swif1 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 here's mine: "I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 i'll list more later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "i drink too much!!" http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/aeso/Pict0012.JPG'> OH WAIT THATS ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "you the media created me as a monster. your what brings all the evil in this world. you never do pusasativly newstories always bad ones. im the animal you made me, so put me to sleep or lock me up. i like jail. id like for you to suck my dick" not word for word, off the top of the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dead fetus Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "i'll fuck you in the ass you little white bitch" ..or something to that effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 wheres the adam graves poster shameless? http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/imgayoner/Picture%20066.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 i believe it's "ill fuck you in your ass and make you love me faggot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skcum pfhukr Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 his daughter "sorry honey but you're a nigger.you'll always be a second class citizen" that was great "fuck ali and frasier i'm better then they ever were!" that was funny:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 "You can't touch me, you not man enough! I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch! Ho! Anybody in here can't fuck with this, this is the ultimate, man! Fuck you, you ho! Come and say it to my face i'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody! You bitch! C'Mon! You Bitch! You're scared, coward! You not man enough to fuck with me! You can't last two minutes in my world, BITCH! Look at you, scared now, you HO! Scared like a little white pussy! Scared of the real man! I'll fuck you til u love me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 i want to eat your children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1305000/images/_1307000_tyson_150.jpg'> "oops, i just let one go!"......"must of been that BEAN i ate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMNO? Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Tyson: "I could sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." Dope Thread..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/aeso/spears.JPG'> shes no adam graves..but shell do! cheers skinny~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 sicne we're on the subject of britney spears, you all see how the media is talking about the picture of her with a cigarette? so gay, so gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 sicne we're on the subject of britney spears, you all see how the media is talking about the picture of her with a cigarette? so gay, so gay how fucking retarded. i guarantee that bitch sniffs at least a gram a day and we're supposed to get worked up over fucking cigartette? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 i know right...shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 well...hey.... first its suggestive clothing, then cigs, who knows maybe sometime in the near future they'll start marketing britney spears hardcore porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/NutrTeam/smpage12.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/aeso/spears.JPG'> shes no adam graves..but shell do! cheers skinny~ bud light in a can?.....here's what I rock in my liver. http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Zack_Morris/Picture%20150.jpg'> :eek: :lol: :lol: :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/NutrTeam/smpage13.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 makros and zack...HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "ill beat yo ass u punk ass whiteboy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest STONER DBM Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 this threads off the chain "i'll fuck you till you love me" "i've been so lucky to fornicate with so many beautiful women" CLASSIC!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris bud light in a can?.....here's what I rock in my liver. http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/Zack_Morris/Picture%20150.jpg'> :eek: :lol: :lol: :lick: hahahahahha take this! EDITED..too close a shot..sorry. I would like to thank my roomie for the labatt tonight...im gettin drunk..wee..:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Yesterday, I heard Tyson compare himself to Hemingway. Some of you may not realize why but, I have the right, and so... I am personally appalled and offended. Hemingway boxed up ninjas on the 1st come basis for years, he was no Frazier, but, he was no Tyson and Tyson is NO Hemingway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by ese There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail? Tyson isn't "lascivious"; He's a rapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 here's mine: "I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day." hahahhahahahhahahahahahhaha:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 labatt is fine...but bud light in a can is just a crime against barely and hopps. A crime agaisnt what makes sporting events great and what gets me through cookouts with the fam.....Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 im a eat your childred.........ok ok so he didnt say it but if he did. that would have been perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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