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What's the deal with kayakers

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Oi Vei, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. Oi Vei

    Oi Vei Member

    Joined: Jan 13, 2005 Messages: 567 Likes Received: 4
    What's up with that?
  2. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    I dont know but this reminds me of my hideous heartburn i get damn near everyday.

    Does anyone got any tips on this shit or do i need to go to the doctor and get some of the expensive shit?
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    you need a quadrupal bypass. go see dr nick riviera
  4. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    "..I've been outbreak-free for over a year......."

  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
  6. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    serious answer.

    sluts get herpes.
    people want to fuck sluts.
    people have herpes.
    people want to fuck sluts because they look good. (and, well, they're slutty).
    they look good cause they're in shape
    they're in shape cause they kayake (sp?)
  7. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe.
  8. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    The kayakers symbolize the disease.

    Herpes comes and goes, but youll always have it. When it reappears it can be mild to really bad.

    Now the water symbolizes herpes, and since water can go from rough to calm to anywhere in between in closely relates to herpes.

    And people have to deal with that.
  9. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    I often want herpes when I see those commercials, so I can get herpes medication which will allow me to have the fun those people are having.

    I sure as fuck don't get to go rock climbing or kayaking without herpes. They're trying to tell me something.

    KING BLING Guest

    The kayak has herpes now
  11. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    hahaha there should be loggers or truck drivers in birth control pill commercials. (gruff voice) "here ya go miss"

    anyone remember the fake tampon commercial on snl, that was great
  12. vptonbing

    vptonbing Member

    Joined: Apr 26, 2004 Messages: 690 Likes Received: 1
    i dont know but i like to go for walks after I take Aleve

    Thanks aleve

    GREENOJOS Member

    Joined: Dec 16, 2003 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0
    HERPS, its whats for dinner.
  14. someone

    someone Member

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  15. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 683