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What's a good way to sabotage a television?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    My roomates are morons. They don't seem to realize that maybe it's a good idea to keep the volume down if I keep ask them every other night to turn the fucking television down at 3 a.m.

    What is a good and subtle way to fuck a telelvision up and make it unwatchable without it being totally obvious? Squirt water into it? Wave a magnet in front of the screen? Help me out here.
  2. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    ummm take out the fuse....but make sure you have it unpluged and let it rest a bit...then replace it with a broken fuse or just have the it with no fuse if they are that dumb
  3. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    common sence man, just unscrew it from the back, disconnect a bunch of cables and leave them in there, that way when the repairman goes to fix it he will assume they somehow disconnected by themselves.

    i know how you feel as well roomates are selfish bastards. let me know how this goes
  4. space base

    space base Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 1,765 Likes Received: 0
    Rub a little bit of your feces on the remote control. Then they'll be watching tv and eating at the same time.....and then you can guess what happens.
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    remove the back and cut the wires to the speakers
  6. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    put glue on their dvd players lens
  7. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    if it's one of those tv's with slots in the back to the machinery..my little brother dropped a penny back there when he was little, probably the whole piggy bank thing...STUPID KIDS

    anyway it sounded like shit after that. always static in the sound.

    or you know...hammer
    smashy smashy
  8. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    Take off part of the back pannel and snip the most available wires. Easy.
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    video tape one masturbating and play it in the VCR
  10. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

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  11. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    get electrical tape and tape over the prongs on the plug and then plug it back into the socket.

    Cancel the cable.

    use the remote control to turn on SAP(so its in spanish: only works on folks who no habla) then throw the remote away by 'accident'.

    Change the color setting, rendering Hyper colors then smash the controls on the set, by "accident"

    Or you could move out and find some roomMates that tickle your fancy a lil more. But you should be out painting at 3AM any how so why are you complaining?
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    on your cable wire, the little wire part that goes directly into the input, cut it off.

    take the tv apart and replace the speaker in it with the speaker from a cheap set of headphones....or better yet turn the CRT tube into a fish tank while all your room mates are gone.

    Zack Morris
  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313
    these are all good ideas. but the fuse one and the spanish one are probably the best ones
  14. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I'll be letting y'all know how things go once I put things into action.
  15. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,278 Likes Received: 240
    putting magnets inside the case, near the screen,will distort the colors.
    of course it will also probably ruin the TV forever, but whatever.

    taping up the prongs would be good, but at some point they'll check it. i would take the whole socket out and unscrew the the wires connecting it.

    then i would piss on the couch.
    then i would piss on them.

    then i'd go post a whole bunch on the internet.

    seeks/am i at 14k yet?