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Who's been in a fight lately?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Feb 28, 2005.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Fucking fratboys....


    Last night me and my boy were in berkeley enjoying some fine alcohol when we decided it'd be a good idea to get some pizza before heading back to his place. mmmm, nice hot veggie pizza covered in red hot pepper and parmesan....yum.

    no sooner do we get two blocks from the pizzaria these huge meathead mother fuckers bum rush us demanding the pizza and despite reassurance we're not looking for trouble, we're forced to set the pizza down and defend it.

    My buddy gets the smaller of the two guys. I square off against this huge fuck that outweighs me by fifty pounds easy. A couple good hits and then I'm in a headlock, knuckled to the ground thinking "what the fuck, I hope the pizza isn't getting smashed."

    By this time my friend and the other guy stop fighting and they come to pull us apart. Meatheads friend comes to pull him off but instead I lash out and piston my foot right into his stomach.

    What a sight.....I'm headlocked on the ground, my buddy has to break a bottle over dudes head to get him to let go and this other guy is twitching on the sidewalk like a noodle 'cause I effectivly pushed his stomach up to lung level with my kick.

    So I get up, the jocks are on the ground, we grab our pizza and take off. Final tally when we wake up this morning....

    Me:
    sprained thumb, one of my guaged ear plugs got popped out and left a big slash behind my ear, my pants got fucked up and my elbow is skinned to all hell

    Buddy: right side of cheek all swollen up from where he took a fiesty hit.

    But at least we got our pizza home.

    Fighting is the most bullshit activity ever.
     
  2. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Ahhh... stupid meatheads.
    I would have slashed his guts open and lit his oozing fat on fire....
     
  3. Grimes

    Grimes Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 5,160 Likes Received: 193
    yea,fighting is necassary sometimes,its been awhile since ive been in a real fight,anything less than 3 hits is not a fight in my book,but sometimes thats all it takes,but overall i'll try to avoid it....oh and atleast you got to eat your pizza
     
  4. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    wow. all that over a pizza? i'm down to scrap but damn..

    but now that i really think, "If that was me...." I woulda been fightin too. but i box, so i think doods woulda been in for a surprise.

    thumbs up, buddy.
     
  5. sans sheriff

    sans sheriff Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2003 Messages: 1,269 Likes Received: 42
    All that for a fucking pizza?
     
  6. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    ha, this last weekend i had trouble with a bunch of frat boys too.

    im not a very big dude, and this huge meathead got in my face and told me he would "ruin me," and I just laughed in his face and blew him a kiss cuz i was drunk off two forties of steel.

    really just a waste of time.
     
  7. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Yeah some people fight over the dumbest shit.
    I am glad to say I have not gotten into any dumb shit lately. Well besides my own drinking. But I'm not a violent drunk. Just crazy/stupid.
     
  8. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    hit me up next time yer out this way...
    take care of your ear... i had i plug get torn out in a fight and then spent over a year having it be sore and occasionally infected... finally took it out a month or two ago and now i just have one stretched earlobe...
    personally, i haven't been in a fight since october... woulda been involved in one on friday if i didn't need a cane to walk...
    having a job that involves fighting changes your outlook on the matter... not sure if it's for better or worse...
     
  9. lameassnigga

    lameassnigga Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2004 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
  10. Grimes

    Grimes Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 11, 2004 Messages: 5,160 Likes Received: 193
    haha,that dude got his ass served to em,by a big ass dude too
     
  11. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    I woulda called the cops on em afterwards.
     
  12. sneak

    sneak Guest

    meatheads fighting over vegetarian pizza!

    the irony...

    sneaks/lover not a fighter.
     
  13. CamAlmighty

    CamAlmighty Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 25, 2003 Messages: 1,070 Likes Received: 0
    I got a good story, not recent but humorous all the same;

    After a nights drinking, 6 or 7 of us leave the pub and walk towards the bus stop. Stop to get some food from the off license. Come out to find this random dude talking to my mate, seems quite cool but a bit strange.

    Anyways, chat to him for about 10 mins. Start walking across the road to bus stop. Randomer comes running up and punches my mate in the head.

    I whirl round on the offensive and clock him one (and thus ends my good part in the fight).

    The rest of the 'posse' jump this one guy, but he somehow manages to wrestle them all off. My mates are all fairly large, so it was a bit scary, until we later learned he'd been doing his own Tony Montana impression all night.

    Three of my mates jump back on this guy and I take a tin out of my trousers and start bashing him round the head. Or so i thought.

    I'd inadvertently smacked my mate in the head 6 times with a full tin. Oops. By now this guys mates come running over and I end up getting bottled resulting in 3 and a half hours in casualty.
    My friend shook himself off and went clubbing. Bleeding profusely.

    I suck.
     
  14. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    whoa that dude got smashed
     
  15. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Hahaha... yeah you should have just told them it was vegetarian pizza, then they woulda left you alone...
     
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