ETHREADZNY Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 this is for the love ones, to know what songs to play for me at my funeral . otis redding- Ive been loving you to long. roberta flack- killing me softly rolling stones-going home berlin-take my breath away bad company-bad company what about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 nationwide rip ryders. and thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted November 25, 2002 Author Share Posted November 25, 2002 oh yeah, here is some fun things people can do to get my party started.. Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral... Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo. Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it. Ask the widow to give you a kiss. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow. Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased. Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over. Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them. Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp. Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you. Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts. Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss. Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit. If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint. At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose. Get someone to call you on your cell phone during ceremony and pretend your talking to the deceased person. Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin. Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried. Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes. Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased. Write "Best before last week" on the top of the coffin when nobody is looking. Accidentally sneeze on the deceased, and literally wipe the smile off his face. If its a woman, spread her legs and write "Dying for a Shag" on the side of the coffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest old_woman Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 mine is gonan be that NSYNC song, bye bye bye is that what you wanted to hear ETHREADZNY mister cyber cool cyber awesome threadstarter of ht ewekk?? bitch motherfucker titihater nigga suck fuck fuckerbitch niggaz know u oussy life ass shit fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Misery loves Company by PAC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 s e a r c h Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tucksoe Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 you are fucking stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted November 25, 2002 Author Share Posted November 25, 2002 ^I guess that makes me a jackass, oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 What's wrong with being a jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Wiggum Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 ETHREADZNY... you're all good in my book. You just need to stop making so many new threads and start reading what's already here. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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