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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SHELLTOES, Jun 30, 2002.


    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    who here has ever fucked a prostitute? i was driving last nite and beeped at this chick and she starts walking to the car. right then i was like SHIT she's a hooker. so she hops in and asks if im a cop. i ask her if shes a cop. she replies "would a cop do this?" and flashes me. i took her word for it and it was only 50 bucks. body of a 20 yr old with not too bad of face for a 43 yr old coke head. ha ha. this was my first and very unexpected hooker experience. i thought i'd share.
  2. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

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    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    yeah but it took me awhile cause i was shitted beyond belief.
  4. hulk hogan

    hulk hogan Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2001 Messages: 648 Likes Received: 0
    I woulda shit my pants too.

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    oh yeah and i got her number in case of future business. we talked about a discount if i brought her more business. she said she also has a hot blonde roomate.
  6. beardo

    beardo Guest


    best thread ever
  7. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
  9. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    i'd never rock a prostitue. not because my SxE stance, but because its just plain fucking gross. i'll stick to jacking off and hopefully finding a girlfriend willing to do me....... :rolleyes:
  10. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    i dont mean you per say when i say this but:

    are guys that desperate that they have to succomb to a prostitute? i mean prostitutes are fucking dirty ass women that get paid to suck guys off. if i was a guy, there is so fucking way i'm having a dirty ass girl on my dick. fuck no, thats gross.
  11. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    as my mystical father,slick rick, would say.."treat her like a prostitute"...if you treat all girls AS IF they were a prostitute..then when you do have a sexual encounter with them..i suppose its actually having this encounter with a prostitute.but i,for one, could never aquire a prostitute..because i know she doesn't want to have sex with me...no girls do or would anyways..so maybe i should check it out...or shoot myself...whichever comes easier

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    i trust it that you wore a hat??
  13. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    LETS JUST HOPE SO....If not were talking with the Devil himself..:heated:
  14. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Even if you did wear a condom, you still have a very very high risk of now having an std. HAVE FUN!

    People these days are so damn stupid.