WrIot Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 the rudest thing i ever heard sum1 say 2 a bum was that he's lower than life itself and asked the bum y he should give him money....it was some corporate asshole :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Damn, you type like a thirteen year old girl. Me- "No, I don't have any money. Sorry man." Bum- "FUUUUUCK YOU MUTHAFUCK! BITCH ASS, SHIT FUCK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 i feel bad for bums... once i saw this bum digging in trash cans for food so i left him a bagel and a note that said 'hope you enjoy it' in one of the trash cans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 from SomethingAwful.com Doctor Hardass Doctor Hardass is a tough guy! He don't take no shit from nobody online, and he's probably the biggest and baddest motherfucker you'll ever meet! Well, online, that is. In real life, he's just another scrawny 16-year old who is routinely beat up and forced to drink motor oil at school. However, as soon as he logs onto mom's AOL account, he instantly becomes one violent and aggressive guy, ready to kick your ass at the slightest provocation. Be warned: he has the ability to find your address, hunt you down, and kill you at the drop of a hat! Well, that's what he'll claim at least. In reality, mom probably won't let him drive the family station wagon all the way to your house, so you're fairly safe. EXAMPLE CONVERSATION: YOU: Hey man, did you check out that site URL I just sent you? DOCTOR HARDASS: fuck u u fucken faggot shitfucking fucker DOCTOR HARDASS: im gunna hunt u down and break ur fucken neck u stuped asshole FUCK U!!!! DOCTOR HARDASS: u fucken queer ass faggot pussy fucker gay homosexual fag faggy fucker fagot ass fuck!!! DOCTOR HARDASS: stop being so fucken stuped u fucking fag fucker DOCTOR HARDASS: im gonna through u thru a window and stomp on ur face with my combat boots u fag YOU: Does that mean you got the URL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Re: Damn, you type like a thirteen year old girl. HA HA HA HA!!! 13 YEAR OLD..You faggot..Hang yourself. I never heard anyone say something mean to a bum but there was a bum that got the snot beat out of him in the bus terminal the other day..he had some cash on him..still wasn't right..but who cares its a bum right?..wrong.. Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 WRIOT YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD! KILL YOURSELF ASAP<------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted July 16, 2003 Author Share Posted July 16, 2003 :five-o: that is all mr. pres ,that is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 I dont know about saying anything mean. But onetime this skinny-ass drunk bum told me he'll fuck me up if I touch his bike then I took his bike and threw it off the train track tressel into the creek. The tressel was over this gorge and it was like 100 feet deep. The bum didn't do anything and I saw him the next day and he jsut said,"How's it going?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by space base I dont know about saying anything mean. But onetime this skinny-ass drunk bum told me he'll fuck me up if I touch his bike then I took his bike and threw it off the train track tressel into the creek. The tressel was over this gorge and it was like 100 feet deep. The bum didn't do anything and I saw him the next day and he jsut said,"How's it going?" You are soo fucked up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 anybody ever seen a bum fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronxcutie Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 HAHAHAH Bum fights...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by WrIot anybody ever seen a bum fight Yeah, that same bum who's bike I took, dude's obsessed with bikes. Ive seen him try to steal some other guys bike and just get mashed on. He got just fucked up, then stomped on. Ive seen other ones too but thats the first one that comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dick Quickwood Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 me- hey man, you want to make some money ? bum- how ? me- hook it up with some beer and smokes me-go get the cheapest pack of menthols, and 4 magnum 40's bum- ok me-heres the money. ill watch over your stuff bum-allright i got your stuff me-heres five bucks bum-god bless you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by space base Yeah, that same bum who's bike I took, dude's obsessed with bikes. Ive seen him try to steal some other guys bike and just get mashed on. He got just fucked up, then stomped on. Ive seen other ones too but thats the first one that comes to mind. Damm bro where ar you from..compton?..