¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 what would you do to protect yourself if you had to get locked up ..... please dont say stupid obvious things such as fighting and staying awake...im saying what would you do or use as weapons.. if i were ever to get locked up i think i would have a relative or friend bring me 2 toothbrushes....i would chew them up and sharpen them and use them as weapons... any of you have suggestions on what to use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 i'd do whatever i had to do to maintain my dignity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin i'd do whatever i had to do to maintain my dignity Read: Not get fucked in the ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 dignity is life. self respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 You get tooth brushes when you go in. You can srape them on the walls or floors to make them sharp. Jail really isnt all that bad. Sure some people want to kill each other but the same thing goes for being outside of prison. The only difference is there is no where to hide. That is unless you are going to the gladiator block where everyone is gonna be there for a long long time. I hope you can fight and thats about it. No matter what you do in jail you are getting more time added on. Its a lose lose situation. If have some kind of talent that people enjoy seeing while you are in jail, such as drawing naked girls, they wont fuck with you. But really your best bet is to play spades and dont worry about it. Have a nice day and i hope you are not going to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 WHEN YOU HAVE 3 MEN TRYING TO RAPE YOU WITH NO WEAPONS YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE UP ALL DIGNITY...... FOR THOSE WHO DIDNT UNDERSTAND MY QUESTION...... WHAT WOULD YOU USE AS WEAPONS...HOW WOULD YOU TAKE SOMETHING+CREATIVITY AND TURN IT INTO A WEAPON?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 when and if i ever had 3 men trying to take my virgin cherry asshole from me i would not just give up, as you stated you would. i would do all i can to save my self respect. if you wanna just give up because you are outnumbered, sir, i call you a fucking pussy. the only way they would take that shit is after i tried my hardest to fend them off. theyd rape my bloodied and beaten body afterwards rather than having me just bend over and say ohhhh i give up, as you would. get some self respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Id cover me bum in case any burly women wanted to use a plunger on me. :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin when and if i ever had 3 men trying to take my virgin cherry asshole from me i would not just give up, as you stated you would. i would do all i can to save my self respect. if you wanna just give up because you are outnumbered, sir, i call you a fucking pussy. the only way they would take that shit is after i tried my hardest to fend them off. theyd rape my bloodied and beaten body afterwards rather than having me just bend over and say ohhhh i give up, as you would. get some self respect. NO I NEVER SAID I WOULD JUST GIVE UP....YOU PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKIN READ....IM SAYIN WHAT WOULD YOU USE TO DEFEND YOURSELF?!....HOW WOULD YOU TAKE A COMMON THING AND TURN IT INTO A WEAPON?.....OF COURSE IM GONNA FIGHT IF I HAVE PEOPLE TRYING TO RAPE ME...HOW FUCKIN RETARDED ARE YOU?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 bro, youre like 14. I wouldn't worry about what fucking weapons to make in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 i would kill myself befor going to the pin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 but depending on what i did, i might have the mind set as "i did the crime, i accept the time" just out of bein a man about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 i would be forced to insert a hypodermic needle, business end facing out, so anyone man enough to achieve penetration would get as good a poke as they think they are giving me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Ive been in county twice and both times never had any problems. Dont be a knucklehead and youll usually do alright. State time on the other hand, Ive heard some fucked up stories about shit going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 id tell them to wear protection. aids aint my bag baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 i'd make a Glock handgun out of a bar of soap and an apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 :lol: THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT^^.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by KING BLING Read: Not get fucked in the ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 put razor blades in my asshole, so if a dude tries getting some ass i'll just slice his dick in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 YEAH IM SURE PUTTIN A RAZOR BLADE UP YOUR ASS WOULD BE PLEASENT..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 first day, i would say when they asked what i did, i would respond "i ate a man" that would do well i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CORONER Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 i djust walk in and punch the first gueard/offical i could find to ge tin solitary i dont wanna get raped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 PART ONE Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ WHEN YOU HAVE 3 MEN TRYING TO RAPE YOU WITH NO WEAPONS YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE UP ALL DIGNITY...... PART TWO Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ NO I NEVER SAID I WOULD JUST GIVE UP....YOU PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKIN READ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin PART ONE PART TWO haha, this is like virs back in the paper chase shit,, anybody remember that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 THATS WHAT I TELL EVERYBODY^^^^...ITS SMART BUT I WOULD PROBALLY GO FUCKIN CRAZY ALONE IN A CELL ALL DAY...BUT BETTER THEN GETTIN RAPED..... AND ENTER THERES LEVELS OF THE PRISON...IF YOUR IN THERE FOR A MINOR OFFENSE SUCH AS A PARKING TICKET.......YOULL PROBALLY BE ON THE LEVEL WITH PUSSY OFENSES LIKE THAT...WHEN THEY SEE YOU LIED I DONT THINK THAT WOULD HELP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 instead of going crazy in a cell at the age of 14 your going crazy on this forum. do we have a timeout or a cell anywhere in here? lock em up - guard thats going to close the door for the shower room when the big boys come in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 dont fret testical, its gettin late and mom will kick him off the computer or else no computer for one week. uh oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 DONT KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE IDEA IM 14 IM 16 AND I GOT 1 YEAR BEFORE I GO TO COUNTY....DICKHEADS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 county college. damnnnnn son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Umm. It was my understanding that you go to jail if you're serving a sentence of 1 year or less, and prison if you have 1 day more than that. So..... The guy that got caught one too many times shoplifting electronics goes to jail, the guy that rapes other dudes goes to prison. Am I right on this or just confused about legal shit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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