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ok, crazy ass names. i know some of you got em or have heard of em. or just make up some.

 

kravin morhed

richard cranium (dick head har har)

bueford the impailer

there was a girl that went to my school named gypsy murders

also tina bean

and philip muff ( fill up muff)

 

 

 

whatcha bitches got. also, whos got a crazy ass middle name?

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There's a guy in my city called Holding Pecker. And he's actually listed in the phone book. The torrent of abuse that guy gets.....it's passed down through generations....

 

If I was a girl my dad wanted to call me Pebbles....fucking Pebbles. Thank fuck I ended up being a boy.....

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Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m

yeah my name was almost mario. wtf? my parents decided to name me after whoever won the indy 500 that year. and mario andretti almost fukin won. im so glad he didnt.

 

Hahahahaha, I bet you only had one set of grandparents, didn't you?

 

 

My friend has this girl in his class (med school) called Dorka Jiménez. She's in his dissection team, and all he can think of while cutting up a corpse is that the girl next to him is named Dorka. Haha.

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I had a class not to long ago with a girl whos full name was "misty blue waters". a name like that and your bound to either be a hippie, or wind up in porn.

 

a few years ago I worked in a school photo/yearbook plant so I've pretty much seen em all.

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Originally posted by ese

I had a class not to long ago with a girl whos full name was "misty blue waters". a name like that and your bound to either be a hippie, or wind up in porn.

 

Hahahaha.....yeah, I went to school with a Misty Rhodes and an April Winters.....

 

But knowing them I think they really will end up in porn.......

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what about..

 

Dweezil Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa......Jesus...Frank was flying high.

 

 

I know a dude named Jay Seaman.......he gets clowned pretty hard.

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"misty blue waters"

 

 

was in a porn shop last night and saw this name on a vibrater, guess the chick on it was adv. it. but it was just misty waters. thats funny tho.

 

there was this girl at my school in north carolina named tawnsa cox. we called her tons-a cox.:lol: i was like 11, it was the funniest thing ever.

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theres this kid in my health class named richard rear(dick rear)

 

and there was a kid in my gym class named Scott finger and we were all playing football in gym and my boy yells to me "maya go get finger" i get confused and im wondering what the fuck hes talking about...he yells it one more time and i just get really offended...and then i realized he's telling me to tackle the scott kid...

 

also there was this girl with one of those backpacks with initials*sp?* on em...hers were G.A.Y

 

my middle name is Naum...kinda sad

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