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WHO HERE HAS EVER......

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SHELLTOES, Jun 30, 2002.

  1. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES 12oz Member

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    WHO HERE HAS EVER......

    Discussion started by SHELLTOES - Jun 30, 2002

    who here has ever fucked a prostitute? i was driving last nite and beeped at this chick and she starts walking to the car. right then i was like SHIT she's a hooker. so she hops in and asks if im a cop. i ask her if shes a cop. she replies "would a cop do this?" and flashes me. i took her word for it and it was only 50 bucks. body of a 20 yr old with not too bad of face for a 43 yr old coke head. ha ha. this was my first and very unexpected hooker experience. i thought i'd share.
     
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  2. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    was she any good?
     
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  3. SHELLTOES

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    SHELLTOES - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    yeah but it took me awhile cause i was shitted beyond belief.
     
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  4. hulk hogan

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    hulk hogan - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    I woulda shit my pants too.
     
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  5. SHELLTOES

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    SHELLTOES - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    oh yeah and i got her number in case of future business. we talked about a discount if i brought her more business. she said she also has a hot blonde roomate.
     
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  6. BIGMETALCIRCUS - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    fucking hilarious.
     
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    beardo - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    best thread ever
     
  8. Iris

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    Iris - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    um yuck?
     
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  9. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    Im so very much hungover.:eek:
     
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    serpent of the light - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    i'd never rock a prostitue. not because my SxE stance, but because its just plain fucking gross. i'll stick to jacking off and hopefully finding a girlfriend willing to do me....... :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    i dont mean you per say when i say this but:

    are guys that desperate that they have to succomb to a prostitute? i mean prostitutes are fucking dirty ass women that get paid to suck guys off. if i was a guy, there is so fucking way i'm having a dirty ass girl on my dick. fuck no, thats gross.
     
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    Wilt - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    as my mystical father,slick rick, would say.."treat her like a prostitute"...if you treat all girls AS IF they were a prostitute..then when you do have a sexual encounter with them..i suppose its actually having this encounter with a prostitute.but i,for one, could never aquire a prostitute..because i know she doesn't want to have sex with me...no girls do or would anyways..so maybe i should check it out...or shoot myself...whichever comes easier
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    i trust it that you wore a hat??
     
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  14. ClueTwo

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    ClueTwo - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    LETS JUST HOPE SO....If not were talking with the Devil himself..:heated:
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Jun 30, 2002

    Even if you did wear a condom, you still have a very very high risk of now having an std. HAVE FUN!



    People these days are so damn stupid.
     
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