InnerCityRebel Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 If your Girlfriend or boyfriend had there friend spend the night and is sleeeping on your couch.Now normaly i would careless and say let the person sleep.Here is where i have a problem.Sunday football starts in about and hour and it doesn't look like homie girl is gonna be gone by then.So much so she is watching the movie they watched last night.She told me i don't remember how it ended i must have been drunk.I would say shit faced to be exact if you ask me..what to do,what to do???:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 KICK. HER. THE. FUCK. OUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/basel/intro/photo/Pict--15.jpg'> //// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 get her to go into your bed to sleep. youll stay safe w/ your lady, bc its her friend. you will eother have to coerce her into there or physically pick her up to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 you should of made it clear to them when she asked to crash..."yeah its all good she stays but tomorow mornin football starts and im watching it" that would of been meeting you half way...sure she can stay as long as i get to watch my game....and if that dont work.....she aint gotta go home but she gotta get the fuuuuuck up outa there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 whos payin the rent? YOU or her buddy?.. that's what i thought. tell her to get her lazy ass up and off the couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Werd it's all about who owns the house/studio/apt. can't be nice to everyone now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 i say: just tell the truth ipc, you're gonna watch football in an hour, you can stay and hang out, but not on my couch. i'm sure she will understand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 http://www.jrpezz.com/pg/go-home.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 lay it down like it is: you're gonna be watching football on your couch. sorry. .. . . no, not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 just sit down with a bowl of chips, some beer, and start farting and scratching your nuts. then look over to her and burp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 You think that's tough..I've got a 350LB Hawaiian on my couch. I've got no choices in the matter, NONE..You could at least pick her ass up and move her if shit hit the fan. There's no waking, moving, or convincing this motherfucker.... ***edit: I think peanut's idea should work beautifully.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted September 12, 2004 Author Share Posted September 12, 2004 Well i told my lady make sure she is off the couch by ten.I am watching what i want at 10 no matter what.It all went smoothly but the damn bitch didn't fold her blankets or anything.She just left so my lady has to do it now..Also i had no clue homegirl was staying the night until i got home at 2 in the morning and there she is sleeping on my couch..thanks for all the info 12oz peeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 tell your gf that slob of a friend of hers is not welcome back. You don't want a disrespectful individual like that coming around again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Well,I would walk over to the television set,turn off the movie(even if she is watching it),tell her it's time to kick rocks, grab some beer and Doritos and start watching the game.perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Originally posted by ClueTwo You think that's tough..I've got a 350LB Hawaiian on my couch. I've got no choices in the matter, NONE..You could at least pick her ass up and move her if shit hit the fan. There's no waking, moving, or convincing this motherfucker.... ***edit: I think peanut's idea should work beautifully.. Place Hawaiian pizza outside the door and tell the fat Hawaiian it's out there. Then slam the door when he goes to pick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Theres an easy way out of this that just so happens to be a nice way also.. tell her that she can borrow the movie but if you dont see your team play, you will break out into a rash that will spread to your girlfriend who is also her friend and she wouldnt want that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/basel/text/textscan.altered.01.06.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 don't be polite! "hey im watching football now, get the fuck out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Peanut just sit down with a bowl of chips, some beer, and start farting and scratching your nuts. then look over to her and burp. ive seen this technique used, works beautifully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeYnO9 Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 As my friends and eye say,,,, TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Just kick the bitch on the floor. It's your house. I've done it to my friends when i want to watch soccer on TV. Mooching motherfuckers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 crazyeyeskilla: Can anyone tell me anything about Dave? Gabriela74: he's pretty darn cute, isn't he? Bakers-661: gotta agree he is cute Fuck or Fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Seriouslt tell her straight out that she gotta get up so you can watch that game.... What she gonna say, nothin.... Good luck with it sir.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 just go to the damn bar, your not gonna win in this situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Originally posted by crave lay it down like it is: you're gonna be watching football on your couch. sorry. .. . . no, not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 I like how people still answer the question and say goodluck and shit after he has already said everything went fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 ^ Hahaha. But for real. If worse comes to worst, tip the couch forward so she falls off. If it happens to be a fold out type sofa, fold her ass up in it. She will get the idea. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omar Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 burn the 8 track kick that biotch out its your house aint it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtab|e Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 http://www.yni.org/armstrong/letter.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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