PoutyDuck Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I thought this would be fun. 1. A dead ladybug in my salad at a local restaurant. No replacement salad was given to me. 2. I bought a footlong Subway sandwich. Took it home, opened it up, and there was a black pube sticking out of it. I almost puked. Feel free to share! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Hair in a burger at this one burger joint. Mold in the apple juice I bought at the market. I swear the mold looked life-like. It was that "organic" apple juice that wasn't from concentrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 http://www.cuckoo.com/daniel/pictures/albums/creamcheese/aab.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoutyDuck Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by TheoHuxtable Hair in a burger at this one burger joint. Mold in the apple juice I bought at the market. I swear the mold looked life-like. It was that "organic" apple juice that wasn't from concentrate. A friend of mine had an unopened bottle of Lemon Lime Gatorade that I swear some factory worker shot their wad in. He never sent it back, just kept it in his living room on display. It is quite the conversation piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 mushrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 i ate a massive cockroach which had crawled onto my sausage roll while i wasnt looking. tasted fucking disgusting. the crunch was quite nice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 pubez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 single hairs are bad, eggshell is bad too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/d-design/BOOK3.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 i haven't found anything, but i could only imagine the shit thats been put in my food over the years. eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I'm sure i don't know what you mean. CW/virgin :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurderSluts Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 maggots.....fuckin maggots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 maggot eggs/moving critters inside a nestle crunch bar, i got a 1/4 way through before i noticed. cant eat those ever since. i also had some maggots in a taco from taco bell but i didnt eat that luckily. i imagine people probably eat all kind of gross stuff we dont know about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I was once so craved for milk I chugged a good 1/3 of a pint bottle before I realized how rotten it was and spat out/puked hard bluish chunks of fungus right in the middle of the cafeteria. It rocked. Th other day I dumped some ramen in the boiling water and noticed a little moth larva wriggling out of its cocoon among the noodles. I promptly scooped it out, checked for more, and resumed boiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I used to work in a deli, and if your not aware there's an unspoken rule to be really curtious to the people serving you. When ever we had an impatient customer, or someone who pissed off a worker we always managed to give them a little something extra (pubes,scraping from shoe,spit,snot etc) with their sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 when i was younger i remember eating some left over chinese food. later on i found out there were cockroaches in it. yea i'm okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 ha, so ever since i was little i've loved chocolate. and i liked whipped cream, obviously. so my mum one day was like " Look! they put chocolate chips in cool whip!" So i got all excited and got up and ran over by her. From far, it really did look like chocolate chips. as i got closer, i saw the chocolate chips were actually mold spots. my mom heckled away. she is a sly one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Found a spider in the middle of the fig in a trail mix I bought once. I've found pubes in my salad before. Twice I ordered chicked fried rice from this Chinese joint and had a huge green fruit fly spring out of the box when I opened it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 FINGER NAIL IN MY SALAD ONCE... when i was a kid, my friends dad SAW a guy making his ice cream cone at a icecream parlor put a booger in his icecream.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 This thread is one helluva appetite surpressant. Remember Quaker cereal? Quaker oats I think. Shit was goood... I was about 5 or 6 and I was really fucking hungry. My grandparents always kept the house stocked full of cereal, so I began to chow on a bowl of Quaker Oats goodness. I noticed that the cereal tasted a little off, and upon looking into the bowl, I thought I noticed a couple sets of wings. My grandfather, the retarded asshole he is, didn't believe me (nor did he give a satisfactory glance when I asked him to check.) So I kept eating. I get through about half the bowl, and my aunt (only about 3-4 years older than me) comes and checks out my cereal. She affirms that there are indeed many small insects in my cereal. I threw the rest out. God Bless being a little kid and not realizing just how gross that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Ive found a finger nail once at dominos.....Shit was horrible....We started yelling at the person behind the counter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 my bro got a tooth once. i drank juice that was almost a paste because it was so old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N This thread is one helluva appetite surpressant. Remember Quaker cereal? Quaker oats I think. Shit was goood... I was about 5 or 6 and I was really fucking hungry. My grandparents always kept the house stocked full of cereal, so I began to chow on a bowl of Quaker Oats goodness. I noticed that the cereal tasted a little off, and upon looking into the bowl, I thought I noticed a couple sets of wings. My grandfather, the retarded asshole he is, didn't believe me (nor did he give a satisfactory glance when I asked him to check.) So I kept eating. I get through about half the bowl, and my aunt (only about 3-4 years older than me) comes and checks out my cereal. She affirms that there are indeed many small insects in my cereal. I threw the rest out. God Bless being a little kid and not realizing just how gross that was. This reminds me of about 7 or 8 years back when I was still living with my parents. All of a sudden we started seeing these little bugs that were about the size of a small ant, maybe smaller, in our cereal. Soon, these bugs took over the whole cabinet and counter top and they were literally all over the place whereever there was food. Turns out these bugs are some sort of grain or wheat pest that are common in supermarkets and you can take home one or two of them when you buy a box of cereal without knowing it. Nothing is more gross than pouring a bowl of cereal and milk and all of a sudden 20-30 little bugs float their way to the top, squirming around. I used to spread the cereal out on a paper towel and pick them off if I was really hungry. This went on for over a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 once i ordered a draft beer, began to drink it and it was an odd consistency.... so i looked in the glass and to this day i still don't know what the fuck was in my glass but it was like a layer of fucking thick slimy shit (i know what your thinking but it definalty was not cum..it was some odd ass greenish/grayish color). i still get queasy thinking about that shit. blahhh... i've had the occasianal friut with a bug in it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by nomadawhat once i ordered a draft beer, began to drink it and it was an odd consistency.... so i looked in the glass and to this day i still don't know what the fuck was in my glass but it was like a layer of fucking thick slimy shit (i know what your thinking but it definalty was not cum..it was some odd ass greenish/grayish color). i still get queasy thinking about that shit. blahhh... i've had the occasianal friut with a bug in it too. the lines"tubes" that carry the draft beer to the spout were dirty.. when you dont clean those lines out they build up the exact same thing you described.. sounds like you had a clump of that goo come out in your glass.. simpley gross my friend:yum: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 I don't think I've really found anything gross before. But one time I was making waffles and I reached for the maple syrup, and it was full of dead ants. The whole thing. It was disgusting. I didn't eat the rest of the day. I'm glad I noticed it before I poured it all over my waffles. Someone left the bottle opened and they crawled in through that little hole. Great Thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyLazy Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 The occasional nat here and there is enough to gross me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 yo crazy: its Gnat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 yo baby: it's G-UnIt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Heh.... I was just talking with a friend of mine about something like this.... Let's see... grossest things.... a bandaid in my soup one time in elementary school. Yes it was bloody. A fly at the BOTTOM of my milk carton. Luckily I didn't drink the fly. I grew up a little ghetto bastard and I remember how one time I was eating a bowl of cereal and saw a cockroach on the counter.... so I nonchalantly smash the cockroach with the bottom of my cereal bowl and continue eating.... Oh and I bit into a piece of chicken wire when eating some packaged chicken one time. I could tell you quite a few gross stories and other peoples stories about some of the factories I've worked in. This kind of stuff makes me want to homestead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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