RumPuncher Posted November 28, 2002 Share Posted November 28, 2002 So I was at this restaurant's grand opening last night. The place was super nice, and the drink tickets very coming very fast. So after a few too many Mojitos, I bump into this old fling. We had hooked it up in the past, and it started off like it would happen again, then she goes and says, "This wouldn't work out, you're just too innocent for me". Ouch! If she had said you're too drunk-fat-ugly-stupid-rude-smelly-sleazy-old-dirty-whatever, it would be completely different... but too Innocent? What's that supposed to mean? Damn that girl must be a trick, glad It didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 "too innocent".......that shit sounds all too familiar to me....haha.Jesus Christ........She has probably been around more blocks than city cops.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 it means shes a dirty scumbag whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 thats when the words "bitch!" shoulda came out your mouth. kinda like the "nigga please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 That's what puzzles me... I'm far from innocent. Maybe I'm just not corrupted and bitter. but yeah... hootchie.... avoid that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 She was Jenna Jameson...if you didnt recignised her, then you are innocent and need to plead guilty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract then you are innocent and need to plead guilty wha? I think you need some sleep man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 ..djtdy ygd gd ied gduygd ....plead GUILTY for being so INNOCENT to not RECOGNISE Jenna.... My jokes are like modern art, when its explained its fuckin lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 once again... get some sleep. (It's not that I didn't get the joke, I just gave it a big :rolleyes: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.azone.org/nick/OlDirtyTesser/zesto.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 awwww... damn. I'm humbled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 No retreat, No surrender:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.pra.org/directory/bumblebee.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/greek_diss.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.pra.org/directory/barnet-1.jpg'> =--=4>$)_++++WRITE A BO0K>>>_===== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.azone.org/nick/OlDirtyTesser/zesto2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 Now I surrender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.azone.org/nick/OlDirtyTesser/zesto3.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.pra.org/directory/as18a.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/sheep-400.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/chretien.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 reach back like a pimp and slap the hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 beauty mamerro! that's perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 I've been called innocent couple times...but i really am..so hence the innocent thing..yeah. eh that's weird a girl would say that to you if you aren't. and it's just weird altogether. argh. i'm tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUMB WRESTL Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 too innocent! hahahahaha, that's weak! that means she doesn't think you got it in you, to put it on her! hahaha man o man, i'd rather be called gay! hahaha jk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 29, 2002 Author Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by THUMB WRESTL too innocent! hahahahaha, that's weak! that means she doesn't think you got it in you, to put it on her! but I've already been there in the past and there were no complaints. I just think she's gone phycho. oh well... I'll go meet another one tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 The more crazy they are the better they fuck...and later hide in your bushes to watch you sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 http://www.pra.org/directory/aw-95.jpg'> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by THUMB WRESTL man o man, i'd rather be called gay! hahaha id rather be called innocent than gay....fucken flamersi hate'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 This thread is hilarious! I say you get with her and pull some Rocco moves. Or hook me up, and we'll double team her. After, we can piss on her while she tells us her age, and then she'll reconsider what she said about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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