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i too picked OMGLoLOZORZZ whatever. Its sad how the internet was initially meant (when it went public, at least) to be a means of spreading information. Now its porn, viruses, copyright infringement of a myriad of products, ethugs, LoLzErZ, "hackers", fucking blogs/journals everywhere, and boogie hands.

 

I've pretty much banned tv as a medium for recieving information, the newspaper being the first of many bans, and now i think the internet will too become limited in my personal use. This site and a couple others, email included, is pretty much all that my screen touches. And the very gay, but inspiring, Digikitten.com.

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You know when you're addicted to the internet when..

 

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

 

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

 

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

 

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

 

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

 

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

 

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

 

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

 

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

 

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

 

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

 

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

 

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

 

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

 

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

 

16. You have internet_in your bathroom.

 

18. _You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

 

17. You name your dog DotCom.

 

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Originally posted by 26SidedCube

All girls you will ever meet on here will be fat.

 

not always true.

I met one girl who wasn't fat... she was tall!

She was like 6'4 without any exageration.

I'm 5'11 and she was WAY taller than me.

Plus she moved a bit like a gazelle. It was funny.

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