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when i'm god...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jan 14, 2002.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    when im god, im going to make it so every female is born with a lower back tattoo.

    to avoid the possability of fat ugly girls with really big tattoos, like a giant tank or something, im also going to make all women be beautiful from now on.

    thats all.
     
  2. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    but they have to be beautiful werks of art, not just some wack butterfly or a copied tribal. that shit is white trash.
    but what i really love on the women, is half sleeves full of color.
     
  3. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    dude, of course not. the tattoos will be as fresh as the girls.
     
  4. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    and they have to have the little point on the bottom that dips down the the cute little ass crack just a little bit.
     
  5. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    yeah dude, totally. and they're gonna have fresh breasts as well. the tattoos will all be different and individual, but they will all be fresh as hell.

    oh, i should also point out that not a single tattoo will be of an indian (especially if its a white girl) or a cartoon character.
     
  6. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    Hell, my girl has a lower back piece. I can dig it. I'm really trying to keep her away from the needle though. It's a big stuggle with us. I get tattooed all the time, and she keeps giving me shit 'cause I won't let her get another one.
    See, the way I look at it, is- I got a nasty, bumpy, hairy fleshpiece covering my bones...why not color it in? She has a perfect body with perfect skin. No, really. She does. Flawless. She wants all these random little tats on her, you've all seen that girl..one on the lower back, one on the shoulder, one on the hip, one on the ankle, one on the.......
    I'm trying to convince her that a Half-sleeve would be the way to go if she wants more ink....I'm also trying to convince her to let me do it. I think she's coming around.
     
  7. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    haha. i knew this guy in high school that got drunk and got a tattoo of a dream catcher on his arm.. hahaha. so everytime i see one hanging up on the mirror of a white trash car amongst all the fast food trash on the dash, i think of how stupid a dreamcatcher would be as a tattoo.
     
  8. Just give em nice feet. It's a must. Beer,

    El Mamerro





    PS: AND HOT TITS!!!!
     
  9. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ....but how will we be able to gauge beauty without having ugly?....r
     
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    if you give me a magazine with a 100 beautiful women in it, trust me, i'll know they're all beautiful.

    besides, im not gonna change guys, they will still be ugly as ever.
     
  11. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...oh i see, so this is going from this point on...so basically we will have an archetype in our heads of ugly is thus we will also worship seeking and the beautiful girls he has created for the race of man...see cause thats what i was saying, i wouldnt know winnona's beauty if i couldnt also have large marge bagging my groceries...ya dig...ya need one to have the other, unless ofcourse you plant that in our heads somehow...either way ill take one winonna please...r
     
  12. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    seeking would be god and we would all worship him for the mass amounts of beauty that he created and the devil would be your large marge and every body would know that she is evil because she is the antithesis of seeking and his nymphs.
     
  13. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
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  14. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    hey now, i dont want to be worshipped, i just want more hot girls with lower back tattoos. its not about me, its about them. worship them.
     
  15. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
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