Jake Stevens Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 this mate of mine was asked to a prom thing by some boy..she now wants some excuse to drop him.. any ideas be as harsh as yous like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 6 simple words.... "I'm not gay, but I'll learn" [no homo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 - she should tell him that hes too tall/short for her - her parents wont let her go with him - hes too ugly - she dont like his hair cut - i have no fucking clue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 just be like "yo, remember when you asked me to the prom the other day" "Well, FUCK THAT" And walk away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 -her grandmother died. -she died. -she needs to vacuum. -she doesnt feel like wasting all the hot water while scrubbing herself clean after he touched her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 How about, "I cant afford to go the prom" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> 6 simple words.... "I'm not gay, but I'll learn" [no homo] :lol: awesome. Other's: -I have a bad case of crabs..and i think their spreading. -Im fine with going with you, but im not going to fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 tell her just to say that she dont shave her armpits or legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 she doesnt feel like wasting all the hot water while scrubbing herself clean after he touched her. think boxcars could have a winner! they all good keep them comin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 some poor young mans heart is about to get broken. but oh well it happens to everyone right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 she should just say fuck off jack ass i don't want to go with you.end of story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 na he is a fool and the girl said yeah then went of and realised what she did.. he is a complete arsehole and has a busted eye from a match at the weekend.. dunno who did it! :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Just for the record, this whole situation could have been avoided very easily... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 this reminds me of the Simpsons when they have to write a letter and homer keeps saying "p.s im am gay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by one na he is a fool and the girl said yeah then went of and realised what she did.. he is a complete arsehole and has a busted eye from a match at the weekend.. dunno who did it! :innocent: ..what the fuck did grammar and punctuation ever do to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 - he dont break 'nuff bread. - she has to build a cardboard fortress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube ..what the fuck did grammar and punctuation ever do to you? amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 one, it's quite simple. "you're a bleedin nacker, get away from me you muppet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan she should just say fuck off jack ass i don't want to go with you.end of story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 pidagurpidagle says hello Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "fuck off" and a dirty face usually gets all the fat bitches off my nuts durring school dances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 why don't you suggest to your mate that she tell him the reason she doesn't want to go, instead of make up a lie. also, put something in the title about the thread subject next time, that's what it's for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVisualAssault Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 prom? What tha fuck it's the end of August....Why does your friend have prom so late in the year.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted August 25, 2004 Author Share Posted August 25, 2004 well we call it the "debutants ball" or the debs.. i put prom up cause i doubted that any of yous would have known what it was.. ABC your the winner you know the way it should be told.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Tell her to tell him that she has a tail!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars -her grandmother died. -she died. -she needs to vacuum. -she doesnt feel like wasting all the hot water while scrubbing herself clean after he touched her. DING DING DING! i think any one of these would work well. The wasting of hot water one got me laughing pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 "Im washing my hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIZZaBcfly Posted August 25, 2004 Share Posted August 25, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC one, it's quite simple. "you're a bleedin nacker, get away from me you muppet" hahaha jaysus that's mint....someone give that man a bag a taytos:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 abc, im sure you like ol' girl here^^ but she is fucking worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 well if your friend wants to go with someone else, tell them that. if she wants to go alone or dont want to go, tell them that. if she straight up doesnt like the person... tell them that. or dont. just say no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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