TheoHuxtable Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Everytime I go to the local Hiphop/R&B clubs, there's always a large influx of white people trying dance. White people have no rhythm whatsoever. They fail to realize that dancing isn't done like you're reading step-by-step coreographed instructions out of a book; but rather you're letting the music infiltrate your soul and letting the beat of the music move you. http://www.u.arizona.edu/~chalmers/pics/mayhem@@/dancing.jpg'> http://www.sound-images.com/dj/dancing.jpeg'> http://www.dist214.k12.il.us/ce/cec/images/twist.jpg'> http://www.entertainment-4-you.com/jmcw/images/the_twist.jpg'> http://www.pixunlimited.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Millennium/General/1999/12/11/chubbychecker.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 OMG LOLZ! YOU ARE SO BLACK! I hope your whole fucking state sinks into the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtable http://www.big927.com/images/BIG%20DANCE/THE-TWIST.jpg'> DO THE CONSTIPATION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 :lol: that lady in the third pic is gettin jiggy with it. "shake it like a salt shaker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by seeking well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us! Holy fuck, that was the best thing ever said. Have my baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 hahaha I did get a good laugh from those pics, BUT not all white people dance bad. Give us a break! I think the main thing is our ancestors came, usually, from very cold climates and when your wrapped up in buffalo skins and your feet are numb you just don't feel like dancin'.:idea: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Excuse me, maybe you've never heard of Wade Robson..... http://www.morolandis.com/images/hs_waderobson.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 or michael flatley's 'LORD OF THE DANCE' http://www.studiopark.co.uk/p3.jpg'> i'd love to see a bunch of jungle bunnies trying to jump up in unison and twiddle their feet like that. it would never happen though, know why? cause fool's would be scared to scuff their gators! seeks/dont call me nigger, whitey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by seeking well, maybe if black people weren't so busy eating fried chicken and popping out welfare babies like they were bootleg cuggi sweaters, they could teach us! Fried chicken and a 40 oz is delicious! But since my food stamps pay for it, that makes it even better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Either that or they'd be too busy trying to slam dunk a basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 yeah... if only I could do that 'new' running man that all the dancehall kids are doing. then I might actually get laid! :rolleyes: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by seeking or michael flatley's 'LORD OF THE DANCE' http://www.studiopark.co.uk/p3.jpg'> i'd love to see a bunch of jungle bunnies trying to jump up in unison and twiddle their feet like that. it would never happen though, know why? cause fool's would be scared to scuff their gators! seeks/dont call me nigger, whitey There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison". Who do you think Britney Spears and NSYNC and the Fagstreet Boys ask to coreograph their "unison" dance moves? Not Michael Flatley. But hey I wanna learn how to do the air guitar and the gnarly hand thing where you bob your head back and forth real fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 believe it or not, im a very good dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 In response... http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0304/photo/mchammer.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 this is ynnuf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 There's something very wrong with that picture Seeks posted. People don't hover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 white people do. it's god's way of showing that we are his favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Yeah, but have you ever seen a black man knit a sweater? No dont think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtable There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison". Who do you think Britney Spears and NSYNC and the Fagstreet Boys ask to coreograph their "unison" dance moves? Not Michael Flatley. nope, WADE ROBSON! and you're right, black people do dance in unison...and then they name their dance after an act of thievery. coincidence? seeks/do the HUSTLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 and what about mr. freeze. One of the best breakers of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igor Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 http://www.watchmedance.com/ nuff said! representin' all white dancers. no, that isn't me. but i guess y'all already know that link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 missy does her Impression of the river dance in the "pass the ducth" video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by seeking seeks/do the HUSTLE lets not for get the fantastic "electric" dances: Boogaloo & Slide It aint a party if aint 'electric' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 It's electric MR.FREEZE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 http://www.mountainhomeplace.com/lawnjockey.gif'> draw your own comparisons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtable There's plenty of 'em that dance in "unison". Yeah, but they usually have spears and are either, A: asking for a good hunt, or B: celebrating marrying off someone's daughter to another tribe for peace and 14 heads of goat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by heavyLox lets not for get the fantastic "electric" dances: Boogaloo & Slide It aint a party if aint 'electric' that's old skool...it's all about the 'Casper Slide'..."hop one time, hop two times, stop...think about it..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 Yeah, but they usually have spears and are either, A: asking for a good hunt, or B: celebrating marrying off someone's daughter to another tribe for peace and 14 heads of goat. hhheeeey, we have to keep things fair and equal here. until someone else jumps in and starts making more stereotypical white jokes, you have to wait on the sidelines. gotta give everyone a chance to get ahead, ya know? it's kind of like affirmative action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted January 7, 2004 Share Posted January 7, 2004 Because its a cosby sweater..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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