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who would win...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Nov 20, 2003.

  1. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

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    who would win...

    Discussion started by DETO - Nov 20, 2003

    http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_family_homer.gif'>
    Can life get any better for Homer J. Simpson? He juggles the roles of husband, father, safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bowler, beer drinker, astronaut, small business owner and dreamer, and makes it all look easy. But it wasn't always so easy for Homer J. Raised by his father, Abe, who tried to compensate for the absence of Homer's radical hippie mother, Homer graduated at the bottom of his high school class and managed to earn the distinction of being the longest-term entry-level employee at the plant. Together with his high school sweetheart, Marge Bouvier, Homer settled down in Evergreen Terrace, the nicest upper-lower-middle class section of Springfield, to raise his three precious children. Homer is fond of Duff Beer, donuts, Marge's pork chops and watching the Bee Guy on the Spanish channel. His dislikes include his boss, Mr. Burns, yard work and his neighbor, Ned Flanders.


    [img]http://www.fox.com/familyguy/bios/images/biopeter1.gif'>
    Peter Griffin is a big, boisterous, lovable oaf who isn't afraid to say what's on his freakin' mind -- usually the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time. He lives in Quahog, Rhode Island with his wife, Lois, their three children -- Chris, Meg and Stewie -- and his well-spoken best friend, Brian, the family dog. Peter would do anything for his family, as long as it doesn't get in the way of his TV time.

    Peter works as a product safety inspector at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company. He has dreams of being more than a grunt on the assembly line and frequently comes up with new toy designs, most recently "Mr. Zucchini Head," a phallic-shaped, vibrating vegetable doll. Luckily for him, his flamboyant boss, Mr. Weed, regards Peter as "eye candy" and overlooks his lack of efficiency and productivity.

    What Peter lacks in common sense and good judgment, he makes up for in enthusiasm. He often goes overboard when he latches onto an idea. Whether he's leading an improvisation scene during a bank robbery or running barefoot in the rain with William Shatner, Peter Griffin is always looking for fun.

    Although Peter was 30 years old the very first time he had gas, he's been making up for it ever since. He recently ripped the longest fart in television history. When asked to comment on the eruption, Peter merely replied, "Hehehehe."
     
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  2. caL

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    caL - Replied Nov 20, 2003

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  3. Coffie Crave

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    Coffie Crave - Replied Nov 20, 2003

    family guy is a funny show...but we all know its a rip off of the Simpson's
     
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  4. boogy nights

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    boogy nights - Replied Nov 20, 2003

    i dont think of it as a rip off, just sort of an outlet for all the things they want to say/do, but dont want to risk the simpsons popularity by saying it through their animated mouths.

    funny stuff. nonetheless
     
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  5. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Nov 20, 2003

    (imagine i'm a cheerleader with pom-poms and a nice rack)

    Homer J!
    all the way!
    cos we know
    peter griffin's GAY!


    Homer J!
    all the way!
    cos we know
    peter griffin's GAY!


    Homer J!
    all the way!
    cos we know
    peter griffin's GAY!


    Homer J!
    all the way!
    cos we know
    peter griffin's GAY!


    Homer J!
    all the way!
    cos we know
    peter griffin's GAY!



    gooooooooo homer!!!!!!!
     
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  6. wiseguy

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    wiseguy - Replied Nov 20, 2003

    homer, straight up.
     
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  7. DETO

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    DETO - Replied Dec 22, 2003

    bump.
     
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    the_gooch - Replied Dec 22, 2003

    uhhhhhhhhhhhh, like ummmmmmmm beavis and uhhhhhh buthead
     
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  9. krie

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    "homer, homer simpson, hes the greatest guy in history.. from the town of springfield.."
     
  10. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 22, 2003

    "he's about to hit a chestnut tree"
     
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    WebsterUno - Replied Dec 22, 2003

    Homer
     
  12. i11igul

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    i11igul - Replied Dec 22, 2003

    why can't anybody ever get a picture of boogie hands, that would really help in assisting me on my decision, jeez:eek:
     
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  13. DETO

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    DETO - Replied Dec 23, 2003

    sdnah eigoob <~~~ :rolleyes:
     
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    DETO - Replied Dec 23, 2003

    http://my.athenet.net/~denij/smbigKermit.JPG'>
    'i say boogie hands'
     
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    TURBOCAPSLOK - Replied Dec 23, 2003

    BRUCE DICKENSON
     
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