SHELLTOES Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 who here has ever fucked a prostitute? i was driving last nite and beeped at this chick and she starts walking to the car. right then i was like SHIT she's a hooker. so she hops in and asks if im a cop. i ask her if shes a cop. she replies "would a cop do this?" and flashes me. i took her word for it and it was only 50 bucks. body of a 20 yr old with not too bad of face for a 43 yr old coke head. ha ha. this was my first and very unexpected hooker experience. i thought i'd share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 was she any good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted June 30, 2002 Author Share Posted June 30, 2002 yeah but it took me awhile cause i was shitted beyond belief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 I woulda shit my pants too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted June 30, 2002 Author Share Posted June 30, 2002 oh yeah and i got her number in case of future business. we talked about a discount if i brought her more business. she said she also has a hot blonde roomate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA best thread ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 um yuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Im so very much hungover.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 i'd never rock a prostitue. not because my SxE stance, but because its just plain fucking gross. i'll stick to jacking off and hopefully finding a girlfriend willing to do me....... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 i dont mean you per say when i say this but: are guys that desperate that they have to succomb to a prostitute? i mean prostitutes are fucking dirty ass women that get paid to suck guys off. if i was a guy, there is so fucking way i'm having a dirty ass girl on my dick. fuck no, thats gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 as my mystical father,slick rick, would say.."treat her like a prostitute"...if you treat all girls AS IF they were a prostitute..then when you do have a sexual encounter with them..i suppose its actually having this encounter with a prostitute.but i,for one, could never aquire a prostitute..because i know she doesn't want to have sex with me...no girls do or would anyways..so maybe i should check it out...or shoot myself...whichever comes easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 i trust it that you wore a hat?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i trust it that you wore a hat?? LETS JUST HOPE SO....If not were talking with the Devil himself..:heated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Even if you did wear a condom, you still have a very very high risk of now having an std. HAVE FUN! People these days are so damn stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by beardo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA best thread ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 fuckin' STDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 jesus christ i wouldnt be able to have sex with a prostitute... i gotta have that emotional bond with a girl to fuck her. otherwise i dont enjoy it at all. its like my dick goes numb when im with a girl i dont care about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Originally posted by ..oX.. shit faced fantastic. :D i wouldnt pay for punani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 I could never have sex with a prostitute.....they're too fucking expensive:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle I could never have sex with a prostitute.....they're too fucking expensive:mad: I could find ya a cheap one.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheps Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Nah, I stay away from damaged goods. -A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by Smok I could find ya a cheap one.:cool: word, i could find you one too, but she aint got teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FameWhore Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by SkyDancer666 i'd never rock a prostitue. not because my SxE stance, but because its just plain fucking gross. i'll stick to jacking off and hopefully finding a girlfriend willing to do me....... :rolleyes: those were some of the best words ever typed, i can sooo relate:rolleyes: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Dont get Clapped.....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 haha....I see you took the easy route,fuck spending 50 bucks on taking a girl out to eat and shit,you spent your money and got right to the point.although,it will be another 50 bucks to go to First Care and get checked out,sucka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by SHELLTOES yeah but it took me awhile cause i was shitted beyond belief. I hope you double bagged it....or else you could have contracted some love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by DETO i could find you one too, but she aint got teeth. No teeth like word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 1, 2002 Author Share Posted July 1, 2002 ha ha ha! you people are too funny. of course i wore my raincoat. i'm hearing more negative than positive though. i almost thought it would be the other way around the way people talk on here. so you don't think i should call her again? she said she has a hot roomate too and if i bring some friends a group discount may be available. ha ha ha. this whole thing is too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black hook Posted July 1, 2002 Share Posted July 1, 2002 Originally posted by SHELLTOES ha ha ha! you people are too funny. of course i wore my raincoat. i'm hearing more negative than positive though. i almost thought it would be the other way around the way people talk on here. so you don't think i should call her again? she said she has a hot roomate too and if i bring some friends a group discount may be available. ha ha ha. this whole thing is too funny. ...sounds like you aleady have it arranged... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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