Abracadabra Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 that's right, nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 No sir......there is one thing better.... ...the Mcdonalds breakfast afterwards sausage mcmuffin, hash brown, apple juice done and done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 what kind of retard gets up early enough for mcdonalds breakfast? my breakfast was a piece of yesterday's kfc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 i'm gonna go with the nice gigantic plate of : homefries biscuits & gravy eggs. yes sir fuck.yo.couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 the mcdonalds breakfast is real good after a night of drinking-- however its usually at 5am right before i turn myself in... the shit the next morning is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 No...the second dump of the morning is definitely better. the first one is just a warm up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Tha piss I take after bustin nuts is like 100 times better than the bud mud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Some mod changed the title of this thread didn't they? No? We're really talking about dumping after a night of drinking? Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Mar 30 2006, 06:31 PM what kind of retard gets up early enough for mcdonalds breakfast? my breakfast was a piece of yesterday's kfc Quoted post you don't have to get up early....not when you have a breezie who brings it to your house oooooooo...zing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebineezer Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 after drinking pints of guinness its like youre puking black tar out of your hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by MAGS156@Mar 30 2006, 01:39 PM Tha piss I take after bustin nuts is like 100 times better than the bud mud Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by LENS+Mar 31 2006, 04:42 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 31 2006, 04:42 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Mar 30 2006, 06:31 PM what kind of retard gets up early enough for mcdonalds breakfast? my breakfast was a piece of yesterday's kfc Quoted post you don't have to get up early....not when you have a breezie who brings it to your house oooooooo...zing Quoted post [/b] my "breezie" will usually get up and make me pancakes or some other delicious meal. unfortunately she's got school today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 you crazy? I've taken shits where so much toxins are coming out that it feels like my rectum leaves my ass and goes for a quick swim around the toilet then climbs back covered in broken glass a nd razor wire. That's not a good thing. when I was boozing more heavily I would go a week easily without having a normal dump. Let's just say my system wasn't so happy with me. I was getting rum punched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 waking up to an awesome girl duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I'm gonna have to agree with Kilo and Steve on this. The first dump is straight foul shit. There's absolutely nothing nice or satisfying about it, there's just not enough density for it to feel like you've truly unleashed the demons, and it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards. The second dump though, is fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 I'm starting to think I shit backwards. First I get this rock hard turd that feels like poping a champagne cork. Then an hour later it's like the flood gates are opened and there's nothing nice about it. either way, none of it is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Beer shits are simply bad news... Aint nothing like some runny shit/piss flowing out the rectum... Tucks wipes are a great investment though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 After beer shits aren't fun. They produce burnt ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards. Quoted post I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by 1988@Mar 30 2006, 02:41 PM Beer shits are simply bad news... Aint nothing like some runny shit/piss flowing out the rectum... Tucks wipes are a great investment though. Quoted post You know I used to clown endlessly on my roommate cause he only used baby wipes, nothing less. I've grown to appreciate their usefulness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 02:26 PM and it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards. The second dump though, is fucking awesome. Quoted post totally agree with this one......a roll of toilet paper later and I think my ass is clean ooohhh wait, I think I feel another creeper .....fuck, now my ass is bleeding from wiping so much BEER SHITS SUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Mar 30 2006, 11:34 AM I'm starting to think I shit backwards. First I get this rock hard turd that feels like poping a champagne cork. Then an hour later it's like the flood gates are opened and there's nothing nice about it. either way, none of it is good. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: no more... :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Mar 30 2006, 12:37 PM No...the second dump of the morning is definitely better. the first one is just a warm up. Quoted post morning craps are great. moreso when you're still half asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillysiphilis Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by LENS+Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Mar 30 2006, 02:49 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-El Mamerro@Mar 30 2006, 07:26 PM it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards. Quoted post I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel Quoted post [/b] That simile is so fucking accurate I'm getting nauseous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spelling Nazi Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Originally posted by ebineezer@Mar 30 2006, 01:42 PM after drinking pints of guinness its like youre puking black tar out of your hole Quoted post Youre......ugh "You're" or "you are" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 clearly he just forgot the apostrophe. he used the word 'youre' which probably isn't a mistake for 'your'. stick with spelling, m'kay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spelling Nazi Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 ^^^ You are not capitalizing words at the beginning of your sentences mr. moderator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 You didn't capatalise moderator after using the abreviation of mister, implying a proper name deserving of a capital letter. I believe you were supposed to type Mr. Moderator. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 taking a dump in the morning, so you dont be fartin all day like a farty ass whodie. im gonna take a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george burns Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 im ralphy iron gut the brew has no effect on my gut but my homie shit only rhea for a month straight due to always drinking that gilbeys vodka.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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