nomadawhat Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikolaTesla/paperclips Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 1st/gangster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 This man is my new hero. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 that is the shit, my god....beer saves again alcohol, the cause of, and salution to, all of lifes problems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 awesome. just another fine example of how beer can save your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 holy shit this guy is fucking awesome, that has to be the best beer story ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Beer....now there a temporary solution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by GrimeyLife1@Jan 28 2005, 10:25 PM Beer....now there a temporary solution Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 This sounds like a sack of shit story to me. I don't care how much you piss, no one can drink 60 beers and not die of alchohol poisoning. I say it's completely fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 best fucking story, EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jan 29 2005, 02:12 AM no one can drink 60 beers and not die of alchohol poisoning. Quoted post you sir, are most definitely, incorrect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Why would he have to have peed on it? It seems like he could have saved the trouble and just poured the beer on it. Anything wet will melt snow momentarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 i don't think pouring cold beer on snow would have the same effect as taking a steamy piss on it. why are you opposing the pure awesomeness of this story!!!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 They found him four days later and he was still drunk. Its not at all that ridiculous to drink 60 beers in 96 hours. Sure, its not the best idea under normal circumstances to be drinking beer for 96 hours straight, but that makes for the best story ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 i have a friend that drank 48 beers in about..... 36 hours or so. and that's just being dumb, not life or death. also, this dude is SLOVAKIAN. something just tells me them boys can drank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Sure, it's funny, but I don't think it was the most logical thing to do. I mean, I've poured cold water on snow, and it melted. It would keep it melted long enough for him to dig his fat ass out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 But then it would just be some boring ass story about life and death. blah blah blah. But drinking 60 beers? Now it's a tall motherfuckin tale. buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzkiiiiiilllllllllll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 The awesome thing is that he avoided starvation while getting extremely inebriated and saving his own life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I have consumed more than 60 beers in the course of 96 hours before. Easily. I just didn't have to piss my way out of a fucking avalanche, therefore this man is cooler. Doubt it and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Look at the other news articles on the page it was published at. http://www.ananova.com/news/lp.html?keywords=Quirkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 this is the greatest story of survival ever. it's even better than the one where the guy sawed his own arm off when a boulder fell on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper- Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 yeah why waste beer pouring it on snow when you can get really really drunk and piss your way out? imagine telling that story to the ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsize60 Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoTeddyFinger! Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 i wonder if theres anything i can smoke my way out of... or have sex my way out of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Slovakians are hardcore. 60 beers? Jesus, he probably didn't even care if he froze to death at that point.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 it would suck to be trapped in a car, buried under snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Nekro@Jan 28 2005, 11:01 PM The awesome thing is that he avoided starvation while getting extremely inebriated and saving his own life. Quoted post it could have a nice thick dark beer, a porter or maybe a stout. Thats beer that drinks like a meal. anyone that has ever gone with a night of drinking any really thick dark beers knows what I am talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Jan 29 2005, 03:28 AM Slovakians are hardcore. 60 beers? Jesus, he probably didn't even care if he froze to death at that point.... Quoted post yeah i was gonna say..after about 20 or 30 beers i'd be crying telling my life story to the seatbelt in the seat next to me, accepting my death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 If you pour beer out of a can, you do just that, you pour it and can't really take aim the way you can while taking a piss, plus it would go farther and piss is 96 degrees, whereas that beer was probably pretty cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 ^^^^bet that beer was pretty good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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