Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 ok, i come back to my parents house to pick some of my stuff that has been sitting over here for a while, while i am here i get on my dads computer to check some stuff on Ebay and look at 12oz ect. ect. my 14 year old brother walks in the room talking about, "let me get on the computer." i say, no i just got on here ill be off in 5. he makes a big fuss about using the computer and starts grabbing the mouse....i tell him he breath is bad and asked him what he ate...he said chalupas from taco bell.. then i tell him his shit is stinks and to get out of my face so he reaches around and slaps my face pretty damn hard...i get up and smack him back and ask him what the hell that was all about ..he proceeds to punch me with his fist ..... at this point i was really pissed, keep in mind he is only 14...so my dad yells upstairs and says...whats goin on???? i say...im about to knock the shit out of taylor because he just puched me in the face with a closed fist...my pops comes upstairs adn then my brother says yeah i puched him and i said...DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN BECAUSE I WILL HIT YOU.....so then he spits in my face and my dad got extremely upset and took him to his room this happened about 2:00 pm today and i need to figure out how i am going to handle this...hes 14 and im alot older than him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 you got... http://www.insaniteesonline.com/images/Punk'd/P%20Logo%20MTV.jpg'> straight up! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft ok, i come back to my parents house to pick some of my stuff that has been sitting over here for a while, while i am here i get on my dads computer to check some stuff on Ebay and look at 12oz ect. ect. my 14 year old brother walks in the room talking about, "let me get on the computer." i say, no i just got on here ill be off in 5. he makes a big fuss about using the computer and starts grabbing the mouse....i tell him he breath is bad and asked him what he ate...he said chalupas from taco bell.. then i tell him his shit is stinks and to get out of my face so he reaches around and slaps my face pretty damn hard...i get up and smack him back and ask him what the hell that was all about ..he proceeds to punch me with his fist ..... at this point i was really pissed, keep in mind he is only 14...so my dad yells upstairs and says...whats goin on???? i say...im about to knock the shit out of taylor because he just puched me in the face with a closed fist...my pops comes upstairs adn then my brother says yeah i puched him and i said...DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN BECAUSE I WILL HIT YOU.....so then he spits in my face and my dad got extremely upset and took him to his room this happened about 2:00 pm today and i need to figure out how i am going to handle this...hes 14 and im alot older than him... he misses you. poor little feller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 My little brother did some shit like that, he's 11 or 12 i think. He fucking spit at me. I waited a day. when his friends were over i got a big bowl of syrup and threw that shit on him, then dragged his ass into the bathroom and threw him into the shower and doused his ass with cold ass water, then took some ketchup and threw that shit on him while in the bathroom, then took my belt off and beat his ass with it. The embarrasment of having that shit done to him in front of his friends, him crying in front of them satisfied me. i would feel bad if i punched him in the face, so i just emotionally fuck him up. I did that shit in front of a girl he had a crush on too. Seriously kids need to learn. But in your case, since he punched you, just deck him in the gut. Give him a good one, hell learn. Or just piss all over his clothes and leave, since you dont live there anymore, take a number 2 in his favorite hat. Just make him know your the older brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Next time he does laundry, shit in the dryer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 im 22, and my little brother is 14 as well. mother fucker is a obnoxious little asshole, 10x worse than i am. :lol: so anyways, his bitchass tries to pull some stunts here and there, but he knows better than to hit me real hard, and wouldnt even dream in his wildest nightmares about punching me in the face with a closed fist... i would have kicked a fucking hole in his face for that shit... there has been a few times when he hit me to hard, which is a no no, and brought out the "hulk" in me, its like i go into kill mode, and i just beat his ass til he cries, and then im calm again. and yes, i feel bad about it, but shit, the fuck was he thinking? :lol: / lil srehtorb wonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by oneeightyone take a number 2 in his favorite hat. This is the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 lol...yeah i thought about hitting him in the gut but i would feel bad...the fact he hit me didnt piss me off as bad as the spit in the face.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Get some boxing gloves and make him put a pair on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 STOMP HIS ASS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 one time after i drank a foster's i think it was, i hit my brother in the head with a handle from a hockey stick, his head got a raised lump on it and started bleeding, i felt kind of exhilirated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 the boxing gloves and the hit in the stomich sounds like the best idea so far.. but seriously, what am i going to say to him when i see him again...he cant get to big for his britches but at the same time he needs to realize he cant do that again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 http://www.field-notes.net/images/emperor-george.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 just give him a nice punch on the arm leave a huge nasty bruise and tell him next time he pulls that shit, it'll be his face. or as 181 has stated poop in his hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Haha, I’m the little brother in my family. I used to be that guy. Just kick his ass – if he doesn’t learn respect now, when will he learn it? Teach him a lesson for his own good, asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ten Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 piss on his sheets, but a blanket over it, and wait for him to fall asleep.. or wake him up by dumping a cup of piss on his face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL one time after i drank a foster's i think it was, i hit my brother in the head with a handle from a hockey stick, his head got a raised lump on it and started bleeding, i felt kind of exhilirated. My brother took a slapshot on the driveway once, and I was chasing after a soccerball. I wasn’t paying attention, and got the stick to the face. It looked like I had two noses for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by 2ten piss on his sheets, but a blanket over it, and wait for him to fall asleep.. or wake him up by dumping a cup of piss on his face My brother once woke me up from a drunken stupor by grabbing me while i was asleep, throwing me against the wall, and kicking the shit out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimshot Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by oneeightyone big bowl of syrup and threw that shit on him, then dragged his ass into the bathroom and threw him into the shower and doused his ass with cold ass water, then took some ketchup and threw that shit on him while in the bathroom, then took my belt off and beat his ass with it. just deck him in the gut. Give him a good one, hell learn. Or just piss all over his clothes and leave take a number 2 in his favorite hat. :lol: this shit is like mild torture....awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 oneeightyone..your an intense person..hahah...judging on your other replys on other threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 When I was 17, my brother was 15 and fucking lippy. He fancied himself, so one day I punched him in the face hard and broke his nose. He has never tried to start shit with me since..... 14 or not, you gotta get that kid in line..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 ok ..ill say it... hes 14 im 26.. sorta hard to ruff him up with out the parents getting pissed at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Spit in the face = loser of said fight no matter what. Wipe your ass with his underwear and put it back into the drawer. Kneel on his arms and dribble loogies in his face. Do the Jackass electric shaver sneak attack. Put bacon grease in his shampoo. Vaseline in his hair gel. Anything. Get even and then tell us about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Umm, I would say it is all about the 'Standard Display of Power', just get him and man-handle him a bit, be a bit Tony Soprano with him... Don't hit him hard, but just grab him and shake him about, chuck him on the floor, then stand him up straight and tell him never to do it again. Simple and effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miffy Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 kick him in the cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by miffy kick him in the cunt Your intelligence overwhelms me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 haha yeah, guys don't have cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Originally posted by oneeightyone i would feel bad if i punched him in the face, so i just emotionally fuck him up. thats all u gota do bro...at that age they stress shit and take shit to the heart..u can fuck him up 1000 worse mentally n physically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 So I'm at my dads house not too long ago (4/5 weeks). While i was there i was wrestling with my brother who is like 6 fucking years old. Yeah he's real young and im old, long story. Anyways i really got him good one time and rubbed his forehead on the carpet. For two weeks after i left he had a huge red spot on his head and they were really pissed at me. Ehhhhhh, im not on a trust fund or anything so im don't really care what i do or they think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Just tell him hes adopted and when he gets to 18 he has to go work on a farm in Chile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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