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what to get a girl

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WEb=ijP, Oct 19, 2001.

  1. WEb=ijP

    WEb=ijP New Jack

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 22 Likes Received: 0
    wat to get a girl

    if theres this girl u like and her birthday is comeing wat u get her 4 her b=day remember im a teenager and i cant get her anythin over 30$
     
  2. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    hahahahahahahaha... god i dont know why, but this is funny.
    um... i dont know, i'll leave this upto beardo's expertise....
     
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    get her $30 worth of OE800
     
  4. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 2,300 Likes Received: 0
    right. just give her $30. and grab her ass as you give it to her. works every time.
     
  5. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
    by her a large bouquet of long stem roses.
     
  6. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234

    hahaha...
     
  7. Remy Martin

    Remy Martin Guest

    offer to pay to have your name tattood on her ass.
     
  8. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1

    fuck the $30, dude, just grab her ass...or you could grab her ass and give her $30 worth of tomato soup
     
  9. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    dude, if your gonna start grabbing shit, grab her crotch. i mean, no one ever does that shit... it'll show that you have the balls to 'rock hard' ya know... girls love guys that rock hard. they also love guys that buy them tomato soup.....
     
  10. SIELOETTE

    SIELOETTE Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,107 Likes Received: 0
    well you can get her a dope poster..like for instance go to an all poster shop..black and white prints etc..is she really girly? get her like a dope marylin monroe poster..or what are her favorite movies? you can get her like a nice poster of or an old style look..go figure..or if you guys have been together for a long time..pick her up some fucking roses and a bottle of champange and take her on a day of just you two..or maybe just take her to a dope italian resturant..and give her a bracelet..all of this equal you will score..

    but most of all
    ..and this is important..write her a mushy high school letter..then go to a photo booth..take pictures of the two of you kissin..and get her a little frame..

    this is the best I can do for under 30..high school wise..

    whatever you do..dont paint a peice for her..haha

    if shes over 16..maybe she has a record collection going..pick up some albums for her..


    personally i always need paint..but hey..i doubt she writes
     
  11. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 2,300 Likes Received: 0
    what??
     
  12. Ob1

    Ob1 New Jack

    Joined: Feb 26, 2001 Messages: 29 Likes Received: 0
    Have sex with her, and make her give you $30.
     
  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Haha..
     
  14. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    Do both of yourselves a favour.. give her a smack in the head for the shit that she is inevitably going to put you through later on in life.

    fuck fuck fuck fcu fkcuf kcfu kc fu

    :( :(
     
  15. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    Only had the balls to do it twice. Got smack once by a girl I didn't know. but the other was by a girl I knew as a friend/aquaintence (only a friend until that point.) I ended hooking up with her for a bit.

    Really "rock hard" go up to a girl at the club with your balls out and just talk to them. Most people don't even notice. But the ones that do are never the same again.
     
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