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why 69 is just a waste

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by inkjunkie34, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    now i can understand if you like the idea of being dirty, but when you do this you dont really get any satisfaction. See, when i do things i prefer to do them right. So while im there eating pussy,(hahahaha:D )i like to do the job right. So if i'm concentrating on doing this, how the fuck am i supposed to get any pleasure while my penis is getting tongue slapped.

    its always funny when you come back up after going downtown and you can tell you have vaginal sauce all over your face:p
     
  2. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

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    anyone with similar feelings
     
  3. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 5,527 Likes Received: 0
    last time i did that i got a vagina poot to the face and i didn't really dig it. It's for the birds
     
  4. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    last time i did that it wasnt the greatest thing in the world actually..and my shlong hurt cuz the girls mouth was too small or she was biting or something, i dont know...weird
     
  5. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    i agree the whole 69 thing sounds good but when actually doing it , it's not as fun. I'm fairly tall and the women I've been with were pretty petite so right there we got a problem. Second is whoever is on top has to use their arms to balance and bob and weave. Being on top I'm worried about getting a mouthful and I'm concentrating and can't enjoy both the feeling and the thought of "Hey I'm getting head". Taking turns is better.
     
  6. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

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    it's obvious all you guys are gay and you're secretly wishing for the anus maximus in your grill. gimme the heterosexual 69 all day long. and make it with a girl named tabitha with a thick ass and great hips...
     
  7. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    actually, a girl i was with a long time back, when we did that it wasnt so bad because after a while she would stop because i was doing pretty damn good..and thats cool, i mean if you want to get the most out of it then whatever, she didnt have to keep going..and she didnt, good for her.
     
  8. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

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    ssoooooo
     
  9. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Veteran Member

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    pppsssshhhh...tabitha aint home.

    another thing i forgot about. my nose ended up buried in her ass. I mean, i can't complain because i'm actually naked with a girl but come on dude, if you're hungry for some pussy, just dine in. None of that going dutch shit.
     
  10. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    i never like being on top.
    women are attractive
    men are hairy
    to ensure her hapiness, i'm not trying to wave my ass in her face.

    girls on top forever.
     
  11. mosluggo

    mosluggo Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2001 Messages: 3,609 Likes Received: 131
    Don't you hate it when a girl's giving you a BJ and you took a naaaasty shit like an hour before and all you can think is how there's probably a little shit still hanging out of your ass, and it smells really bad down there? I don't mind as long as she keeps doing it.
     
  12. Clever Name

    Clever Name Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 29, 2002 Messages: 189 Likes Received: 0
    This is bizarro thread where logic is skewed.

    69 puts me closer to god.
     
  13. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Jimi

    What if 6 was 9? What if all the hippies cut off all their hair? I would not care
     
  14. idonotlikeu

    idonotlikeu Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 1, 2001 Messages: 1,874 Likes Received: 0
  15. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    69 sucks and not in a good way...
    i farted on this one chick when we did it
    i laughed and laughed
    and laughed
    farts are funny
     
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