mental invalid Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 been lazy.... what else can i say.... Free Will Astrology horoscopes for week of February 12, 2004 Aries (March 21-April 19) Happy Valentine Daze, Aries! Here's an important bulletin from poet Emily Dickinson: Until you have been in love, you cannot become yourself. I'd like you to try that revolutionary idea on for size, Aries. Do this experiment. For a given period -- say the coming week or the next ten years -- act as if the only way you can ever find out who you really are is to lose yourself in sublime yearning for a worthy partner. Assume, for the sake of argument, that one of the best strategies for becoming the unique masterpiece you were born to be is to help a person you love become the unique masterpiece he or she was meant to be. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! The Goddess of Love, Aphrodite Herself, has asked me to remind you that you have always been in love. You will always be in love. In fact, it is impossible for you not to be in love. You'd be unable to get out of bed each morning unless there were someone or something that roused your heart and stirred your imagination. So please just admit that you are alive because of love; that you are made of love. Now write a list of the ten things you love most, and devote some time in each of the next seven days to expressing your appreciation. Gemini (May 21-June 20) Happy Valentine Daze, Gemini! After careful meditation about what advice would be most likely to energize your love life, I've decided to suggest that you say your prayers while having sex with a saint in a sacred place. If you can't manage all that at once, at least try praying while doing the wild thing, or fooling around with a saint, or making out in a church or temple, or talking dirty to God. One way or another, Gemini, you should blend earthly pleasures and spiritual aspirations. Here's a quote to write on your mirror or your forearm: "I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love." - Henry Ward Beecher. Cancer (June 21-July 22) Happy Valentine Daze, Cancerian! After strenuous meditation about what advice would be most likely to heat up and deepen your love life, I've decided you need a stiff challenge. That's why I'm inviting you to have an epic showdown with your fears about love. What keeps you from stripping away your outmoded inhibitions and brazenly exploring the mysteries of attraction? What doubts prevent you from enjoying regular soul-to-soul gazes with your ancient future? Wouldn't you love to shed your psychic armor and summon the chutzpah to whisper in someone's ear, "I'm not afraid to ask for everything." Leo (July 23-August 22) Happy Valentine Daze, Leo! After careful meditation about what advice might galvanize your love life, I've decided to share a thought from Jewish mystic Lawrence Kushner. "Everyone carries with them at least one piece to someone else's puzzle," he wrote in his book, Honey from the Rock. In other words, you have in your possession certain clues to your loved ones' destinies -- secrets they haven't discovered themselves. And in my astrological opinion, it is the right time and place to hand over those clues -- to make a gift of the puzzle pieces that are most needed by the people you care about. So search your depths for insights you've never communicated. Tell truths you haven't found a way to express before now. More than you know, you have the power to mobilize your companions' dreams. Virgo (August 23-September 22) Happy Valentine Daze, Virgo! After careful meditation about what advice might purify and supercharge your love life, I'm making this suggestion: For one week, concentrate all your passion and ingenuity on learning to love yourself better. Write at least one love letter and one love poem to yourself. Treat yourself to pleasures that relax your intelligence and open your wild heart. Gaze in the mirror and whisper a flood of sweet nothings. Give yourself thoughtful, surprising gifts. And finally, propose marriage to yourself and perform a wedding ceremony in which you promise to cherish and honor yourself until the end of time. Libra (September 23-October 22) Happy Valentine Daze, Libra! I'm hereby declaring a love emergency. Right now you need love more than you need food and drink. More than that: You need to crave love with an almost crazed lyrical ferocity . . . with a reverent, burning hunger that some traditional astrologers would say Libras aren't capable of. At this pivotal moment, you've got to find a way to claim Erica Jong's subversive words as your own: "Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more." Scorpio (October 23-November 21) Happy Valentine Daze, Scorpio! Is it really love? That's always a good meditation subject for you passion addicts. Here are some guidelines. 1. "Love asks you beautiful, unanswerable questions." - Carl Sandburg. 2. "Love brings to life whatever is dead around us." - Franz Rosenzweig. 3. "Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other." - Rainer Maria Rilke. 4. "Love is the only game where two can play and both win." - Erma Freesman. 5. "Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it." - My Scorpio friend Elise. 6. "Love is like a well in the wilderness where time watches over the wandering lightning." - Pablo Neruda. Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) Happy Valentine Daze, Sagittarius! After careful meditation about what advice might beautify and elevate your love life, I've decided to offer you these insights. 1. "We are not the same person this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person." - W. Somerset Maugham. 2. "People often start by falling in love, and they go on for years without realizing that love must change into some other love which is unlike the original." - Iris Murdoch. 3. "Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new." - Ursula K. Le Guin. 4. "A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day." - Andre Maurois. Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Happy Valentine Daze, Capricorn! After careful meditation about what advice might fertilize your love life, I've decided to alert you to two practical principles. The first comes to you courtesy of philosopher Rollo May: "We receive love roughly in proportion to our capacity to love." In other words: To be adored more, adore more. Your second utilitarian theorem was immortalized by the character Dicky Fox in the movie "Jerry Maguire." "If you don't love everybody," he said, "you can't sell anybody." In other words: Your most effective strategy for getting what you want is to feel tender affection for the whole world. Aquarius (January 20- February 18) Happy Valentine Daze, Aquarius! After careful meditation about how I might help you perfect your love life, I've decided that all you need is my authorization to be more mercurial and improvisational. So here's a Turkish proverb for you to try on for size: "To prepare for love, learn to run through snow, leaving no footprints." Next, see how much fun you can stir up by taking to heart this Italian proverb: "Love rules without rules." Finally, Aquarius, experiment with this advice from motivational author, Sark: "Love imperfectly. Be a love idiot. Let yourself forget any love ideal." Pisces (February 19-March 20) Happy Valentine Daze, Pisces! After careful meditation about what