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WHATS BETTER THEN CRACKING YOUR NUCKLES WHILE JERKING OFF?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SaracasticH, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. SaracasticH

    SaracasticH Banned

    Joined: Dec 20, 2003 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
  2. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    "No it doesnt say die Bart die, its german, it means 'the Bart, the'"
    "Ahh no one who speaks german can be an evil man."
     
  3. comdek

    comdek Guest

    Ball sweat smells like vinegar.
     
  4. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    http://monni.homeip.net/kuvat/wappu02/51_and_nobody_cares_for_me.jpg'>

    Discuss.
     
  5. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    You've got problems. My balls always seemed
    to smell like peroxide after gym class or skating...
    it's been a while since I checked the meter, tho.

    ..what's better than cracking your knuckles
    while jerking off? Crackin up. When soemthing
    hilarious happens in a porno and you can't help
    but laugh... then you put yourself outside of the
    situation as to what you actually look like at that
    point... yeah... who's got problems?
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  7. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    the Bart the.
    Is what it is.
     
  8. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    inserting a thermometer into your urethra until the entire length is engulfed, then smashing it
     
  9. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    Watching in glee as the moderators finally ban SarcasticH.
     
  10. S@T@N

    S@T@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0

    how about right after you bust, and everything that was absolutely
    ridiculous about the porn catches up with you and you can't ignore it
    anymore... so you start busting out laughing. like you would've been
    laughing at it the whole time if you weren't so damn... busy.
     
  11. Mr. Whoppie

    Mr. Whoppie New Jack

    Joined: Mar 16, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    when you let out a string of farts you've been holding in for 3 hours, then you feel the warmth rushing through your pants.....
     
  12. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Hahahaahaa ahahahahahaaaaa
     
  13. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 429
    http://www.alliedforce.org/worldrecord.jpg'>


    try that one on your sack.
     
  14. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    u have entirely too much time on ur hands........this thread is gonna get SHUT DOWN.........
     
  15. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    damn, i would like to say
    put ya ass on his dick, put ya hand on ya clit, ask him if he likes that shit....
     
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