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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Sep 20, 2001.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    Ask your momma!

    I need a good laugh, bring it!
     
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    hahaha...hey!
     
  3. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
    A: Wiped his butt

    ok, heres another…
     
  4. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    a mushroom walks into a bar.

    the bartender says 'hey, sorry, you gotta leave. we don't serve mushrooms here'

    to which the mushroom reply's 'why not?? i'm a fungi..' (get it, fun guy?))

    har har har

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    PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em.
     
  5. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
    A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling

    hardy har har…more, more
     
  6. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    My 5th grade teacher at our Catholic elementary school told our class that joke, but instead of "the cannibal" he said "Jeffrey Dahmer" (in light of current events...)
     
  7. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

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    Cover charge: $15.00
    Round of drinks: $23.00
    Table dance: $30.00
    Another round of drinks: $23.00
    Couch dance and tips: $50.00
    A round of shots: $34.00
    Another round of drinks: $23.00
    Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
    Private dance and hotel room: $500.00

    Sending her on her way and never having to listen to her bitching...

    Priceless

    There are some things in life money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.



    An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called in an artist. Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that went through Custer's mind before he died. I am going out of town on business for a week, and when I return I expect to see it completed."

    Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise he found a painting of a cow with a halo. Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.

    Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.

    "Why that's exactly what you asked for," said the artist smugly.

    "No! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

    "And there you have it," said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians.'"

    "More Things You Will Never Hear a Man Say"

    1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

    2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

    3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

    4. Her tits are just too big.

    5. Sometimes I just want to be held.

    6. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.

    7. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

    8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

    9. Fuck "Monday Night Football," let's watch Melrose Place.

    10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.

    11. It's late, put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.

    12. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?

    13. What happened to my old Nancy Drew books?

    14. Do these jeans come in lavender?

    15. I love jogging dear, but I can't keep up with you, you go on ahead.

    16. This shower curtain doesn't have enough frills on it.

    17. Damn, too bad this car isn't a four cylinder.

    18. My butt's too big, don't lie, it's true. I know my butt's too big.

    19. It's okay, I'll sleep in the wet spot.

    20. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

    21. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

    22. Your mother's coming to stay with us again? Great!

    23. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

    24. No way, you weeded the garden last week, it's my turn.

    25. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.

    26. I understand.

    27. This movie has too much nudity.

    28. Damn, we're late for church.

    29. No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.

    30. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

    31. Oversized T-shirts are so sexy, especially on really fat chicks.

    32. Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!





    [This message has been edited by bobobi11 (edited 09-21-2001).]
     
  8. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

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  9. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    that stu pidass guy lives by my city, its a fake number.

    but holding pecker is a real guy in our phone book.

    [This message has been edited by T.T Boy (edited 09-21-2001).]
     
  10. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 0
    We have a Harry Beaver in my town. Real name.
     
  11. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
     
  12. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    nothing...you already told the bitch twice

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    ya like dages...oh! dogs!
     
  13. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    why do women wear white on they weddings?

    it goes well with the appliances.

    why did the woman cross the road?

    who cares why wasnt she in the kitchen?

    what dont women wear watches?

    the stove comes with a clock.


    sorry girls, my girl told me them , so dont get angry.
     
  14. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
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    ya like dages...oh! dogs!
     
  15. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
    Harry Butts lives across the street from my friend.
     
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