zhou Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 alright so let set this up. i was a virgin til recently and had direly been wanting for that to change. so i recently met this girl that is pretty cool and fine. Very nice eyes. For a few nights in front of the tv we had been cuddling and getting close. On the most recent night we got quite close and things developed better than expected. now I'm kind of a loser and i was expecting myself to be even too quick and feared that she might be disappointed. however quite the opposite was happening to my UTTER suprise. everytime i got in her i just fell apart. so now i ask wtf is wrong me. i was very much so into her and i simply cannot understand it. the only thing i can come up with is that i was nervous. luckily i pulled a few tricks and she says she came a couple times so i atleast didn't leave completely unsatisfied. however i'm beating myself in the head over this. anyone know of a similar situation which might give some explaination? thanks people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 i think this is Glik0 under a alias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 maybe you're allergic to pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs i think this is Glik0 under a alias. i think you have an e-relationship that you take seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra i think you have an e-relationship that you take seriously. i think youre a fag who doesnt know what hes talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 http://www.cialis.vu/images/cialis.jpg'> edit: wait, what do you mean fell apart? like your dick fell off, and now its lingering by itself in that girl's pussy, not knowing what on earth to do? or did you have an emotional break down and started to cry while doing her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 hey bud, i'm not the one bringing a lame relationship onto a message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 your gay and would perfer someone up in you maybe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Probably opening night jitters... relax, don't think about it so much... just git 'er done, YEEHAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra hey bud, i'm not the one bringing a lame relationship onto a message board. you dont know shit about anything and if you think alure is my girl than you are wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 emo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 If alure isn't your fucking e-crush then why don't the two of you stop acting all lame, it isn't funny or entertaining. But hey, all you do is sit at your house and do nothing, so i guess its understandable that you get worked up over someone joking around on the internet. Have a nice night on the computer, i'm heading out for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by zhou alright so let set this up. For a few nights in front of the tv we had been CUDDLING and getting close. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 when was the last time i even mentioned her? and even if I did what are you fuckin jealous? I cant help it hoes jock me. and yes I do have a real girl whom I have met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Well, you smell like cabbage. I think that's your problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 tina turner said it best when she said "goddammit, ike! that hurt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 . . . fell apart when you got in her?? what the fuck do you mean by that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by zhou i'm beating myself in the head over this. i bet :D (someone had to) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 You will be a father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 what do you mean by "fell apart" you lost your hard on? you started crying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by MrChupacabra i think you have an e-relationship that you take seriously. nah dude, they got an e-vorce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 She thinks she came a few times? Uhhh... two things here: One, she's lying to you about the orgasm shit or Two, you have nothing to worry about. Either way... a message board full of egotistical writers is no place to air out your dirty laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by Smart Probably opening night jitters... relax, don't think about it so much... just git 'er done, YEEHAW! hes right it was prolly your nerves from thinking to much about it. just go with the flow or drink a 40oz that always works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 haha could my name not be mentioned? thanks;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Well, he probably got her to cum (if she did) by eating her out. That's what he meant by "pulled of some tricks". As for the falling apart, it's performance anxiety. Don't think about it, and don't beat yourself up over it. Most guys have a penile malfunction from time to time. Just be happy you're not an alcoholic like me. ;) Just think, she wants that cock in her as much as you want it in her. Be cool, man. Have a little bit of liquor - that might help. A LITTLE bit! Also, pretend you're your favourite porn actor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 ...yeah i'm callin bullshit on the 'i came a couple of times'...but go ahead and believe it if you want to... ...just relax next time...and try talkin dirty to her...'take it you slut...you know you want it...scream my name bitch!'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhou Posted September 26, 2004 Author Share Posted September 26, 2004 quote whiteox: what do you mean "fell apart" you lost your hard-on? (yes) you started crying? (no) just to clarify. and no im not glik0, though i am an alternate alias. this shit is just too shameful.. to everyone else thanks alot for the support. i thought i'd be raped posting something like this on this board, but i just needed to talk about it i guess. btw as to the questions of her cumming, thats why i said "she said". however i wasn't saying she burst out onto my face as i was down there. no g-spot stuff, just what she considered her normal cum.. i don't think she would lie to me on that. btw, how the heck do i find that damn spot? when i was eating her out i though of checking behind the knee as that's where i heard it was. she just kind of looked at me funny. thanks again for the support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 Originally posted by sarcasm http://www.cialis.vu/images/cialis.jpg'> edit: wait, what do you mean fell apart? like your dick fell off, and now its lingering by itself in that girl's pussy, not knowing what on earth to do? or did you have an emotional break down and started to cry while doing her? yeahk i dont get it, did you die or something? or just last for about 28239 months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 checking behind her knees? wtf? dude, just stick with the standards. and don't worry about it so much. relax, you're getting some. what's your other name, by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 26, 2004 Share Posted September 26, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/17/polygraf/diplom/Machinsky-book-2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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