Gunm Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Fucking fratboys.... Last night me and my boy were in berkeley enjoying some fine alcohol when we decided it'd be a good idea to get some pizza before heading back to his place. mmmm, nice hot veggie pizza covered in red hot pepper and parmesan....yum. no sooner do we get two blocks from the pizzaria these huge meathead mother fuckers bum rush us demanding the pizza and despite reassurance we're not looking for trouble, we're forced to set the pizza down and defend it. My buddy gets the smaller of the two guys. I square off against this huge fuck that outweighs me by fifty pounds easy. A couple good hits and then I'm in a headlock, knuckled to the ground thinking "what the fuck, I hope the pizza isn't getting smashed." By this time my friend and the other guy stop fighting and they come to pull us apart. Meatheads friend comes to pull him off but instead I lash out and piston my foot right into his stomach. What a sight.....I'm headlocked on the ground, my buddy has to break a bottle over dudes head to get him to let go and this other guy is twitching on the sidewalk like a noodle 'cause I effectivly pushed his stomach up to lung level with my kick. So I get up, the jocks are on the ground, we grab our pizza and take off. Final tally when we wake up this morning.... Me: sprained thumb, one of my guaged ear plugs got popped out and left a big slash behind my ear, my pants got fucked up and my elbow is skinned to all hell Buddy: right side of cheek all swollen up from where he took a fiesty hit. But at least we got our pizza home. Fighting is the most bullshit activity ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Ahhh... stupid meatheads. I would have slashed his guts open and lit his oozing fat on fire.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 yea,fighting is necassary sometimes,its been awhile since ive been in a real fight,anything less than 3 hits is not a fight in my book,but sometimes thats all it takes,but overall i'll try to avoid it....oh and atleast you got to eat your pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 wow. all that over a pizza? i'm down to scrap but damn.. but now that i really think, "If that was me...." I woulda been fightin too. but i box, so i think doods woulda been in for a surprise. thumbs up, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 All that for a fucking pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 ha, this last weekend i had trouble with a bunch of frat boys too. im not a very big dude, and this huge meathead got in my face and told me he would "ruin me," and I just laughed in his face and blew him a kiss cuz i was drunk off two forties of steel. really just a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Yeah some people fight over the dumbest shit. I am glad to say I have not gotten into any dumb shit lately. Well besides my own drinking. But I'm not a violent drunk. Just crazy/stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 hit me up next time yer out this way... take care of your ear... i had i plug get torn out in a fight and then spent over a year having it be sore and occasionally infected... finally took it out a month or two ago and now i just have one stretched earlobe... personally, i haven't been in a fight since october... woulda been involved in one on friday if i didn't need a cane to walk... having a job that involves fighting changes your outlook on the matter... not sure if it's for better or worse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 At least you guys got away with your pizza, look what happened to this guy! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pizzaparlorbrawl.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 haha,that dude got his ass served to em,by a big ass dude too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I woulda called the cops on em afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 meatheads fighting over vegetarian pizza! the irony... sneaks/lover not a fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I got a good story, not recent but humorous all the same; After a nights drinking, 6 or 7 of us leave the pub and walk towards the bus stop. Stop to get some food from the off license. Come out to find this random dude talking to my mate, seems quite cool but a bit strange. Anyways, chat to him for about 10 mins. Start walking across the road to bus stop. Randomer comes running up and punches my mate in the head. I whirl round on the offensive and clock him one (and thus ends my good part in the fight). The rest of the 'posse' jump this one guy, but he somehow manages to wrestle them all off. My mates are all fairly large, so it was a bit scary, until we later learned he'd been doing his own Tony Montana impression all night. Three of my mates jump back on this guy and I take a tin out of my trousers and start bashing him round the head. Or so i thought. I'd inadvertently smacked my mate in the head 6 times with a full tin. Oops. By now this guys mates come running over and I end up getting bottled resulting in 3 and a half hours in casualty. My friend shook himself off and went clubbing. Bleeding profusely. I suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 whoa that dude got smashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Hahaha... yeah you should have just told them it was vegetarian pizza, then they woulda left you alone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by CamAlmighty@Feb 28 2005, 10:30 PM I'd inadvertently smacked my mate in the head 6 times with a full tin. Quoted post ouch :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 ^dude cams talking bout hasnt been the same since... