Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

who has performed anal sex on a girl?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by VeganDraftDodgerY3K, Apr 9, 2001.

  1. VeganDraftDodgerY3K

    VeganDraftDodgerY3K Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2000 Messages: 924 Likes Received: 0
    i want vivid descriptions of what it is like, and what precautions should be made, to assure that your girl's ass doesnt spontaneously combust.
     
  2. Organ Donor

    Organ Donor Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2001 Messages: 2,884 Likes Received: 0
    if she starts balling and screaming when you first put it in pull it out and sit back cause she is going to be whinning for a while. oh and shell complain about pooping too. but yeah her crying when you stick it in and saying its the worst pain in her life. yeah that sucks
     
  3. IG88

    IG88 Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2001 Messages: 321 Likes Received: 0
    If shes really in to it, have her practice with her fingers in the shower first. Then when she decides to take it around back, lube it all up and ease it in , inch by inch, making sure shes comfortable the whole time. Make sure she's done the necessary cleaning also, ive heard bad stories about lazy hos that don't purge their shit. I did it cuz i was out of jimmy hats and i didnt even want to know what my wang looked like afterwards, but its cool cuz you can stimulate the scooter at the same time
     
  4. Seym1has2no3fiends

    Seym1has2no3fiends Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 28, 2000 Messages: 4,132 Likes Received: 0
  5. sugoione

    sugoione Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2001 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    poopy dick sounds gross.

    ------------------
    283 pig bunisher
    sugoi desu ne
    das facha
     
  6. Comp Shoes

    Comp Shoes Guest

    yeah, well putting my mouth were blood comes out once a month doesnt sound so great either...hahahahaaa.

    Anyway, my point is, penis' and vaginas can be cleaned, its hard to clean up in an ass, sure you can clean the exterior, but im talking about up in the anus. That part is always gonna be rank. This whole discussion is too funny...the lows I stoop to, to entertain myself at work!!
     
  7. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    Comp Shoes, I heard porn stars stick tubes up their asses to get it nice and clean... it's douche for the asshole.
     
  8. sugoione

    sugoione Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2001 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    i hear that if you have poop on your wee wee it smells wrong and no girls will suck anymore.

    ------------------
    283 pig bunisher
    sugoi desu ne
    das facha
     
  9. brown twinkie

    brown twinkie Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 8,127 Likes Received: 0
    nasty. never in my life would i feel so kinkt out that i would want to
    stick my badoink up a girls brown. no. NEVER. not even if you
    were latetia casta would i.
    i've heard too many stories, sick stories. nasty.
     
  10. sugoione

    sugoione Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 16, 2001 Messages: 1,362 Likes Received: 0
    yo comp shoes.. thanks for the low stoops cuz damn im fuggin bored at work. everybody else here is hard at work while i read storys of poopoo fucking.. ha it gives me a reason to sit in front of this puter..

    ------------------
    283 pig bunisher
    sugoi desu ne
    das facha
     
  11. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    "douche for the asshole." Great.
     
  12. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    "Yeah. So do you do anal? Is it true that chicks fart if you blast them in
    the ass?"
     
  13. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    TRUE STORY! My best freinds girlfriends boss told us this one night drunk.

    He met this hottie in a bar he knew she was gunna be a slut in the sack and he wants his brown belt bad!!!!!

    So he scoops her up their at her place bonking and shes like "stick it in my ass" you can quote that to kiddies!

    so he starts to ram this hoe in the dumper yadda yadda yadda....He wakes up with a HORRIBLE BURNING ALL OVER HIS CACK! doods shitting he's got an std from this hoe.He goes to the clinc and they can't find shit wrong his twig and berrys.Off to the hospital and they can't find shit wrong either....so he tells the doc about the night before and the doctor now wants exrays taken on his cack.He's like why? doc's like i got a feeling.So they exray Mikes wang and what do they find??????????BAM A PEICE OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    so 2 hours of sergery and Mikes off work for a week.


    I'm still in shock he told us this but he was mad wasted!

    THIS IS TRUE!
     
  14. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    nothing like corn in the cock to make you appreciate not actually having an std....
     
  15. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahahaha Frate Raper that is the best story I have heard in a long time.
     
Top