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 being mean to bums is not cool...imagine not having anything or anyone...living in coldness and darkness...and then having stupid motha fuckers spit on you and glare at you and break your mother fucking bike...not cool...its fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 i always give them at least a dollar unless they do some kinda work 4 like a corner store or sumthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by space base :cry2: Don't cry bro..you gotta do what you gotta do i guess..:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 "hi." "no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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space base Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Yo, Im not mean to bums, if you read my post carefully youll see I said the bum was threatening me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 i know a kid whos dad has become a hardcore bum...not just a homeless person but someone who is so far gone that u can be sure your gonna see him if u walk down his block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Its hard to pity a "bum" who takes your money and goes to buy a pack of cigs, some drugs he can afford, or a forty of king cobra, at nine thirty in the morning. Granted he does not have it as good as others, but I would rather give him a sandwhich then money. Ive never been outright mean to a bum, just told him to go get some food. Like in third world countries when children are out beggin or selling bullshit to give the money to their parents for alcohol, and drugs etc. its fucked up beyond belief. We use to take care of this little kid we would see every night in the city in Guatemala, wed buy him food and sodas and shit, and then throw him some money so he wouldnt get beaten by his dad. sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.highborn Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 you should have kidnapped him and taken him to america Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 i'll feed a bum over an asshole anyday all of my friends hate bums, but i give bums money if i have it to spare. i even bought a bum a sandwich, but he was used to getting dicked over so he left cause he thought i was fucking with him too. think about this: you have no place to live, no place in particular to go, nothing to do, how are you going to get a job (would you hire a bum?), what is the first thing you would do? what are you going to do with the rest of your life? in the winter, i don't blame bums for getting wasted, it's the least that they could do to stay warm. shelters are shit and you have to worry about other bums stealing what little you have, so.... i've rum into a couple of bums so shook, it was sad. i thought how sad it must be to live the rest of your life like this. it can happen to any one of you. remeber the bum who got put through a windsheild in texas? he had a job, and a family at some point in his life..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 When I worked at the library this one bum practically lived off me. I bought him a 'double stack' and a sixer of cobra almost everday. And it paid off. Some guy ran up on me while i was walking out to my car. He pulled out a knife and tried to jack me. So Franklin ( the bum) sneaks up behind him and hit him with a brick. We beat the shit out off that guy. I love bums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 one time we stood on a bums house in the tracks to do a bomb on the wall above it n he came out all buggin wit sum rust bar in his hand swingin it n shit....my boy droped kicked him of the roof and i jumped down on to him wit a elbow drop....kicked him around hit him wit his pipe...he scratched my friend when he was tryin to get up so he was buggin that he might have sum disease now n ennded up burning the guys wodden box like 4 feet high...he was cryin n shit all bloody it was pretty fucked up but he came at us so he deserved everything he got....xcept the house n everything he owned part.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One_in_Ten Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 thats rediculous. Firstly your on top of dudes house, his lil peice of the world. I'm willing to bet he yelled at yall to leave or stop or sum shit. Most of those dudes don't want trouble. Your eatin 3 squares a day, yer young; this dudes probably hungry and out of shape. You had the choice you just break out. And defending yourself is a lot different from stomping some poor dude just trying to look out for his spot. I am not feeling it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Originally posted by kido When I worked at the library this one bum practically lived off me. I bought him a 'double stack' and a sixer of cobra almost everday. And it paid off. Some guy ran up on me while i was walking out to my car. He pulled out a knife and tried to jack me. So Franklin ( the bum) sneaks up behind him and hit him with a brick. We beat the shit out off that guy. I love bums. That story made me smile. Bums are dope. i dont really have any stories about bums. But the 4th of july weekend i was at the Santa Monica Peir and some bum was on the ground with his dick hanging out of his pants, and this little girl started crying, and mothers were covering their kids' eyes. I didnt talk to him, but I couldnt stop laughing when that girl started crying. I guess that was rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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