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TheoHuxtable

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Everytime I go to the local Hiphop/R&B clubs, there's always a large influx of white people trying dance. White people have no rhythm whatsoever. They fail to realize that dancing isn't done like you're reading step-by-step coreographed instructions out of a book; but rather you're letting the music infiltrate your soul and letting the beat of the music move you.

 

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Originally posted by seeking

well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us!

 

Holy fuck, that was the best thing ever said.

 

Have my baby?

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hahaha

 

I did get a good laugh from those pics, BUT not all white people dance bad. Give us a break!

I think the main thing is our ancestors came, usually, from very cold climates and when your wrapped up in buffalo skins and your feet are numb you just don't feel like dancin'.:idea: :lol:

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Originally posted by seeking

well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us!

 

Fried chicken and a 40 oz is delicious! But since my food stamps pay for it, that makes it even better!

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Originally posted by seeking

or michael flatley's 'LORD OF THE DANCE'

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i'd love to see a bunch of jungle bunnies trying to jump up in unison and twiddle their feet like that.

it would never happen though, know why?

cause fool's would be scared to scuff their gators!

 

 

 

seeks/dont call me nigger, whitey

 

There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison". Who do you think Britney Spears and NSYNC and the Fagstreet Boys ask to coreograph their "unison" dance moves? Not Michael Flatley.

 

But hey I wanna learn how to do the air guitar and the gnarly hand thing where you bob your head back and forth real fast.

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Originally posted by TheoHuxtable

There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison". Who do you think Britney Spears and NSYNC and the Fagstreet Boys ask to coreograph their "unison" dance moves? Not Michael Flatley.

 

nope, WADE ROBSON!

 

and you're right, black people do dance in unison...and then they name their dance after an act of thievery.

coincidence?

 

seeks/do the HUSTLE

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Originally posted by TheoHuxtable

There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison".

 

Yeah, but they usually have spears and are either, A: asking for a good hunt, or B: celebrating marrying off someone's daughter to another tribe for peace and 14 heads of goat.

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Originally posted by heavyLox

lets not for get the fantastic "electric" dances:

 

Boogaloo

&

Slide

 

 

It aint a party if aint 'electric'

 

that's old skool...it's all about the 'Casper Slide'..."hop one time, hop two times, stop...think about it..."

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Originally posted by Glik0

Yeah, but they usually have spears and are either, A: asking for a good hunt, or B: celebrating marrying off someone's daughter to another tribe for peace and 14 heads of goat.

 

 

hhheeeey, we have to keep things fair and equal here. until someone else jumps in and starts making more stereotypical white jokes, you have to wait on the sidelines. gotta give everyone a chance to get ahead, ya know?

it's kind of like affirmative action.

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