advice might enrich your love life, I've decided you need a more joyously rowdy and rambunctious approach to togetherness. Consider the possibility of making love with funny hats on while watching "The Simpsons," or shaving each other in the bathtub while singing tunes from Broadway musicals, or getting naked at the breakfast table and trying to throw Cheerios in each other's mouths while an instructional CD in how to speak Esperanto plays in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 love emergency? looks like I need to bust out the charisma this weekend. I'm sure it'll be difficult with all those heart-broken, single, no valentine date having, sad girls drinking their discontent away in a dingy bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 play on playa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest WebsterUno Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Ill be like LL Cool J this weekend...I need love woop woop...its baaack! raise the roof...raise the roof... http://www.operationinterstellar.com/pics/Promo20020520/Promo20020520-Thumbnails/8.jpg'> http://www.eebmore.com/jpeg_posts/DSCN1320.JPG'> http://www.themeparkreview.com/ca2002/ca02_20.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afraidoflife Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 I've been lost without you Roe.. err.. Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 what up ya bastards! top five? eh? eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 ZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 I've decided to suggest that you say your prayers while having sex with a saint in a sacred place. If you can't manage all that at once, at least try praying while doing the wild thing, or fooling around with a saint, or making out in a church or temple, or talking dirty to God. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/tadanori_yoko/YokooPhoto.jpg'> "I AM AWESOME" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Dude. roe. Check out my email exchange! From : Helen Thomas <hthomas@hearstdc.com> Sent : Friday, February 13, 2004 3:16 PM To : "................." <...................@hotmail.com> Subject : Re: this morning's gaggle thanks for those kind words-helent ----- Original Message ----- From: "............." <.................@hotmail.com> To: <hthomas@hearstdc.com> Sent: Friday, February 13, 2004 3:29 PM Subject: re: this morning's gaggle > Ms. Thomas - > > Thank you! Thank you for asking the tough questions and not allowing > McClellan to wriggle his way out of an answer. You are a HUGE asset to this > country's media. I and others appreciate all the work you have done and > will continue to do. > > Thank you again. > > ..... ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 "I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love." - Henry Ward Beecher. well, i know how to love, and part of that is being honest, and honestly, worshipping anything is kinda stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 talk dirty to god??? talk dirty to god? wtf? like, "dear lord, i want to stick my finger in your asshole"? or like, "swallow it all you dirty bitch"? i dunno, i don't think god would really appreciate it, but if you say so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 that was the worst horoscope of mine that i've ever read. disappointing, i usually like these...now where's kilo and his other horoscope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 17, 2004 Author Share Posted February 17, 2004 bobbo-sorry i didnt get back to you, but i need added info, who is she? and what was she doing to that schelp spokesperson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Who is she? roe, I'm disappointed. She's covered every president since Eisenhower - the woman is amazing. http://www.harrywalker.com/speakers_templa...cfm?Spea_ID=222 http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Thomas_Helen.jpg'> Helen Thomas Former UPI White House Correspondent; Columnist, Hearst Newspapers Helen Thomas, a Hearst Newspapers columnist, who served for 57 years as a correspondent for United Press International and White House bureau chief, was born in Winchester, Kentucky. She was raised in Detroit, Michigan where she attended public school and later graduated from Wayne State University. Upon leaving college, she served as a copy girl for the old, now defunct Washington Daily News. In 1943, Ms. Thomas joined United Press International and the Washington Press Corps. She left UPI in May 2000 and joined Hearst Corporation as a columnist writing on the White House and other national affairs. For twelve years Ms. Thomas wrote radio news for UPI, her work day beginning at 5:30 AM. Eventually she covered the news of the Federal Government, including Justice, the FBI, HEW and Capitol Hill. In November, 1960, Ms. Thomas began covering then President-elect John F. Kennedy, following him to the White House in January, 1961 as a member of the UPI team, then headed by the late Merriman Smith. It was during this first White House assignment that Helen Thomas began closing Presidential press conferences with "Thank you, Mr. President," a custom that continued. In September, 1971, Pat Nixon scooped Helen Thomas by announcing her engagement to Associated Press' retiring White House correspondent, Douglas B. Cornell, at a White House party hosted by then President Nixon in honor of Cornell. Ms. Thomas was the only print journalist traveling with then President Nixon to China during his break-through trip in January 1972. Since then, she went to China with then Secretary of State Henry Kissinger and Presidents Ford, Reagan and Bush. She has the distinction of having traveled around the world several times with Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, and Clinton, during the course of which she covered every Economic Summit. In a natural follow-up to her national bestseller, Front Row at the White House, the dean of the White House press corps presents a vivid and personal presidential chronicle, Thanks for the Memories, Mr. President. Helen Thomas has covered an unprecedented nine presidential administrations, endearing herself with her trademark "Thank you, Mr. President," at the conclusion of White House press conferences. Thomas has amassed many wonderful tales about her personal interactions with and observations of the presidents and their families. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 17, 2004 Author Share Posted February 17, 2004 *hangs head in shame* so what was it that you referenced? is there a transcript? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 10 things i love. cold nights ultra fine point sharpies 311 king vitamin cereal colombian cooking any form of alchohol my family marines female dress uniform <3 beanies meeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Originally posted by mental invalid *hangs head in shame* so what was it that you referenced? is there a transcript? http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/..._08.html#002555 Check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 oh yeah, that grilling...shit is so funny, now if only they can be like that when the issues really matter... jon stewarts spin on it was funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 ...oh yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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