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what's better than the dump you take after a night

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Mar 30, 2006.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    that's right, nothing.
     
  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    No sir......there is one thing better....




    ...the Mcdonalds breakfast afterwards
    sausage mcmuffin, hash brown, apple juice


    done and done
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    what kind of retard gets up early enough for mcdonalds breakfast? my breakfast was a piece of yesterday's kfc
     
  4. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
    i'm gonna go with the nice gigantic plate of :

    homefries
    biscuits & gravy
    eggs.


    yes sir
    fuck.yo.couch
     
  5. 909

    909 New Jack

    Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Messages: 78 Likes Received: 0
    the mcdonalds breakfast is real good after a night of drinking-- however its usually at 5am right before i turn myself in... the shit the next morning is great
     
  6. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

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    No...the second dump of the morning is definitely better. the first one is just a warm up.
     
  7. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

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    Tha piss I take after bustin nuts is like 100 times better than the bud mud
     
  8. sillysiphilis

    sillysiphilis Member

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    Some mod changed the title of this thread didn't they?
    No? We're really talking about dumping after a night of drinking? Ok.
     
  9. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    you don't have to get up early....not when you have a breezie who brings it to your house


    oooooooo...zing
     
  10. ebineezer

    ebineezer Junior Member

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    after drinking pints of guinness its like youre puking black tar out of your hole
     
  11. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

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  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    you don't have to get up early....not when you have a breezie who brings it to your house


    oooooooo...zing
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    my "breezie" will usually get up and make me pancakes or some other delicious meal. unfortunately she's got school today.
     
  13. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    you crazy?

    I've taken shits where so much toxins are coming out
    that it feels like my rectum leaves my ass and goes for
    a quick swim around the toilet then climbs back covered
    in broken glass a nd razor wire. That's not a good thing.

    when I was boozing more heavily I would go a week easily
    without having a normal dump. Let's just say my system
    wasn't so happy with me. I was getting rum punched.
     
  14. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

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    waking up to an awesome girl duh
     
  15. I'm gonna have to agree with Kilo and Steve on this. The first dump is straight foul shit. There's absolutely nothing nice or satisfying about it, there's just not enough density for it to feel like you've truly unleashed the demons, and it's usually an abrasive neverending wipefest afterwards.

    The second dump though, is fucking awesome.
     
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