GamblersGrin Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i always have to shit in the morning at work. i can choose the tiny stall cell that makes me claustrophobic or i can choose the handicapped stall aka the handicrapper. i always choose the handicrapper. more room and my smell doesnt waft about me as much. which public restroom do you poop in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i always shit at work, so i can shit and make money at the same time, and i always use the handicrapper..more space...used the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I use the hidden one in the basement. Dropping a log next to the lobby is not so slick. (all the washrooms in this building are single toilets) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Always the handicrapper, hate the smaller ones. It seems like some douchebag always tries to force the door open on me in the smaller ones, like they can't see my fucking feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 the one that will encounter the most people.. i'm bombin, yo :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i have to pee sitting down, so the handi stall is my best friend. usually cleaner and more room to hang out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i usually go to the single ones they have at work so I can have some privacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 the handi cause it has extra room or the singles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i went to naked camp years ago as a kid and there were open out houses with multiple holes right next to each other. So you got to poop inches away from other fools. i hated it but i had to be done everynow and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 I have access to the executive single bathroom upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 We're small, only have one...But these fuckin customers are NOT allowed to use it..Tropical Breeze air freshener does well for those late nights at Jack in the Box.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by heavyLox i went to naked camp years ago as a kid and there were open out houses with multiple holes right next to each other. So you got to poop inches away from other fools. i hated it but i had to be done everynow and then. I hate to ask but what is this "naked camp" you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 it was really a naked camp, but thats what my sister called it at the time and it seemed to have stuck sdo that what i call it. It was really a quaker type hippie deal to get kids out of the city and into the country. But it did place a high value on what it called the fifth freedom, which was basically clothing is optional. So if you wanted you could do almost any thing naked, swim hike walk chill what ever. there were certain activities clothes and boots were needed and required; using tools and such, axes saws and so on. it was fun for the most part, and there was a girls camp on the other side of the lake which was fun to sneak to to get to see some naked girls. But the community poop thing was shock and so were the group showers,too. F&Wcampola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i always hold it til i get home.. Pfffffft poop rule #1: never, i mean NEVER POOP in public restrooms.. i mean i will take a special trip home for that... when i was in middle school and high school i would make my mammy come pick me up and go home(if it was bad enough) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 the one with a lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i hate public washrooms so if i dont have to use them i dont i prefer to poop in the comfort of my own home and girls washrooms are so sick. hardly ever flushed, piss on the seats etc etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Originally posted by sarahyoulose i hate public washrooms so if i dont have to use them i dont i prefer to poop in the comfort of my own home and girls washrooms are so sick. hardly ever flushed, piss on the seats etc etc... blood too huh? :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i shit behind the building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Yeah I feel comfortable shitting in not too many places. Unless it is my house or a member of my families house I won't shit anywhere. I used to just roll out of school when I would get them shit pains cus no way in fuck am I going there. Also if people make any noise while I'm shitting I flip the fuck out, ESPECIALLY if someone talks to me or calls me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 we must put a stop to the turd burglers in the yr 2004.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i usually try to wait to get home...i hate sitting in a stall (it would be the large handicrapper) and having somebody sitting 2 feet away from you taking a shit. i don't want to hear that, think about that, smell that. i will if need be but i would rather be at the crib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 i shit in my trousers let it roll down the leg and drop it in someones shoppin trolly when at work.. na not really i dont care it has to be done! so where ever does me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Hahahahahaha, I've heard stories about Farm and Wilderness camp. I've got a few friends that go there (quaker steez), they say it's wild. I hear that the beach is... interesting. And now, a description of the people I know that go to farm and wilderness camp: One of them is an overweight lesbian who dyed her armpit hair green, is into wicca, and has dreadlocks; the other is a skinny white kid with red hair who goes to catholic school and has a name belt buckle that says C-NOTE. Very crunchy granola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Once i was working at one of those buffet type deals where you have to put the food out as soon as it gets eaten, well i had to use the restroom mighty badly so i use the big one, because the small one was taken..when the inevitable happened. I heard them at first, a slight giggle, then another laugh, another voice followed by another, then the banging started, against the big crapper door, which was 5 feet away from me, so i couldnt push the door closed, i couldnt stick my foot out and hold it shut, no, i couldnt, in one single bang the entire peewee football team tears down the door to the handicapped stall and there i am, a grown ass man with little 5 year olds laughing at me, laughing at me while i take one, and since i was mid-way into this, no way i could stand up, so there i sat, as they pointed and laughed, i swear i wanted to cry, i started doign some kind of wierd mumbling, just then the guy in the small stall stands up, he flushes, and i thought yes, a grown man, an adult will save me....no, he snickered and as he left the restroom i heard this " Ha......Ha" Motherfucker. they eventually left, and one of the little bitch ass motherfuckers closed the door, he looked to be around 2 years of age, after i get done doing whatever, i go back to work, and i stand there, with a tray of food, serving the same little motherfuckers that just busted through the door and saw me taking a shit. I wonder why im so fucked up now. 181, Disfunctional Individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 that is fucking hilarious. im going to get drunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin that is fucking hilarious. im going to get drunker. so what else is new:rolleyes: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 181: That's insane, I would have been kicking those motherfuckers and flinging poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Speaking of girls restrooms: I admit it, I SIT on public toilet seats. WHY? You cant get SHIT from them. There are more germs on the door handle and the toilet handle. So all you bitches who piss on the seats cause youre 'afraid of germs'... yahll ruin it for me. Just sit goddamnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 holy fuckin jesus. people piss and moan that guys are pigs- 98% of the women's bathrooms i've been in lately have made me wanna vomit. The only clean ones that i know of are the ones at school and work, because they're constantly cleaned.. OTHERWISE, like mentioned above.. I shouldn't have to clean up another bitch's piss or shit just to sit down and use the bathroom. I sit, but I line that fuckin seat with some much toilet paper its like sittin on a pillow. :yuck: fuck all the dirty bitches that piss on the seat and leave it.. and to stay on topic-i prefer to use the handicap bathroom, but it makes me paranoid that an actual handicapped person might come in and need it, as i sit there, doing my stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 A couple of times when I've been in Philly, there's this building right on the Schuylkill River that I've shat in on multiple occasions. The only thing that keeps the bathroom stalls private is a beam that covers exactly one half of the doorway. Thats right, only one half. Pardon the pun but it is the most ridiculous shit ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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