Guest !!! Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 i need suggestions here, boys and girls. i am broke, but have managed to get myself into a bend here. i'm taking this girl on a date, but i honsetly i have no idea of what we are going to do on the said date. i was thinking, walks, maybe a picnic, but it's a bit cold for all of that. ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 sex. oral sex. sex with free mustard.... alright though... awfully cheezy but, walk through the park walk on the beach walk anywhere go to a free art something or other .... catch the bus to somewhere free.... like my mom's house....... fuck it I give up You have NO money, or like 5 bucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Why don't you sneak into a movie? Or go to a restaurant and run out before the cheque comes. If she's cool she'll be up for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Originally posted by The Helacious Dr. Dazzle Why don't you sneak into a movie? Or go to a restaurant and run out before the cheque comes. If she's cool she'll be up for it.... Now that's no way to impress a lady. I'm all up for fun, but on a first date? That's a no no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 yeah, i'm trying to keep my options open. i'll have money, but just not a lot. 5-10 dollars. i'm thinking a picnic of sorts. i'll steal the sandwiches from the deli. get some drinks. a blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 mooseuem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Damn boy... don't you have a credit card? I make a lot of financial sacrifices for love... sexy underwear sure is expensive.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 go to a frat party, steal beer... get caught... (dont worry she is a better thief than you... she got 6)... go to the free hotel room.... make out. best first date i have ever been on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEKrocstar OTR CFC Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 look here toughguy you better get you a jobby-job before you try and get a hunnie...to quote young m.c. "you got no money, you got no car, you got no woman...and there you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Originally posted by bEeRiZgoOoOd look here toughguy you better get you a jobby-job before you try and get a hunnie...to quote young m.c. "you got no money, you got no car, you got no woman...and there you are. word do something with yo worthless ass to score some moola if it was worth the energy and time to ask her on a date then its worth your time and energy to score a few dollars we aint talking about a world class dinner on the town ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Beans Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Originally posted by dr. frink one sex. oral sex. sex with free mustard.... not a good idea i heard from this kid that his gay friend gave him head with mustard , the next day his dick was swollan 2 times it regular size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Beans Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 just spend time with ur girl crack jokes an stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Originally posted by Secret Damn boy... don't you have a credit card? I make a lot of financial sacrifices for love... sexy underwear sure is expensive.:lol: i do have a credit card, but uh, no credit. and no money in the bank. i'm reduced to stealing near to everything. i'm just grateful i live in a town were shoplifting hasn't blown up and shop merchants are really on to it. ..and it really doesn't help, that the girl isn't real keen on stealing. but oh well, i tend to go for sentiment anyhow. flowers and watching the sunset. free sentiment at least.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Originally posted by !!! i need suggestions here, boys and girls. Don't date girls anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Re: Re: what to do (no money but going on a date) Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Don't date girls anymore. shiet.. my peference is the girls, boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Seriously though, make up a weird excuse, like I have to redo my underwear drawer, and then to make it even more shady, don't touch your underwear drawer, unless it's to get an argyle sock to beat off in. If you do this she will definitely not think you are lame for not having money. Man those gold diggin girls are good to keep around, ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 watch half baked. dave chapelle will give you comprehensive instructions on how to handle this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Thats what are friends all about, borrow some money Dont make this a big deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 it's not a big deal. do you think i can handle real life situation, such as this, on my own, without acutally taking advice from net boys like yourselves. i just asking for suggestions, if anything, for amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 HAHAHA...Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 get a movie and just have her come over and hang out...cook her smoe dinner too. Thts what I did the first time me and kelly went on a date. I miss good ole bayside high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 the movie shit is good. or go check out an art museum where they take donations instead of an actual fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 hahahahah funny shit...I didn't know anyone would actually respond to my "sex with free mustard" thing, and I really didn't expect someone to have done shit like that, with a swollen penis and all.... what will they think of next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 jump for joy that you have a girl that's into you:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Well the movie and a home cooked meal is a dope intro, U can cook right? If not heres what I would do. Call your mom, ask her (thats if you live away from her) for advice on how to cook something since she fed you for so long. Rent a scary movie, the season is right and girls like to jump next to their mens. I would set a schedule. Try and have the meal done by 8, and start the movie about 9ish. Do not eat and watch the movie at the same time. I know your low on dough so thats about it in my economic date strategy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Originally posted by garcia_vega watch half baked. dave chapelle will give you comprehensive instructions on how to handle this situation. I was thinking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 30, 2001 Share Posted October 30, 2001 no, im serious man, you can make money fast, try dressing up in bad clothes and begging for money, you will make good enough amount. Try going to people houses and offering to rake leaves or some other kinda work, i mean, its really easy to make like 25 bucks in a couple hours if you try... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 30, 2001 Share Posted October 30, 2001 Oh yeah, and find shit you dont want in your house and sell it... I mean really if your taht stupid to not be able to make enough money for a date, you either should not be even thinking about girls, or your just plainly fucking retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted October 30, 2001 Share Posted October 30, 2001 Originally posted by Zack Morris get a movie and just have her come over and hang out...cook her smoe dinner too. Thts what I did the first time me and kelly went on a date. I miss good ole bayside high. heh i saw your fight with Slater over Kelly the other night funny shit man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hipnos Posted October 30, 2001 Share Posted October 30, 2001 GET A PIZZA... BUT BE SAFE ABOUT IT... http://207.230.156.93/dc101/media/pizza1.mpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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