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"Who's your daddy, and what does he do?"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ferris Bueller, Mar 1, 2002.

  1. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 25, 2000 Messages: 4,246 Likes Received: 71
  2. Dee Snyder

    Dee Snyder Guest

  3. my name is detective john kimball, i'm a cop you idiot!

    arnold fucking rules.
     
  4. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    wow... that's fucking excellent! :) :)
     
  5. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    rock on arnold.....he forgot the classic, 'stick around' from the predetor
     
  6. i cant login

    i cant login Guest

    this is going to be fun
     
  7. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    excellent... now its time to play (hellraiser voice)
     
  8. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get
    >>>to know the
    >>> >kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a
    >>>living.
    >>> >
    >>> >The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
    >>>postman."
    >>> >
    >>> >The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
    >>> >
    >>> >Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
    >>>striptease
    >>> >dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
    >>> >
    >>> >The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in
    >>>the school
    >>> >yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was
    >>>really true
    >>> >that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
    >>> >Jimmy blushes and says, "No teacher I'm sorry, but my dad plays
    >>>hockey for
    >>> >Team USA, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
     
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