Smart Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Vanilla Ice wants his wallaroo back. PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) The 36-year-old rap performer, who had a '90s hit with "Ice Ice Baby," called animal control officials Wednesday to report that a wallaroo and a goat found wandering around Port St. Lucie belong to him. They had escaped from his back yard, city officials said. He may have trouble getting his pets back. Neither the wallaroo, which is considered an exotic animal, nor farm animals such as the goat, are allowed in Port St. Lucie. They were picked up Saturday by animal control after a woman reported them, saying the wallaroo, a cross between a kangaroo and a wallaby, had scratched her and kicked her car. Vanilla Ice, whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, wasn't at his Port St. Lucie home Wednesday. A schedule posted on his Web site said he was in California taping a motorcycle commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 why not just have a dog? only mr. vanilla ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 because goats are fucking cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 haha, ll is such a fucken retard. perfect for this thread. cause he is just as much of an idiot as rob van winkle. wanna see a rare animal, have those idiots breed, dorkasaurus for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I wanna see that motorcycle commercial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by Vanity@Nov 20 2004, 07:49 AM Quoted post 6 minute abs are sooooo last thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 That dude made a porno? What is it called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Vanilla Ice & LL....that is a scary thought of reproduction gone terribly wrong. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet@Nov 20 2004, 09:40 AM That dude made a porno? What is it called? Quoted post that was in madonna's sex book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 shit was madd real before kane fucked madonna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 20, 2004 Author Share Posted November 20, 2004 Everybody fucked Madonna... if you were over 18 when that book came out you got a letter in the mail telling you where and when to report... if you didn't you could get a fine and a suspended drivers license. Kinda like jury duty, but it was Madonna's booty duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 hahaha, vanilla ice....i wonder where he works now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DripOfAWish Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 the thing about thid fool thats cool, is that he knew he got clowned hard, but he saved and invested his money wisely, he said he doesn't have to ever work again. he was laughing all the way to the bank. port st lucie is such a shithole. why would someone as rich as him live in such a shitty redneck suburban KKK town? he get chased outta miami? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 really, he didnt blow it like a retard like big tymers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by Smart@Nov 20 2004, 12:48 PM Everybody fucked Madonna... if you were over 18 when that book came out you got a letter in the mail telling you where and when to report... if you didn't you could get a fine and a suspended drivers license. Kinda like jury duty, but it was Madonna's booty duty. Quoted post Was this offer good till a certain date? Dammit, if only I had been born 5 years earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 house real big, cars real big, belly real big, everything real big, rims real big, pockets real big! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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