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Fuck fighting I got arrested a few weeks back for assualt........i'm on the level now nnooooooo more bruising! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knuckle_game Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 I tried to start I fight over the weekend. It was kinda bogus because it was with someone I was friends with but I realy had no choice, his girl had been talking crazy, C RA Z Y, shit about me, spreading rumors and shit. Dude wouldn't respond to my provokation though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 slap a bitch...tell her quit talkin shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 last time i got into a fight was about 2 months ago..about 15 frat boys crashed this party i was at..and one of my homeboys 700 dollar camera went missing..long story short 4 of them got cut and one went through the window..i fell asleep there..the next day i woke up and took a piss..and the camera was right by the toilet bowl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 28, 2005 Author Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by vinyl junkie@Feb 28 2005, 09:09 PM hit me up next time yer out this way... take care of your ear... i had i plug get torn out in a fight and then spent over a year having it be sore and occasionally infected... finally took it out a month or two ago and now i just have one stretched earlobe... personally, i haven't been in a fight since october... woulda been involved in one on friday if i didn't need a cane to walk... having a job that involves fighting changes your outlook on the matter... not sure if it's for better or worse... Quoted post Vinyl, i will be back down SF way this weekend. I'll call you up mang. Oh, and the pizza was all good. Seriously, we dropped some good cash on our pizza and no way were some douschbag jocks gonna make off with it. But dude was seriously the biggest fool i ever fought. I'm pretty lucky he opted to go for the subdual instead of the righteous ass kicking. My buddy was on point with the bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by lameassnigga@Feb 28 2005, 09:10 PM At least you guys got away with your pizza, look what happened to this guy! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pizzaparlorbrawl.html Quoted post i have that same doorbell!! and as for fighting, yall niggaz need to take some martial arts, youd be surprised at how easy it is to defend yourself, considering that most toughguys who start fights only know how to throw these swooping right punches (that you can see coming from a mile behind their head) and headlocks. part of the trick with headlocks is...never get in one. fuck this, go take karate. and dont say shit on "ninjas" that shit is played, and ninjitsu is infact, very boring...about 8 centuries old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 This is a quality story from both sides. I think it's pretty funny that two guys would try to fight you in order to get your pizza...like we're in the middle ages and they want your turkey leg and your stein of beer in some mead hall. I can imagine them to all their boys "Yo we were so fucked up last night we tried to fight these kids and get their pizza!" It's also pretty funny that you successfully defended said pizza pie and ate it. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Feb 28 2005, 06:13 PM last time i got into a fight was about 2 months ago..about 15 frat boys crashed this party i was at..and one of my homeboys 700 dollar camera went missing..long story short 4 of them got cut and one went through the window..i fell asleep there..the next day i woke up and took a piss..and the camera was right by the toilet bowl... Quoted post This sounds like an example of my excellent behavior. My best friend came to visit me at school with this dude i used to hang out with. I had heard the kid had gotten himself pretty heavily into sniffing coke and was just grimey to begin with so I was subconciously keeping a close eye on all my shit. We get completely drunk and come back to my house and start wilding out and shit. Usual drunk shit. So i go to look for my video camera and cant find it. Then I can't find my wallet. So i start accusing this kid of taking it and him and my boy are looking at me like "what the fuck?!"...I wound up kicking him out of my house at 4am after taking 70 dollars from him. So this kid has no money for the Metro North back to Manhattan and is sitting at a train station waiting for the train for 2 hours until 6 am & also has no money so a cop wrote him up a summons (which gets negated after you mail in the fare money). Long story short, my camera was where I always keep it and my wallet was in my girls car. :blush: :blush: :blush: :innocent: Damn drunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 I'm that mouthy guy that starts fights but can't back it up. I probably have a record of about 1-6.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 so how many slices did you eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Feb 28 2005, 07:04 PM I'm that mouthy guy that starts fights Quoted post what is it about alcohol that causes bullshit to spew out of my mouth. im usually such a nice guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Feb 28 2005, 05:09 PM what is it about alcohol that causes bullshit to spew out of my mouth. im usually such a nice guy. Quoted post Hahaha I'm exactly the same. I'd say it's because I hate when people are assholes, and alcohol just gives me the courage to be equally as big an asshole back to them. Or maybe it's the fact that 9 times out of ten, they don't do anything about it. I guess I like those odds..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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