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what the hell is coor's problem.


zorak

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first they start with those stupid ass comercials. "i like burritos that never end, twins at four a.m., and dogs that like... twins!" shit is so stupid. then there are those "sponser of guys night out" ads. what the fuck, i go out with my ninjas and i don't see coors springing for the tab.

 

to top it all off they have this new shiney label on the bottle.

 

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i doesn't even say "banquet beer" anymore. what the fuck? coors is slipping.

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Coor's ruled back in the '60s. Now, they are no-longer-stylin'.

 

We used to drive to Oklahoma to buy cases, because they couldn't distribute Coor's in Texas. Go up to Oklahoma, buy fifty or sixty cases of Coor's, bring it back to Houston and sell the sixes for double the price. It's illegal as hell, but a lot of people did it.

 

Nobody would drive to Oklahoma for Coor's today. The world ain't like that anymore.

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Originally posted by zorak

first they start with those stupid ass comercials. "i like burritos that never end, twins at four a.m., and dogs that like... twins!" shit is so stupid. then there are those "sponser of guys night out" ads. what the fuck, i go out with my ninjas and i don't see coors springing for the tab...

Word. Those commercials grate a niggaz nerves! Coors sucks--its piss-water.

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anyone that drinks coors need to be shot and put out of their misery. several people from kabars generation have told me similar stories of driving far distances for coors. coors needs to change the recipe or something, at least uphold the reputation

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I've had my shit ruined pretty hard at Rincon, PR. Reef slams like whoa.

 

I fucking despise Coors, but I find myself drinking it quite often in PR cause for some reason people love it and it's the most popular shit ever, they sponsor every single fucking event. So every time I tell friends to go get beer or whatever, they always bring that crap.

 

And then there's that Coors girl... Tesseract knows what's up. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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coors is the shit, i don't know what the problem is...maybe it's because i dated one of mr. peter coors' daughters back in high school. no shit, true story. shit was pimp, hooked up high schooler like whoa, free beer plus a hot/rich girl, damn! i fucked that one up good though. :o

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