (?!?!?) etc. i said i didnt know, and asked what the tags were. i was told they were the same as my dj name. baited! after listening to the sort of lecture my mum gives me at 8.30am from some kid i dont like - who basically threatened to grass me up if i didnt go and clean it off..
    i was told it was "in my best intrest" to be there on Friday to clean it off.

    i just mumbled something about txting me a time to get there.

    5mins ago, i got a phone call saying that it had already been cleaned off and i was barred. Im not bothered about that.

    After my long story its now time for you to share your drunken antics. Ever been barred for doing something you shouldnt?
  2. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
  3. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    Yeah this one time I went into my local pub, drunk as fuck, went to the dunny's took a piss and in my drunkedness I couldn't unlock the door to get back out, so I just fuckin booted the door the fuck off it's hinges.

    Got barred for that
  4. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    That sucks...I think you could of gotten away with denial

    The old "I wouldn't have a clue ... but I know there are alot of people who would find it funny to see me get in trouble for something retarded like that" could of worked... or depending on how much you finger bling " well I'm sorry about your club...on the bright side it's nice to know I have a fan"

    As for my drunken retardedness..

    the first one that comes to mind was years ago when I threw a punch at an undercover cop. One of my close friends was kicking this guy on a busy street while I just stood there and tried to make sense of what was going on. This undercover cop came up to him and my friend ran. I was so drunk I thought my friend had just gotten scared for some reason ( maybe fighting two people was a bit much ..even though one of them was lieing on the ground ). So I chased after this guy (cop) and threw the BIGGEST MOST RETARDED SLOPPY punch of my life. He easily got out of the way. Then we both just kind of looked at each other for 30 seconds or so. And I walked off. Later on when people were gettting arrested ( there were other party's involved) I came back and asked him for directions to some place or another...I think he gave them to me aswell...... I was pretty ridiculous :eek:

    p.s. The wonder years theme music is currently running through my head ...
  5. se_FOUR

    se_FOUR Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,796 Likes Received: 1
    hmmm yea, far tooo many..!

    I vote Scumbalakah has the most tho!
  6. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    funny story sneak. same kinda thing happened to me when i drew my lil character on the kitchen floor of this party. johnny just happened to be there as well and caught the blame for it even though its nothing he'd do.
  7. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    i have a friend who walked up to an open sliding glass door. stopped. closed the door. and walked right into it.
  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    m: and all the championships
    d: no one can talk as fast as me
    m: bop bop bop bop bop
    d: nine
  9. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    1. ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall in the bathroom and tried to break the mirrors with it. then tried to steal said dispenser.

    2. climbed out on a pipe on the side of a bridge just to catch a tag with an empty can.

    3. ever seen anchorman? remember that scene where he throws a burrito at jack black while he's riding the motorcycle? I did that to some dude riding a crotch rocket with a donair.

    I'm sure there's a ton more, too.
    thank god i've chilled out in my old age. sort of.
  10. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    1. Got put in the drunk tank and assaulted last summer for telling a female cop around all her ‘boys’ that she only joined the force to be gangbanged by a bunch of pigs who are probably the only type animals to find her stank ass attractive.

    2. Threw a punch at my good friend’s head a couple of weeks ago, but luckily it was one of those aforementioned sloppy, drunk punches.

    3. When talking about thresholds of pain at a party where I knew maybe only one person, I smashed a can opener over my head and hit the ground unconscious. It took me a week to find out what happened. I’m a blackout drunk, so I woke up the next morning with blood all over my face, a cut on my head, and that’s about it.

    There’s so many more, but I’m lucky not to know about half of them. I’m known to be a ‘blackout drunk’.
  11. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    I tend to piss ALL over bathrooms when i get drunk enough. One time I stood on a toilet and pissed all over the toiler paper and ass gasket dispensers.

    I got banned from a bar in S.F. for sitting in the bouncers chair while he went to go and take a piss. Sitting in a chair doesn't sound bad but pretending to be the doorman and checking people's i.d.'s is. Dude almost shanked me for that.

    Fighting in front of Butter in S.F. over some dumb drunk shit. Some gangster as fuck black dudes cheered me from the sidelines.

    Saying ridiculous shit to complete strangers and then in morning realizing what i was saying was pretty stupid and not funny.

    Getting wasted and loudly calling my friend a "cocksucker" right in front of a happy family just getting out of a restaurant. It was like flinging poo at a freshly painted white wall
  12. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    1. I once passed out sitting up and woke up with puke all over my sweatshirt, think I was drinking rum and vodka.

    2. After having "Death Punch", puked all over this kid's oriental rug New Year's Eve, 2000.

    3. I once got hammered and then I drank more.

    4. Drank Heineken mixed in the same bottle as Hennessey, then drank whatever I could find when I got home. Couldn't move for 3 hours the next day.
  13. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    Good times. I knew you would enjoy the mix. call me.
  14. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    i do stupid things too. fall down stairs, when drunk i try to act sexy and end up falling and hitting my head on a bed stand, i talk A LOT of shit to friends.....ie the truth that they cant handle, you cant usually understand me, and usually i'll end up in the middle of a room in someone's house passed out.
  15. sober

    sober Guest

    i got everyone beat, but i go to aa to vent my legacy of wanton recklessness.