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where the fuck

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by j3di, Jan 15, 2002.

  1. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    is my vcr remote?!?!?

    they should come with those page devices like on portable phones...fer real
  2. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    check under the cushions on the couch. mine always disappears under there
  3. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    fantabulous idea #79
    im goig to invent a helmet which you wear whilst watching tv or while your in the living room that has attatched to it 1-5 cords (like the bungee shit your mom used to use as a leash so you wouldent take off in the mall when you wer 5) and at the end of the cords you attach you vcr remote, your dvd remote, your tv remote and so on and so forth...so this type of shit doesnt happen.

    i need to patent these ideas.
  4. NATO

    NATO Guest

    good idea but the helmet would have to be made out of kevlar and have a visor. to prevent people in the room from grabing the remote of there choice pulling it and stretching the bungee then releasing it to smah into your head/face/grill. :idea:
  5. j3di

    j3di Member

    Joined: May 3, 2001 Messages: 540 Likes Received: 0
    good point...but the remotes COULD fly in any direction so your whole body could be at risk...im gunna start a prototype full body suit once i get the grant...

    high five to me for killing an already unfunny thread
  6. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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