ClueTwo Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Got this in my email this morning, thought I'd share... What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and then scroll down for an interpretation... This is really somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree Mar 21 - Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree Jun 24 - Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree Sep 23 - Olive Tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree Dec 22 - Beech Tree Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree APPLE TREE (Love) - of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination. ASH TREE (Ambition) - uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously. BEECH TREE (Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.) BIRCH TREE (Inspiration) - vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,pretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere. CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions. CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner. CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless. ELM TREE (Noble-Minded) - pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, loudest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical. FIG TREE (Sensibility) - very strong, a bit self-willed,independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence. FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable. HAZELNUT TREE (Extraordinary) - charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment. HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious. LIME TREE (Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal. MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress. OAK TREE (Brave) - robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action. OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people. PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical. POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously. ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive. WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise. WEEPING WILLOW (Melancholy) - beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner Personally I'm a Fir...Pretty acurrate, but I'm not stubborn damnit...:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 PINeUP TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical this is me.... except for the trustworthy and practical..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 id say mine is fairly accurate, except that it says i crave money, which is not true and it says i hate loneliness which is half true. i hate loneliness but half the time id rather be lonely cause i hate people more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive. hit the nail right on the head, except for the 'does not forgive' part.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 poplar tree - but that description is only partially accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 fairly accurate, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) - of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner. pretty accurate. now i know why i'll only love once. and i am pretty honest. seriously, if you dont want the honestl truth or if you are too pussy to even hear the truth, dont ever ask me to tell you how it is. i'd make you cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo CEDAR TREE (Confidence) - of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others,self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions. I mustve dropped off the tree and straight onto my head, because that description is the biggest load of bullshit ever. At least for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 This thread looks like it cuaght the attention of the 12oz female community...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 cedar tree summed me up pretty good. Except for that whole optimism crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 very cool stuff.... for a pagan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 The Angry Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR ya mommmms titty treeeee this nominates for one of the stupidest things you've said.... you nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 i was always told it was the ugly tree.. but turns out it was hazlenut all this time..Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feäà m3 Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 DUhhhhhh!!:D http://www.hcn.org/allimages/1998/aug31/graphics/980831.005.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable. On fuckin' point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- very cool stuff.... for a pagan! Seriously, you associate this crap with religon?? Kilo, I know from reading your posts your not a ignorant person, but what's this? I put this in the same category as a flashlight:Good when you want it and forget about when you don't..I take my religon seriously and take no spirtual meaning to horoscopes,this crap, etc, etc...Just kinda fun to read and hear what some dickhead put together for a corny index of your life based on when you were born...nothing more nothing less... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro FIR TREE (Mysterious) - extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, uncontested lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable. On fuckin' point. Mammero, that is the greatest detailed explaination ever...Defintely an E for effort, and a W for WOOOOfuckinHOOOOO you're an animal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 haha..mamerro.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 It was a joke. The pagans of old 'brittan' used to believe that the most powerful spirits lived in oak trees. That's also where the superstition that witches are made of wood come from. seriously.. I was only joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 nice work mams. it started slow, but built to a rising crescendo. bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 24, 2003 Author Share Posted September 24, 2003 Well that makes sense...Sorry for jumpin the ol' gun on ya..I just get so pissed when people stereotype.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 Well, I don't see any hate trees. So this is obviously wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 MAPLE TREE (Independent) - no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress. what a full bukkakke load of cum and sheisse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 mams is key. stay gold pony boy. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Pine tree...and pretty accurate, except for one or two points that are totally off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 maple tree, sounds pretty accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Whoa...ASH tree describes me well,crazy how it fits... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 THis whole thing is bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 im a HORNBEAM TREE MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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