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When all else fails, ask channel zero

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Raw fish, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. Raw fish

    Raw fish Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2000 Messages: 868 Likes Received: 2
    Since I havent come up with any good answers asking real live people, I might as well ask here...

    Is there a prefered method for picking up waitresses at a bar? Surely they must get hit on all the time, asked out frequently and so forth... is there a way to NOT be that guy??
  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 130
    Eat her asshole like a casserole
  3. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    pinch her ass when she's not looking.
  4. rushawn wuan

    rushawn wuan Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2006 Messages: 6,279 Likes Received: 205
    if you go there often just start talking to her, but just be nice. dont give her any hints. later on when ur cool with her pop the question and invite her somewhere.

    or just tell her straight up in a respectfull way that you are attracted to her and would like to take her out sometime.
  5. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Then say "Am I in a bar or a bakery? Because those buns are freeeeeeeeeeesh."

    It's all about chivalry.
  6. bokals..

    bokals.. Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2006 Messages: 2,094 Likes Received: 0
  7. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 130
    on a more serious note, no there isnt any way to pull the pretty waitress girl. you need lots of money. or be a super mack.

    im not familiar with your mack abilities, but i hope for only the best in your endeavor.
  8. JungleGreen78

    JungleGreen78 Member

    Joined: Apr 29, 2005 Messages: 337 Likes Received: 5
    PEE IN HER POOTER........
  9. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    This is foreign territory for me. I try to leave them alone. The only waitresses I flirt with are the ones I've known for a long time, or know outside of work.

    To me, it looks very sleazebaggy, trying to pick up a waitress. That's just me, though, and more power to you, b.
  10. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 6, 2006 Messages: 12,962 Likes Received: 690
    give her a $100 tip, and say there is more where that came from, so why dont you reach in my pocket and get some......

    but you will have a hole in your pocket and you dick through it for her to grab

    works everytime
  11. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,836 Likes Received: 93

    get a job there thats the only way. I have done it i play drums in bars with bands all the time i sit and talk to and take home female bartenders all the time. by you working there you have established common ground
  12. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    just ask to be seated at her station, and at the end of your meal ask for her number and if you could take her out sometime..

    or.. leave your number and a tip..and a lil note if you're really shy.. i dunno
  13. this made me think of all of you creeps

  14. oh, and, just cuz a chick might get hit on alot doesnt mean she will turn down a guy she thinks is cool and attractive.

    so, just be confident and ask her out. im sure that is the best move, as opposed to trying to spit some gay-m and beating around the bush. im sure she's sick of that shit. if she's into you she will say yes.
  15. viperface

    viperface Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2006 Messages: 4,153 Likes Received: 166