shameless self promotion Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Im drunk, bear with me.. Why is it everytime I meet someone from Boston theres: A. Alot of shit talking B. Alot of slurred speech C. A fight. D. ALL OF THE ABOVE. (CORRECT ANSWER: D ) Made the mistake of going to a college bar/club in my area tonight.:shakehead: While there a couple friends/roomates and I were standing up at the bar, getting drinks and this shit ton of girls roll in the door. Now were surrounded by a bunch of screaming sorority bitches on their "senior" bar crawl. Immediatley we get hit up for drinks.."Its OUR senior bar crawl..".."You have to buy us a drink, come on!!"..most of them were falling out of their chairs or holding on to one another not to fall over. OUT OF NOWHERE this guy comes flying in all short yelling "WHY DONT YOU GET THEM A DRINK??" I tell the guy nicely that we got limited funds and they seem to be just fine without one. Guy litereally wigs the fuck out, saying some shit about how in BAAAWSTON, that shit wouldnt fly. One of my friends informed him he wasnt in BAWWWSTON, and the next thing I know Im on my ass next to the bar. Mother fucker punched me IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD?! I look around and realize the guys layin next to me on top of one of sorority bitches. Im proud to say that watching ultimate fighting paid off when I put my new BAWWWSTON friend in an armbar while my buddies got a few kicks in before the bouncer got over to us. Best parts of the story are: Dude from boston screamed like a little pussy when I got ahold of him. Dude ran over two girls to get to me, when he landed on the one, he crushed her face into the metal foot rail surrounding the bottom of the bar. The girl lost one tooth and had another chipped pretty bad. :D So this is my third or fourth run in with a kid from boston whom there has been a fight with. Its a 100% fight scenerio.. A roomate of mine in college was from Boston and would get drunk and act like a douche bag so badly that everyone I knew would just stay away from him cause you knew you would be dragged into a fight over some petty shit. yeah. Theres drama for you. Im drunk and got diarhhea mouth.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 everyone's dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 You should try being in Boston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 fawk you d00d. Boston is whicked pissa. I'll fight you if you think otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 sounds like a wild night..super awesome that the chick lost a tooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 becuase we are bitter and have to deal with cold weather and shitty sports teams *and streets and highways that make no sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I saw Goodwill Hunting, I know what's up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 the guy probly kicked your ass just admit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 YOU KNOW, I NEVER HEAR ANYONE SAY "PISSA" EVER. I BELIEVE THAT COMMON WORD TO BE A MYTH TO BOSTON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I only hear people say "pissah" in southie. Thats the only place that word exists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 They should quarantine southie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 haha bawwwwston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shameless self promotion Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 the guy probly kicked your ass just admit it I think it would have been a good fight if the guy waited until there wasnt girls he had to run through and didnt hit me in the back of the head. Now I got a big knob back there, and I didnt even get to punch the guy in the face. At least I got a good story out of it. Btw: Why you riding my dick?:confused: No homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 your description basically sums up me and everybody from boston. The mention of the roomie from boston who everyone avoided because they were drunk and picked fights and were rude: thats me to a (circle) T!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 super awesome that the chick lost a tooth. funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 khed bostons wicked fuckin pissah guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I think it would have been a good fight if the guy waited until there wasnt girls he had to run through and didnt hit me in the back of the head. Now I got a big knob back there, and I didnt even get to punch the guy in the face. At least I got a good story out of it. Btw: Why you riding my dick?:confused: No homo. okay klitschko, great so you got banged out by some clown and a bunch a broads and didnt even get a shot in? watch out for this guy in a dark alley.. not really sure where the dick riding reference came from still scratching my head over that ....but it looked cool when you said it and the smiley was cute too...get em outta here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 ^^^quit hating on the thread, hater! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 ^^^quit hatin on boston, hater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 BOSTON! :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 id like some chawdaaaa pleaaase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 HARDLY ANYONE IN BOSTON TALKS WITH A "BOSTON ACCENT". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 nah Kr430n5_666 people do.. you just dont notice it after a while unless its hella thick... least thats what i believes.... my little sister has a serious boston accent, but shes one of the only people i actually notice it on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 YEAH, PERHAPS. I FIND IT MORE COMMON IN THE MANUAL LABOR WORKING FORCE THAN ANYTHING. HEARING A BUNCH OF BOSTON CONSTRUCTION WORKERS TALKING SHIT OVER CAN BE AMUSING. THE PEOPLE I KNOW FROM BOSTON DON'T HAVE ACCENTS, BUT THAT IS PROBABLY A WHOLE OTHER ISSUE. I HAD ONE WHEN I WAS MUCH YOUNGER, BUT IT FADED. I BELIEVE IT FADED WHEN I REALIZED HOW STUPID IT SOUNDS. I RECENTLY FOUND AN AUDIO TAPE OF ME AND A FRIEND TALKING THAT I RECORDED WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE...I SOUNDED LIKE AN ASSHOLE. HAIL MARY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 The whole Northeast likes to get drunk and start beefs...it's a way of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 whoa makros is from boston? i thought it was from a remote location somewhere in the baltic sea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Yah n ahfter dat we can eat hat dags on the ruf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 i found out there really is a place called Harvard Yard and you really can park there. wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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